/R9K/ Risk Thread EU Edition

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We start at 5, I added myself.

Cmon faggots get in here

Eyy where is everyone cmon lads

I don't want to play on /pol/ because bullies

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>>25629994

POO IN LOO!!!
muted for unoriginal commentary

>>25630284
Well thanks for the bump senpai, what color, if you really want to play?

>>25630315

Green means go, fampai

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>>25630327
Ok, added you

We start at 5 people

>>25630315

Do I color it in myself?

>>25630387
>>25630385
No, I do it as OP, like always.

>>25630387

nvmnd
this is new to me, we rolling

>>25630411

Poo in Loo expands south
Towards Sri Lanka

>>25630466
Wait senpai we have to wait for some more people to join.

>>25629994
I'm gonna join just trying to choice where to start.

ISIS, red, Syria

>>25630522
Nice choice senpai

>>25630490
whenever you decide lemme know m8

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>>25630327
>poo in loo empire
>not picking brown

>>25630547
Finally Decided
USSR
Dark Red
Western Russia

>>25629994
can someone kindly explain the rules

>>25630565
Got it m8

>>25630570
You choose a country, set a trip, tell me the color and name of your country, then I fill in the map for you.

Each turn you tell me where you want to expand, and the last digit of your post number determines how much land you can get, so at the end of the turn I post a new map with all the actions accounted for.

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>>25630548

Sorry, famiry
You were expecting better of a (acid)TripFag?

>>25630570
Choose a color/trip/starting location/country name, and every turn you post your move and your post digits determine toll. So say you post "move north" and get a certain number you'll get a certain amount of territories added. After every rolls once the map is updated and everyone goes again. When two countries attack each other whoever has the better roll gets more territories from the other country.

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>>25630565
>>25630522
Ok waiting on at least one more then we can start

Can you guys try bumping if it falls below 2?

>>25630594
I love playing risk and I'm so happy that you always organize these games. Thank you.

>>25630681
NP senpai, hopefully we can have a good game

>>25630731
Yes hopefully.

yeah i'll play, i wanna start in Afghanistan and i wanna be called bestistan

>>25630811
Ok, just set a trip and tell me what color you want ?

I'll play as 'thumpa kingdom', starting somewhere in north africa, and I pick purple.

>>25630831
ok i'll pick grey then also wtf is a trip

>>25630890
Cool, so we can finally start as soon as I add you.

Are the rest of you guys still around?

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>>25630910

>wtf is a trip

JUST

>>25630910
When you make a post, the trip is what you put in the name space, we just call it a trip.

>>25630910
>wtf is a trip
pls leave

>>25630942
never mind dude i used my nogin and actually thought, my bad havent sleped for like 30hrs

>>25630633
Trap Union, purp, North east most russia

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>>25630970
Hey no its fine we need all the players we can get kek

Round 1 begins lads

Remember to state all declarations of war the turn prior to attacking, and including roll in all your posts you want counted.

>>25630996
Alright you can still roll this turn I'll count it senpai

>>25631005
Rolling

Actions:
>Expand North

>>25631005
Expand in all directions pls

>>25630996
Pink* instead i guess

>>25631005
Claiming more Russian territory to the West

>>25631005
roll, also moving into whats left of Afghanistan (if any left continue north)

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>>25630970

BEHEAD THE INFIDEL!!!

DETACH NOGGIN
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>>25631005
roll

action:
>take more of mother russia

>>25631005
expand south let's go

>>25631005

Can my original roll count? >>25630466

Or re-roll?

>>25629994
I choose morocco

>>25631093
Gotta reroll senpai :p sorry, the turn hadn't started yet

>>25631115
Got it, what color?

>>25631142
Light green

senpaiiiii pls germany

>>25631162
Ok, you have to set a trip too senpai so I know who you are, and where do you want to expand this turn?

>>25631142

Agiht I stand by original plan

Poo in Loo expands south
Towards Sri Lanka

everywhere. all belong to the reich

>>25631176
Color?

And roll too so I can include you this turn.

>>25631184
Light green morocco expand to algeria

>>25631206
yo poo lord you want a truce (i dont go into pakistan nepal/tibet (not sure which) and you dont go any further north (i leave you a corridor to the middle east)

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Ok lads, round 2 begins

Morocco please remember to set a trip and Germany you didn't tell me color yet

>>25631296
Rolling

Actions:
>expand west to Brittany

>>25631296
All directions again

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>>25631296
Heading to Claim Russian territory south.

>>25631296
roll

action:
> Keep filling in russia please senpai desu

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>>25631296
fill the rest of the country and expand east

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>>25631296
Poo in Loo expands south
Towards Sri Lanka

>>25631259
>implying I'm gunning for the middle east
Based Baghdadi will behead you Apostates

>>25631296
rolling +north west

>>25631380
If Allah allowed alcohol id buy you a beer my green friend

>>25631296
Roll Morocco trip like a name OK the infidel remover

Ok, waiting on Moroccans and Germany are you still around?

All lurkers feel free to join any time

>>25631460
You set a trip by putting a title in the name box when you make a reply.

So where do you want to expand? You have to tell me specifics

>>25631468
does >>25631337 get me a nuke, i mean it is leet

>>25631506
Algeria ofc

>>25631534
Got it, set a trip man kek

>>25631512
404 or 420 gets you a nuke in this game

>>25631296
Third Normie Empire
Light Blue
Stockholm area

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Round 3, France all alone in the West edition

Lurkers look at all the room!

>>25631557
trip set

>>25631577
Ok, just missed you, roll in this new turn I added you.

>>25631582
Thanks anon

>>25631579
Does my claim post count as a roll? If so
Rolling
Action:
> More scandinavia

>>25631579
expand east and northeast

thumpaaaaa

>>25631579
Fill Iraq, excess into Saudi Arabia

>>25631579
>>25631557
Kek it was worth a try desu

roll

action:
>Keep on keeping on in russia senpai desu

>>25631579
roll, all directions except dont go into pakistan or india

>>25631624
northwest rather, sorry

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>>25631579
Rolling
moving north through Russia
If I make it all the way north I'll grab a couple territories south.

>>25631609
expand in tunisia

>>25631612
You're supposed to say roll in your post

>>25631612
This is your roll post senpai

Rolling

Actions:
>expand south

Color: Orange
Start: North of scandinavia. Then the rest of norway.

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>>25631579
The west could use more nations at the moment, so I would like to join the game if I still can. Iberian Empire shall be the name of my nation and also the region I wish to occupy on this turn. This is actually my first game of Risk after years of lurking, so please pardon any mistakes or misplays on my part.

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>>25631579

CLAIM SRI LANKA AS BEST WAIFU

use any leftover territory points to fill in SouthWest Poo in Loo

>>25631715
It slipped my mind for a moment, but my desired color is yellow.

>>25631715
Sure thing senpai, and its fine if you make a mistake, I'll try to be flexible

>>25631711
Sure thing senpai

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Round 4, lurkers start to join edition

>>25631846
Rolling

Actions:
>Expand south along the coast

>>25631846
>
Rolling
Actions
Marching Southeast. Staying in Russian territory.

>>25631846
Fill Saudi Arabia

>>25631846
roll

action:
>Fill up russia with my pinkness please senpai

>>25631846
roll plus expanding into tajikistan, krygistan and iran

>>25631846
roll expand to the west

>>25631846
Rolling
Action:
>move into Denmark and Poland.

>>25631846
Unoccupied Norway and finland. Then travel to United Kingdom

>>25631898
Non aggression pact?

>>25631846
Conquer the Spanish provinces that border France and then just expand inwards. Also, what exactly are the conditions for me to expand to islands on the map? Namely the Balearic Islands.

>>25631846
attack those 2 territories in the northwest! and expand east if I can

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>>25631846

fill up Poo in Loo
excess to Nepal and and AyyleChairmanMao

>>25631928
Fine, I don't have a problem.

>>25631846
>tfw got the name wrong but La Mancha is actually nicer

>>25631945
You have to make a declaration of war before you can attack senpai, want to make one then attack next turn? You can still expand east this turn.

>>25631937
You can move there if you're on a coastal region in the Med, for anything unless it specifically has a line indicating the province you have to be at to take it.

>>25631885
Nap m91?

>>25632094
yes please. rolling for expanding east

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Round 5, still room for any lurkers edition

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>>25632135
Finish conquering the peninsula

>>25632117
So you are now at war with the Moroccans, Morocco take note and mobilize.

Rolling

Actions:
>Expand into central France

>>25632135
Kazakhstan and Iran +roll

>>25632135
roll
expand toward spain

>>25632135
attack the 2 northwest territories, and expand east if I can

>>25632135
roll

action
>Kazakstan or bust please

>>25632135
fill up Poo in Loo
excess to Nepal and and AyyleChairmanMao
this is clearly an original comment

>>25632135
Roll
expanding North through Russia.

>>25632107
if that's a person then no im not

>>25632135
Would you be willing to let me advance into Italy and then recovering the french territory I take on the process of getting there?

>>25632160
Rolling
Actions:
>Finish up Sweden
>Denmark
>NE Germany?

>>25632135
South of England. Then the rest of United Kingdom.

>>25632233
>>25632160
shit sorry replied to the wrong post

>>25632214
nap means non agression pact i was offering a peacfull front for the both of us

>>25632200
Since i got Dubs I'll take any leftover Russian territory I can then if needed go into Belarus.

>>25632255
sure works for now

>>25632214
Want alliance m8?

>>25632135
>>25632226
Also, roll. Hold off the infidels advance into Spain and advance into the south of France.

>>25632188
since dubs fill south please senpai

>>25632308
Oops, scratch the France part. I thought Kitty was the attacker for a second. Just hold them off down there. lol

>>25632308
You can only take land consecutive to you, and I already got South France this turn, and you aren't at war with Morocco until you or they declare war, want to just take the rest of Spain? Until you go to war you have nowhere to expand senpai.

>>25632352
Same thing. He didn't declare war on you

>>25632306
sure thing senpai, since we've been at war other times we can have an alliance this time

>>25632377
I see. I'll just take whatever I can in Spain and then Portugal then.

>>25632308
im just taking the rightous territory of the caliphate of cordoba

>>25632388
>>25632306
Alliance noted

>>25632287
>>25632255
NAP noted

>>25632182
wanna do a non agression pack ?

>>25632415
There's an NAP between me and Erik the Red as well

>>25632156
want a alliance so we can aloha snackbar the infidels?

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Round 6, Spain boxed in edition

Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union

NAPs:

1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Normie Empire and Erik the Red

Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and Thumpa Kingdom

>>25632447
Are you ISIS? If so then yes, for 3 turns then we'll see hey

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>>25632447
You got it.
And finish up cleansing the peninsula

>>25632490
Rolling

Actions:
>Fill up the rest of France

>>25632490
Rolling
Action:
> Connect lands in Denmark and Poland

>>25632490
attack thumpa-kadafi

>>25632490
expand east as much as I can, excess into the northwestern sea route.

>>25632525
So... Would you count 2525 as dubs?

>>25632490
Rolling
Filling in the rest of Russia and heading into Ukraine.

>>25632490
roll + iran and pakistan

>>25632490
roll

action
>south through kyrgyzstan

>>25632551
No patrick, 2525 are not dubs

>>25632490
Again, south of UK and then complete it.
>>25632388
I would like a Non Agression Pact with you as well

>>25632564
unless that's china not quit sure

>>25632411
I guess I'll declare war on the Moroccan Empire. Rolling to consolidate the peninsula and get the Balearic Islands if possible.

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>>25632490
fill up Poo in Loo
excess to Chairman LehMao

>>25632156
Don't trust the Pashtun apostate >>25632455

Not so long ago he was offering me a free corridor to attack the Holy Land
He clearly does not hold the best interests of the Caliphate at heart >>25631259

>>25632591
sure thing senpai unless you want to join normie and friends

>>25632388
>>25632591
Want to upgrade this to a tripartite alliance guys?

>>25632633
then i will en-devour to prove my loyalty to the cause

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>>25632628
so be it attack don quijote

>>25632628
Want an alliance my Spanish friend? Now that you are at war you will need an ally.

Btw, you can only attack the turn after declaring war, so next turn

>>25632490
>>25632633

Oh and Nepal too, sorry

>>25632638
>>25632649
Alrigth then, I will join. But remember that I am starting to lose unoccupieds territories so i may have to start a war sooner or later that will last around a hundred years...

>>25632723
I see. I'll accept the alliance too, although I don't see how it would help.

Round 7, War and alliances spread edition

Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire

NAPs:

1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS


Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and Thumpa Kingdom
2. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha

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>>25632832
Stupid OP, sorry lads

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I must consult Allah before making any hasty alliances, allow me a few turns to finalize my decision. I will not attack Bestistan or Big Pepe until I decide my alliance

>>25632547
lets make peace
go to the east there is space

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>>25632853
Roll
Into Ukraine I go.

>>25632853
I'll take brown and start as Sloths in Iceland

>>25632853
Rolling

Actions:
>take the rest of France, expand into Belgium if overflow

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>>25632853
attack morocco with great ferocity

>>25632853
Rolling
Action:
>East Germany

>>25632832
action
>formal decliration of war against USSR

>>25632853
roll
attack spain

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>>25632853
Finish filling the peninsula then into Turkey

>>25632911
Get some western Poland in there too please

>>25632853
Consolidate the peninsula by attacking the infidels.

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>>25632853
roll plus we must seize iran to protect our holy brothers mission

>>25632853
Just finish UK once for all.

>>25632855
help me get rid off thumpa in the name of allah

>>25632879
I will reclaim my territories then go east.

>>25632853
Roll
Action:
Conquer island of Iceland

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>>25632914
The war for Russia begins. May the true ruler of Russia prevail.

>>25632888
Nice trips, but why not go somewhere besides Iceland, you won't be able to expand because of orange.

>>25632914
acknowledged

>>25632853

WAR ON TRAP DEGENERATES

rolling for:
>unify Nepal
>penetrate ChairmanLMAO

>>25633022
I would've gone with central Europe but I'd probably get caught in the shitstorm that'll ensue when all the other kingdoms go to war

>>25632956
all children of Allah should unite so as to crush the infidel and spread righteous glory in the name of Mohamed

>>25633002
Im sorry it's come to this senpai, but the panties have become to tight on the shaft

>>25633056
Anon, Iceland only has 1 territory, can I add you in Greece?

You literally will lose in the first turn in Iceland kek

>>25633025
You can't attack until next urn, since you declared war this turn, where to expand in the meantime?

>>25633139
Alright, I'll take Greece

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Round 8, World War 1

Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire

NAPs:

1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS


Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and Thumpa Kingdom
2. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
3. Trap Union and USSR
4. Trap Union and Big Pepe

>>25633139

roll for
>expand into SouthWest Iran

>>25633218
Rolling

Actions:
>Take Belgium, The Netherlands, and Luxembourg.

>>25633218
Fill Turkey

>>25633218
attack thumpa and if can attack spain as well

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>>25633218
Rolling to attack Trap Union in Russian Territory to my East.

>>25633218
Rolling
Action:
>More polan

>>25633218
oops I didn't meant to expand that far west, morocco you can take back the territorry you started with and I'm going to keep the sea route territory. I'm going to expand east here as much as possible and the rest can go across the sea route.

>>25633218
Rolling
Action:
Expand North

>>25633218
roll

action:
>Push into USSR occupied russia and hold line against Pepe in the south

>>25633218
One more roll for the consolidation of the peninsula, as it righteously belongs to the Iberian Union.

>>25633231
>>25633139
scratch that, dont wanna put you through the trouble

ignore Iran

>>25633218

roll for
>unify Nepal
>penetrate ChairmanLMAO

>>25633277
would you like a non aggression pact?

>>25633301
Would you be interested in an alliance? We are both at war with Trap union after all.

>>25633218
I declare war on the french empire, since i have nowhere to go anymore.

>>25633275
ok i will do that

>>25633344
Our ally is at war against the USSR, you should attack them through Finland and I will go through Belarus

>>25633317
I would like that

>>25633218
Can I join in Italy?

>>25633381
I didn't know you could pass through countries like that...
I do fell stupid but I want to cancel my war with the french and atack the commies

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>>25633344
You are making a mistake friend

The Grand Army of the Republic will seize the UK

>>25633431
Yes

>>25633355
So are you two at peace now? In which case, Morocco, do you want to modify your orders? Your roll value stays the same though.

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>>25633332

we'll meet in the middle
in the ruins of Kazakhstan
Then I'll give you my answer

>>25633460
no we arent yet i take back my territory then peace

>>25633464
I have no intention of expanding further south than Russia.

glorious persian empire will be reformed in allahs name

>>25633490
I second this

thumpaaa

>>25633218
also yeah roll for iran, cos ye iran is dope

testing tesign

Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire

NAPs:

1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
3. Thumpa Kingdom and Sloths


Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
2. USSR and Trap Union
3. Big Pepe and Trap Union

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>>25633620
Round 9, Italy enters edition

>>25633636
Rolling
attacking to my East. Staying in Russian territory.

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>>25633504

>such low ambitions

yeh, not feeling inspired with your confidence m8
I'll hold off on an alliance
For now

As I said, again
Prove your mettle against the Traps and we'll meet at the negotiating table again

>>25633636
Rolling

Actions:
>Take Belgium and the Netherlands

>>25633636
Moar Turkey, His kingdom must reach the ends of the Earth

>>25633636
Roll
Action:
Advance into Bulgaria

>>25633636
Rolling
Action:
>Attack USSR via Belarus

Also bud, Erik is attacking USSR rather than declaring war on you
>>25633381
>>25633451

>>25633661
Understood. I will see you at the negotiating table.

>>25633636
roll

action:
>Keep pushing into USSR russia and hold pepe on the boarder

>>25633620
take back those two tiny territories that morocco has near the sea route, and I declare war on the ...wapfaggian empire.

>>25633636
death to don quixote attack with all i can

>>25633636
gunna take rest of iran any spare goes into azerbijan

>>25633680
>>25633636
Doesn't he have to declare war first?

>>25633636
Keep pushing the Moroccan infidels out of the sacred castilian land. I possible, expand into Marocco.

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>>25633636

Rolling for:
Unify Han peoples under the NEET Frog
Stomp into Borat's backyard

>>25633700
ohhh but where does the spillover from my siq dubs go, I have a pact with ISIS and the other guy.. sorry morocco I advance west because I must

Declare war on thumpa.

>>25633719
We're both allied with trap so I think we are automatically in the war

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>>25633636
Atack following the map and then continue doing to the south..

>>25633743
allah be praised let unite against him

>>25633744
Even if he was the one who declared war?

>>25633807
Can kitty confirm?

>>25633807
Yea all alliances bring all allies into war, works both ways.

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Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire

NAPs:

1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
3. Thumpa Kingdom and Sloths


Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
2. USSR and Trap Union
3. Big Pepe and Trap Union
4. Wapfaggian Empire and Thumpa Kingdom

>>25633900
welp i'm done for then. I'll surrender my land to the trap union.

>>25633924
attack thumpa

>>25633924
Rolling
Action:
>Continue fighting USSR. Bend southwards towards Ukraine.

>>25633928
No, I'll help you!

The French Empire declares war on Erik the Red

>>25633924
rolls plus moving into azerbijan

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>>25633924
DESTROY TEAL

UNLIMITED POWER

>>25633924
Rolling to keep pushing the Moroccans out and proceed to advance into Morocco.

>>25633924
Roll
Action:
>Expand further North

>>25633947
Normie want to be allies?

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>>25633924

roll to unify Borat's goat farm and push north into NorthEast Russia

>>25633924
>>25633928
surrender accepted, divide land so that red can move and land to normie aswell

roll

action:
>push back the pepe scum

>>25633967
Would you be interested in a NAP if the Moroccan Empire's fate turns out to be total annihilation?

>>25633928
USSR, do you accept our offer of alliance to take the pressure off you? Both Erik the Red and Normie Empire will be forced to withdraw.

>>25633924
Atack the french army and steal their baguettes.

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>>25634028
sure, but I'm keeping africa

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>>25634042
But we aren't at war until next turn senpai...

>>25634007
Sure
fuqqq the robot

>>25634028
that will be my only hope of survival so yes im interested

>>25633924
I declared war already but I guess you just didn't update it yet, so attack Thumpa

>>25634069
also how'd pepe push in if i had a higher roll than him last round?

>>25634103
You can't declare war when you're in a NAP man...

Damn it looks like poo in the loo is about to swallow Bestistan whole.

>>25634069
sorry m8, first time playing, I should have lurked a little more, then just keep filling UK and iceland

>>25634058
I was thinking about keeping Morocco and Western Sahara, letting you take Algeria completely.

>>25634081
Well, I wouldn't get into a NAP with you, since you were the one who brought the fight to me. I'm willing to help you against Thumpa if they refuse my offer though.

>>25634103
>>25634133
sorry I tripkitty I did specify it was 3 turns only

>>25634122
Your roll was spent countering the USSR's roll

>>25634152
Nah its cool, will do, cya next turn on the battlefield

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>>25633975
>>25634058
death to both of u

>>25634103
I request an NAP with you, good sir.

>>25634161
>>25634103
Understood, then it is war I suppose

>>25634159
fine but I will destroy you eventually

>>25634134
shhhhhh dont give him ideas

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Round 11, USSR folds quickly edition

Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire
3. Normie Empire and Sloths

NAPs:

1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
3. Thumpa Kingdom and Sloths


Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
2. Big Pepe and Trap Union
3. ISIS and Thumpa Kingdom
4. Erik The Red and French Empire

>>25634249
This turn please specify exactly how the USSR should be divided amongst the three allies please.

Rolling

Actions:

>Invade the UK with everything we've got

>>25634249
attack thumpa with all i have

>>25634249
Rolling
Action:
>Move in a general eastward direction into USSR lands

>>25634249
Roll
Action:
>Expand North

>>25634103
for the love of allah plz attack thumpa

>>25634249
Behead thumpa

>>25634282
Ignore this, I forgot the USSR was being divided.
Take the Baltics instead please

>>25634277
Checked, lucky bastard

>>25634249
Conquer the remaining province in Spain and advance into Morocco.

>>25634301
I'll see if I can contain my advances into Morocco so that you can focus on holding off Thumpa later on.

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>>25634277
>>25634277
>>25634277

dose dubs..

GET FUCKED
Thumpa BTFO

BTFO
T
F
O

>>25634249
i cant go anywhere so im going to declare war on isis i suppose

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defend up to the two yellow lines and any spill over into ISIS.

>>25634249
Atack the french but go for belgium and the netherlands first

>>25634249
roll for

continue to unify Borat's sheepherding stable

excess to push into north east Russia

>>25634180
Tell you what, you help aid in the destruction of thumpa and consider your NAP granted

>>25634302
lets forge an alliance

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>>25634249
roll

action
>push into pepe infested lands

>>25634357
im now at war with isis so you want an alliance?

>>25634249
Is it possible for me to attack Corsica and Sardinia?

>>25634405
I have an NAP with thumpa, sorry
I guess I can forget about the NAP I requested

Calling for an alliance between Infidel Removers, Sloths, and ISIS

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>>25634408

decent counter
I'll give you that

but
>that lighter shade of pink in southwest Russia
>autism.jpg

>>25634439
I will join

>>25634385
Pepe, would you like an alliance with me?

I am currently at war with the Trap Union through his alliance with Erik the Red, together we can be the triple axis with Spain

>>25634408
Got it

>>25634277
simply devastating
>>25634418
yeah sure

>>25634434
You will all die like dogs, pathetic and weak

>>25634470
he's surrounded dude dont jump on a sinking ship

>>25634479
Nvrmind alliance is still on

>>25634477
fear not spain is gonna get its fair share of death as well

>>25634479
Wait are you talking to me? I thought you called for an alliance between us.

>>25634518
join me instead i would be happy for the alliance

>>25634467
>autism.jpg
kek aren't we all, seeya on the battlefield my green smug friend

>>25634542
Alright, it seems smarter to join you.
>>25634495
Sorry but I think I'm going to ally myself with Bestistan instead.

>>25634470
attack thumpa we need to annihilate him

Round 12, war spreads to the mid east

Alliances:
1. Normie Empire and Trap Union and Erik the Red
2. La Mancha and French Empire
3. Normie Empire and Sloths
4. Thumpa Kingdom and Bestistan

NAPs:

1. Bestistan and Trap Union
2. Thumpa Kingdom and ISIS
3. Thumpa Kingdom and Sloths


Wars:
1. Moroccan Empire and La Mancha
2. Big Pepe and Trap Union
3. ISIS and Thumpa Kingdom
4. Erik The Red and French Empire
5. ISIS and Bestistan

>>25634518
Oh I did, sorry m8, that was when you said you had an NAP with thumpa. I do still want an alliance.
And don't trust Bestistan, he keeps trying to make an alliance with everyone.

>>25634581
I backed out of the alliance

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>>25634586
Fuck me rrrreee

>>25634599
attack spain and spread in the sahara

>>25634599
Attack Bestistan

>>25634599
Rolling

Actions:
>Take back the land stolen from me, assault the UK

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>>25634472

>triple axis with Spain
>with Spain

for those of you who understand Spanish:
Vid related is literally Cuck: The Song
Sung by Spain's biggest music export
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtc6aCr3bHM

N-no thanks, Kitty Kat.

>>25634589
Shieeet I'm confused now. Idk who do join. I'll decide before the beginning of the nest round actually.

>>25634599
Rolling
Action:
>More baltic

>>25634599
Full Assault on isis of course, roll included

>>25634599
Roll
Action:
Expand North
Also terminate NAP with thumpa just in case I join Morocco or isis in alliance.

>>25634599
Keep expanding towards Morocco territory from north to south. Also, not sure if you answered the other time I asked, but is it currently possible for me to invade Corsica and Sardinia?

>>25634599
Attack the north of france and get belguim.

>>25634432
would u consider spreading toward france and leave morroccan soil

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>>25634627
if you end our NAP I will clean you the fuck up

I defend up to the yellow lines and if there is any left put it through into italy.

>>25634599

roll to:
unify Borat's horse-grazing steppes
push north into northeast Russia

>>25634581
well lets forge a new one then
will u consider invading thumba

>>25634599
roll

action:
>push back the Pepe infested lands, set up concentration camps in recently occupied pepe lands and start gassing the pepe sypythizers

>>25634658
Ah, sorry, yes it is

>>25634659
Damn you...

>>25634664
The French Empire is my ally, it's not an option. I can settle for a NAP if you let me keep Morocco and Western Sahara

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>>25634699

OFF MY BOARD!!!

>>/lgbt/

>>25634627
well lets make an alliance will u consider invading thumba ?

O hai there trip kitty
Lurkin

>>25634726
Question.
If my ally is already in a war, do I need to declare war to attack?

>>25634745
Hi, this map is way better than America isnt it

>>25634659
>>25634699
Nice rolls guys

>>25634745
whats up bud