>walk into your bedroom >see this >wat do?

>>25627860

Why does the angel have nicer legs but the devil has a prettier face.

>going to that shithole

>>25627860
Wonder why the fuck the view from my window changed
Wonder why my window is like 8 times larger now
What happened to my bed?

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>>25627908
Rip the face off the devil girl and surgically attach it to the body of the angel girl. Sell organs of devil girl to pay for extra cash.

Murder both, rape, rape again, chop up bodies and flush down toilet

>>25627860
Try to figure out which one has the dick and debate if it's worth getting an std from a fucking slut.

I would take angel any day of the week
but they're under aged anyway and I ain't going to jail

wonder why the hell i have such a girly bed

Listen to their advice whenever I have a moral dilemma.

>Pull out 1911
>Mozambique both of them
>Realize this isn't where I parked my car.

>>25627860
ask what the fuck they did to my bedroom and what they did with all my stuff

>>25627951
>pay for extra cash

>>25628083
>Sell organs on black market in exchange for favors
>Ask for cash in lieu of a favor
>pay for extra cash

Pretty solid plan if you ask me desu

Call 911, two sluts broke into my house

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>>25627860

play vidya and shit post on /r9k/

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>>25627951

>to pay for extra cash

>>25627860
They seem underage. Bad idea to do anything.
I would politely ask them to leave or would call the cops.

Tell them both to prepare for 9 months of pregnancy.

Ask how I get an invite to the new and improved jailbait subreddit

>>25628043
INDEED A GOOD IDEA

Have them sit on my shoulders.

>>25627908

That's called perspective, family

>>25627860
> notice that the devil girl didnt choose matching sockets like her friend
> shitpost on /r9k/ about how woman fail even on easy mod

>take their picture
>start a 'wat do' thread on /r9k/