So just to keep things clear... If, by any chance, one of us

>>25623456
if you win, hmu and i'll be your girly trap gf :)

I literally would if I actually played and won. But I don't play stupid games of chance.

if i dont kill myself because of all the attention i will receive, id probably share a cheeky million with you guys

>>25623456
Anyone who posts in this thread I will give 20k too. Hopefully someone does the same also if they win. Mods can determine who is who afterwards.

>1 in 292 mil chance
You ain't gonna win, pal.
Hope you have at least 100 tickets.

>>25623685

>Buy 292,000 million tickets
>Make 608 million profit

Easy money

>>25623733
shits rigged, that's why billionaires don't do that...

>>25623733
I don't think that's even possible
>>25623783
How the fuck is it rigged if you have every possible combination ? It doesn't matter what numbers they extract, you literally have every possible outcome.

>Roughly $500,000,000 after taxes, cash option.
>conservative investments with principle reinvestment to offset inflation
>2million a month in perpetuity
What would you do with it? Would you use it to help people? Travel? I would use it to contain or cure diseases.

>>25623456
I would absolutely share if i win

>>25623456
Of course. My Robot foundation idea is still waiting for the capital. The super cool campuses will include fiber nets, anime-themed schools of vocational training, and abundant, super easy bathing facilities so everyone smells nice.

Too bad I didn't go outside to gamble.

>>25623899
Fuck you're stupid. The winning tickets don't go into circulation. There are none. They hire people to act as though they won, make it all big and official, then give them a very, very small fraction of the what the winnings would be.
You uningelligent fuck.

I would buy out 4chan and delete this board.

>>25623960
I guess that could be possible, but you need to provide proof.

It seems unlikely.

>>25623918

Quit job
Build small house in the woods
Set aside enough to live on until I die
Spend the rest on animal shelters and land for wildlife sanctuaries.

>Would you use it to help people?

No

I have a bit of extra money.
Buying 10 tickets
If I win, ill give half of it to r9k, and pay a well-kept escort $1000 a day to dress up like Sakura Matou, let me cook for her, and cuddle for the rest of the day twice a week for the rest of my life.

>>25623992
>implying the girl you hire wont take your ass to court and claim that you raped her

Sorry lad, but woman wont exist in your fantasies either

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>>25623960
we have a winner right here

>tfw I took a data dump of all the winning numbers and wrote a program to spit out numbers that'd give me the highest chances of winning
:^) can't wait to join the 1% tonight

>>25623456

I bought 8 tickets for the UK lottery and didn't get a single number on any ticket. Going to calculate the odds later.

>>25624136
That's not how... you know what good luck m8.

I'd probably buy a big hotel and turn it into a NEET fortress by letting you guys live in there for free.

>>25624136
Godspeed anon. Thats all I'm going to say.

if a robot wins, could I get a loan of a few hundred grand to make my rail car pub fantasy a reality?

>>25624211
Within 30 days it will be taken over by dindus, and if you don't let them in you'll get sued for discrimination

>>25624235
fuck no tripfag, if I win I'm paying Hiroshima to block your IP

>>25624235
sure, PM me your paypal

>>25624235
rail car pub?
tell me more, my autistic metal listening tripfag

Can't wait to see the mastermind who shoops a bunk ticket at midnight.

You know you're all thinking it.

>>25623456
Fuck no.

Muted comment evasion text

>>25624235
After seeing your posts, I wouldn't give you a two domes to rub together let alone a few hundred grad for your faggot ass dream.

Can you just an hero and do us all a favor all ready

If I win I'll give out $15,000 to everyone here who can definitively prove that they are friendless virgins.

>>25624211
Nuh uhhhh faggot ass bitch mofo

If I win I'll be giving away 10 grand to 50 robots. Also my and an old friend made a deal if one of us won the lottery we have to got to Japan and spend a million dollars so that would be fun.

>tfw i if i win i'll give some money to my friends on the low
>tfw put the rest in stocks
>go shopping
>buy my dream car
>buy my own house
>quit work and continue going to school, and go to uni

what will you guys do if you win?

>>25624299
Dubs of truth.
$15 says at least one faggot does it.

>>25624395
the shitlord probably already shooped it and is looking forward to the (you)s he normally never receives

>>25623456
no, you called me a nigger and u ain't one pf us cumstain

>>25623918
>Would you use it to help people?
I'd give everyone in my immediate family $1 million each to get them ass. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.
>Travel?
Yes, extensively.

I probably drop out of school, use it for a downpayment of a house or upscale apartment, and buy a nice car. I wanna win just so I can tell gold diggers to go fuck themselves.

>>25623960
This. It's literally a way to get stupid goyim to give money for a piece of paper.

>>25624172
i bought 25 tickets think ive won bout 75
and some free free retrys

>>25623783
The reason they don't do it is because there isn't a single place that has 292 million tickets in stock.

if i win
>invest in cyborg shit from mgr
>use super eyes to holocaust all jews
>use ninja sword to slice up all mexican beaners
>use ninja feet to bomb isis
ez

What time are the balls (lel) drawn?

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>>25624543
i too would like to know

>>25623960

Your tinfoil hat is crooked.

>>25624388
>open an account in a federal bank
>hire best finance lawyer I can find
>open up a trust fund, that way I can claim my winnings anonymously
>continue working my steady job while I look for property/land in Maine
>as soon as I get the property/land, quit my job and buy a nice truck and a trailer
>drive up to Maine, take my sweet ass time
>live on my land and oversee the construction of my estate
>enjoy life, maybe buy another plot of land and open up a dairy farm

I'd share it if I won. Too much fucking money for one person to have tbqhwyrnf.

>>25624543
>>25624577
11pm EST I'm pretty sure.

>>25623960
Is this true? Plz source I want to learn

>>25624669
The only source you're going to find is some early-2000's looking website that has a bunch dated graphics and sources that are no longer available

>>25624275
basically an old passenger rail car, with most of the seats and stuff taken out and a bar/tables/a kitchen/etc put in. ideally situated near a rail station, actually found a great plot of land already
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/982-E-Cotati-Ave-Cotati-CA-94931/96053457_zpid/

>>25624669
You have a better chance of finding a picture of inside area 51 before finding the answer to this anon

>>25624768
That sounds like a cool idea, hope you make it and succeed.

Make sure to decorate the place well with some train stuff to keep the theme going.

>>25624768
>>25625021
And if your place gets popular make sure to start expanding it by putting a cabin-bar area attached to the railcar

>>25625021
my dad is a great plein air painter, I'd probably pay him to paint at some heritage railways or something

>>25623990
You could literally do this on one month's pay. Think bigger.

>>25624449
With this money you could literally buy an apartment / condo in every major city in the world every month until you die and never touch the principle. Think bigger, anon!

>>25625177
>You could literally do this on one month's pay.

You could set aside enough money to live on until you die on one month's pay? Exactly how much do you think normal people make a month, anon?

>>25623456
I would buy 4chan fo sho

>>25625780
yeah, I might do that also if I win the lottery
and then I would shut it down

>would probably give about $50k to random people on /r9k/ because I love you guys
>buy a small house on a lake with a dock and a pontoon and speed boat
>live out the rest of my days chilling on the lake fishing and relaxing
>would eventually give a decent chunk of money to my brother but I think he's lazy so I would make him wait until he has had a steady job and won't let the money ruin his life
>buy my parents the nicest vacation they could ever ask for
I'm a simple man.

>hurr don't spend it all at once
That would all be covered in like the first few pay checks with the prize being this much

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>>25625729
One month's pay if you win the powerball is two million dollars.

That's what this thread is about :)

>>25625729
Average lifetime earnings of a someone with a bachelor's degree in the US is about $2mill anon

>>25625177
I'm not wasting money like that, even if I become a multi-millionaire. Only retards who think money never runs out do stupid shit like that.

>>25623990
>Set aside enough to live on until I die

No matter how young or old you are, there is no reason why anyone couldn't live off of half a billion dollars. You don't have to set any aside as long as you aren't a complete retard with money management.

do you guess your numbers or do you do quickplay?

>>25623960
This is the truth sadly. When it gets this big I don't trust it. The 70 million dollar one with the mcdonalds welfare nigger was real thiugh. Where she bailed her boyfriend out of jail for 10million.

>>25624669
>>25624699
>>25624768
>>25623960
All the proof you need is the literal jew who was the Florida lottery 7 times. Bragging about his friend winning 9 million dollars also. Shit is all rigged I'm to lazy to type all this shit out on my phone

>>25624172
It's funny here the computer gives you 1 number almost everytime here. Just more proof it's rigged here.

>>25624669
The reality is that it's not a complete fucking scam like some anons are saying. But it is true that you receive less than half of the stated jackpot because so much is taken out in so-called "prize taxes".

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We have a pool at work we all chipped in on, $5 minimum came out to about $300 worth of tickets. If the pool hits we take the lump sum and each get roughly 20mil.

Also me and a bro play "we hit, we split" all the time. Deal is If either of us hits the jackpot, we take the 30 year payout and give the other 1mil every year. If I win, I'm filthy rich and he lives comfortably. If he wins, vice versa.

If I hit I'd probably give some away on here for some kind of game. First to go out and get my name tattooed on their butt cheeks in comic sans font gets 500k or something like that

2bh I'd buy 4chan to fuck with everyone

them winnings getting pretty high... i should win the lottery a second time

Won $2 from a stocking stuffer scratch off, turned that into a ticket.

It at that point would be totally free money. Yeah, I would.
>>25624238
That's why you start an "intentional community", just get the robots to make cheese or beer like trappist monks and forbid sex on campus

dindus don't go for cults, it would be camouflage

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>>25623456
only with my mommy

>>25626751
According to gaming experts, quickplay is better. Hurry up and get your tix anon, almost closing time.

Bought 10 plays tonight. I love the idea of sharing with internet friends, but you all hate black girls so idk.

wtf why isn't this thread live?

>go to the gas station to get cigs
>usually empty
>today literally a line to get powerball tickets

Considering the odds it's a really, really shitty investment. Why are people even bothering to do this shit?

>>25627939
Because the investment is so small. What normies spend on a week of McDonald's can buy them 10 or more tix.

>>25627939
The only way you're assured no chance of winning is if you don't play.

who /already looking at houses on zillow/ here

my dream house is newly constructed and only a walking distance away

surely this must be fate

was actually thinking about making a thread where I give out smaller sums of money in the case that I win the lottery, but then I remembered that those threads get banned

>>25627042
Doesn't apply if you're not retarded enough to take all the money at once. How hard is to just live nicely for a month or two AND THEN start spending ridiculous amounts of money?

But no, people gotta be demanding it all up front, like they really need hundreds of millions of dollars RIGHT NOW.

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This is from CNBCs tips after you win the lottery.... Guys... Buy your tickets NOW! THIS IS A SIGN!

>>25628256
You can't trust annuity. I'd much rather take all the money upfront (which is far more than enough to make all my dreams come true and them some) and plan it out so that if I die early or the lottery suddenly doesn't exist anymore, my family will have it for the future.

>>25628325
yeah, i wouldn't trust the government to hold their promise, instead take all the money and invest it yourself

>>25628325
If America destroyed itself to such a degree that the lottery no longer existed you'd be in bigger trouble than you maybe losing a little more than if you took the whole pot.

>>25628459
Why does the country need to be destroyed for the lottery to be destroyed? US might go full Texas one day and ban the shit for no good reason.

Who even wants to win that much money? Your life won't change for the better, everyone who wins this shit ends up depressed as fuck.

>>25628828
i will literally buy virgin 18 year olds and create a lineage of my genes

>>25627939
To correct myself, given the current jackpot it actually isn't a really shitty investment, but it is a kind of shitty investment

If nobody wins today it will probably be a good investment during the next drawing

>>25628828
Dude I would buy a house and give the rest to family
Comfy NEET life + familial pressure off my back

Reality would still fucking suck, but it would at least suck a little less

The funny thing is it wouldn't suddenly become awesome, though.

>>25628828
get out bernie

>>25628862
What do you know? You're a smoker.

>>25628828
I will gladly take whatever comes with all that money, one of the few things that would incredibly improve my life

I got conned into paying an extra dollar for the "Power Play"

did I just get jewed? what does this even mean?

>>25623456
Nope. I'd lord it over you speds.

>>25623733
It's $2 a ticket first of all. And then there is the tax rate. And the chance that someone else will hit your number.

>>25628988
I think that doubles your winnings if you do win.

>>25629094
well, the power play is like 2x 5x 10x whatever and that ball is drawn at the drawing.

>>25623960
You do know people play their own numbers too right?

>>25623609

I'll be waiting

>>25624235
Give me free drinks for life

>>25628828
For most people it's a dream. Sustainable NEET lifestyle for life.

So what would you do if you won?

>>25629304
alot of weed tobe honest

>>25629304
my mother wants to live in alaska, ill get her that dream.

then i will pay off my grandfather's debts

then i will take like 100mil and invest the rest and disspear

I don't follow the lottery, but doesn't the lottery happen all the time? Why is everyone going crazy about it now? Is there a relatively high jackpot or something?

>>25629304
Give some to my family
Give some to charity
Buy a house for myself
Furnish it
Invest it somewhere

Thats it, put the rest in savings.

>>25629304
I'd buy 4chan and make it a US only website. I would make posting "professional wrestling" content a bannable offense. CP would be the only thing off limits. Welcome to Tony's 4chan, the chan for real Americans

>>25629304
Buy a condo in Downtown Chicago, spend my days walking around giving money to homeless people and getting fat.

>>25629374
yeah it's just really high, there's some math that says its worth it to play for this high of a jackpot

>>25629374
590 million Jackpot. Aka don't have to work for the rest of your life tier money and still manage to live very comfortably and lavishly.

>>25629304
become dan bilzerian 2.0

>>25629304
Give ten million dollars to Chris Chan just to see what he'd do.

>>25629592
>Give ten million dollars to Chris Chan just to see what he'd do.

kek

dubs and someone here will win

i think if i won the first thing i'd do is get on the internet to find armed guards with armalite rifles to escort me everyhwere

>>25628913
I know that I want to die, obviously :)

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>what if any of us will win
I will win
>we'd share right?
I don't share my success secrets with betas and autists

>Reading stories of lottery winners who blew all their money
>The majority of them aren't people who blew it on cars and parties and shit as you'd think, but people who got sued by their friends for not splitting the money, people who tried to claim the money through divorce, hand outs to family and friends and such and just general leeches attaching to them because they're rich now.

Fuck people.

>>25629723
like literally stand outside my apartment on on my apartments deck with semi auto rifles

>>25629792
and i would tell them to kill anyone trying to get to me, and i would give 100,000 to their families while they go to jail for murder

>>25629412
That's cool, any link to the math?

>>25629437
Aren't most jackpots like that though? Maybe not that high but I'm pretty sure if I olayed my cards right on say $10 million I'd never work.

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I would automatically take the annuity, allow inflation to help me, and invest in municipalities in good cities for federal tax breaks and keep all le money

>>25623960
Careful, you dont want the thought police coming after you.

The Griffiths bought their dream home then life fell apart

Before they won a $2.76 million lottery jackpot, Lara and Robert Griffith hardly ever argued.

They bought a million-dollar house and a Porsche.

But 18 months ago, six years after their win, Robert drove away in the Porsche after Lara confronted him over emails suggesting he was interested in another woman.

Their 14-year marriage was over, a freak fire gutted their house, and every penny of their fortune was gone.

In 2004, Sharon Tirabassi, a single mother who had been on welfare, cashed a check from the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corp. for $10,569,00.10 (Canadian).

She subsequently spent her winnings on a "big house, fancy cars, designer clothes, lavish parties, exotic trips, handouts to family, loans to friends" and in less than a decade she's back riding the bus, working part-time, and living in a rented house.

Luckily Tirabassi put some of her windfall in trusts for her six children, who can claim the money when they turn 26.

Construction worker Americo Lopes won the New Jersey lottery, quit his job and then lied about it, claiming he needed foot surgery.

After coming clean to an ex-colleague, he and a few others ganged up on Lopes for not splitting the winnings as promised.

Sadly, the court ordered Lopes to split the prize.

Ontario resident Ibi Roncailoli walked away with $5 million in a 1991 Lotto 649 drawing, but she didn't tell her husband how she decided to spend it.

When Joseph Roncailoli, a gynecologist, found out Ibi gave $2 million of her fortune to a secret child she'd had with another man, he poisoned her with painkillers, the Toronto Star reports.

He was found guilty of manslaughter and reportedly asked Ibi's family to help foot the bill for her funeral.

Against all odds, in the mid-1980s Adams won the lottery twice, once in 1985 and again in 1986.

The New Jersey native won a cool $5.4 million, but AskMen.com reports she gambled it away at Atlantic City.

Today she resides in a trailer park.

In 2002, West Virginia building contractor Andrew Jackson Whittaker Jr. walked away with $114 million after taxes on a $315 Million multi-state Powerball draw.

That was just about his last stroke of good fortune.

In two separate instances, thieves ran off with $745,000 Whittaker stashed in his car. Later on, he was sued by Caesar's Atlantic City for allegedly bouncing $1.5 million in checks.

Within four years, his fortune was gone.

A Pentecostal preacher working as a stockboy at Home Depot got his prayers answered when he hit the $31 million jackpot in 1997, Business Pundit reports.

At first, life was good with Billy Bob buying a ranch, six other homes and some new cars.

But like many others who win the lottery, he just couldn't say "NO!" when people asked for a handout.

Later in life he divorced and eventually committed suicide.

In 1989, Willie won a $3.1 million jackpot in the Michigan Lottery.

Fast-forward to two years later and Hurt got divorced, lost custody of his children, was charged with attempted murder, and picked up one helluva crack-cocaine addiction.

The habit was so bad, it sucked away his entire fortune.

When Denise Rossi won $1.3 million in the California lotto, she left her husband without a word, reports People's Pam Lambert.

Thomas knew something was up, but agreed to divorce her anyway.

Two years later, he intercepted a letter at his new L.A. pad revealing the truth.

He sued Denise for not disclosing her winnings in the divorce, and the judge awarded Thomas every cent.

After winning an $18 million lottery jackpot in 1993, Janite Lee's earnings were gone within a decade.

The St. Louis Post Dispatch reports Lee, a wigmaker from South Korea, blew her winnings on, of all things, charity.

A reading room was named after her at Washington University's law school, and she was a major donor for the Democratic Party.

But her giving hand, coupled with a little gambling and a lot of credit card debt, allegedly did her in. She filed for bankruptcy in 2001.

In 1998, Gerald Muswagon won the $10 million Super 7 jackpot in Canada, reports BigLotteryWinners.com.

But he blew it all on drinking and partying in only seven years.

Filled with remorse, Muswagon hanged himself in his parents' garage in 2005.

Alex and Rhoda Toth hit the $13 million jackpot in Florida in 1990. Within 15 years they were destitute.

According to the Tampa Bay Times, the couple declared bankruptcy and were eventually accused of tax evasion by the IRS.

Alex passed away before his case went to trial and Rhoda eventually served two years in prison.

I didn't win robots... ;_;

Posting here just in case...... If someone wins then maybe I could use a small portion of that money to fix a certain facial deformity

>>25629788
This is obvious. If you consider how much people can spend in a year and add to it how much a person who thinks he has unlimited money can spend in a year then considering anyone at any given point has 8 to 20 of these people around then its obvious they will bankrupt you.
That's why if I get the money I will live in a 5 star hotel and maybe invite my family to visit me 1 month of the year

Id share it among my immediate family, which leaves me at 180M before taxes. I'd use it to get a car, a home in a quaint neighborhood and donate about half to those in need (and my fellow robots) and use the rest to invest in the stock market.

You know the only reason it's high now is because 2 months ago powerkike cut your odds of winning almost in HALF

I'd buy every elite Mothership I could get my hands on, and smoke heady oil all day everyday in a log cabin off in the mountains

I just want enough money so me and my qt trap gf can live together without living paycheck to paycheck ;_;

I would go on an enormous heroin binge.

>>25623456
Did anyone win?

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>>25623456
can you choose to not be know if you win? or pretty much everyoned will know who ones the 900 mill.

>>25623609
>Mods can determine who is who afterwards.
could, but wouldn't

>>25633348
depends on the state i think. i know in my state (CO) you have to give your name + where you bought your ticket.

>>25633348
No you can keep yourself anonymous. Many people have to avoid harassment, and if you somehow did win anon, lawyer up ASAP. People are going to try to get that money one way or another.

>>25633348
>>25633568
>>25634074
You're required to come forward publicly in all but 6 states.
And even if you were in one of those 6 states, good luck keeping the fact that you just became an instant billionaire underwraps.

>>25633348
Only a few states allow you to remain anonymous. Most require you to report your name. But prior to that most lottery offices allow you to form a trust or LLC before taking possession of your winnings. Then the trust is named instead of you.

>My trust would be Goldsteinenburgs Shekels LLC.