Should I buy a bottle of bourbon or a cheesecake? Which is better

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Cheesecake.

being fat drunk and stupid is no way to live life, so at least don't be drunk.

both will only make you feel better for a short period of time. Get a hobby or seek help for depression.

>>25610455
cheesecake will make you feel slightly better for about 30 minutes with little to no side effect apart from the empty calories (only an issue if youre fat)

the bourbon will make you feel a whole lot better for hours, depending on how long and how much you drink. but the side effect will be the hangover which will be like the depression you are feeling now x10, for a day or two afterward.

>>25610455
coffee
literally best drug with no negative side effects

>>25611647
>no negative side effects
it fucks up my sense of smell and my pee stinks terrible afterwards

>>25610511
is that roasted duck senpai?

Doing a few sets of curl ups or sit ups always makes me feel better.

>>25610455
bottle of bleach

>>25610511
that looks delicious

I usually eat cheesecake and its my favorite desert
I don't drink so that would be my choice

>>25610455

>or

You ain't livin like you should

>>25614556
hehe, this..this is the guy