you'll never have a happy wife and happy children

>>25605460
You'll never find joy in causing others pain cause you physically cant see them on le internet


;^)


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Alrightyrinoridoo then

Yeah it could be worse though. I could be a cuck dating a single mother.

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>>25605460
You will NEVER, EVER have this.

>>25605508
I'll always be too retarded to upset people playing videogames like myg0t does because I'm too autistic to put up with people yelling at me

Children smell bad.

>>25605550
That's suicide worthy right there

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>>25605563
lmfao so do u

>>25605563
they dont taste good either since they didint develop muscles, its like you would eat fat

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>you'll never have a happy wife and happy children

ooh nooo! how terrible ;_;

?? I'm married with one kid i dun goofed

>>25606376
The kid isn't really yours.

>>25606390

lol the kid looks so much like me the wife's grandmother questions if its actually hers

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>>25605460
FUCK YOU I DIDN'T NEE THESES FEELS
;_;

why the fuck would you ever want a kid? if you want some fat ugly thing that just cries all the time and you have to waste thousands of dollars on for 18+ years that will still end up hating you despite that because of some retarded thing they made up in their head that you did to them you already have a wife.

>>25606405
*NEED
fuck

>>25606421
Nah man. That moment when you see your kid and you realize he's going to have life, the experience; christmas, kissing, breaking up, getting in a fight, friendship, terror, every life experience you can imagine and more.

They say life flashes before your eyes when you die, maybe that means you die when you have a kid, because my life genuinely flashed for me then.

>>25606421
don't be such a memer. and i want 3-5 kids.

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>>25606421
>mfw millennial narcissism

>>25606475
>>25606465
>>25606462
lmao you fags act like life is some disney movie and you get to raise some perfect angel and live in a comfy suburb with a 7/10 loving wife to come home to and children who love you regardless.

you niggers live life in an apple TV commericial get your head fixed

>>25606633

lol 7/10 try 10

5% here rich and ripped howmuchyabench bruh

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>>25606633
>being this much of a melodramatic whiner

There's a healthy bit of room between the two nonsensical descriptors you used, the "omg kids are so bad so expensive i can't afford xbox live if i have a kid :(((" and "omg kids are so divine family life is like a sitcom it's so perfect!"

having a family is fine. it's neither of these things that you're memeing it to be.

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But I don't want a wife and kids.

>>25606713
i sure you know a lot about how family life is with your extensive collection of shrek tipping a fedora images and repeated use of the word meme as an argument.

>>25605460

My wife got a new job today, so she's happy.

My child is 13 months so he's happy if he can look at my dog.

There you have it, OP.

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>>25605460
nobody has a happy wife moron

the girl in this picture has probably got fucked by dudes behind her hubby's back

anyone actually, unironically wanting to get married in this time is a fucking moron. i'm serious. it's baffling that there are still other guys who want to get married

>>25606633
Just like anything, there are good days and bad days. In my opinion, the good days make the bad days worth it. Is it for everyone? Of course not, but I guess I'll just never understand why people who don't want to have kids have to be so spiteful about it.

>>25606799
you sound like a 100% grade A cuck. i can already see you telling yourself 5 years from now "just stay together for the kids"

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>2016
>getting married

lmaoing

>>25606799

Spite aside, if you want to have kids, have kids. If not, don't have kids.

Freedom of choice is not difficult to understand.

A wife would be nice but I don't want kids. I'd rather be one half of the couple that just takes a nice vacation every year and spends the rest of their time working and enjoying themselves. The world doesn't need more kids and my older sister's already pumped out four so I don't see the need to procreate.

Soon as I find a woman who equally doesn't want kids I'll wife her.

>>25606798
>I don't like this thing
>You are literally retarded if you don't agree with me

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>Getting married/having children in 2016
I'm right there with everyone else on that one. I'm only sad that it's that way at all. I grew up with the idea that someday I'd be a capable human being and find a nice girl to settle down and have a few kids with. Yeah, I bought into the idyllic fantasy that we're taught in school and from the media.

I'd still like to have that, but it's not going to happen and I know it. I can barely take care of myself, let alone a wife and children. The odds of finding a decent, non-whorish woman that'll also put up with my shit is about 0%.

>>25606798

This guy has a point but we're still alright. On a side note I'd say there are no men who want to marry women, only men who marry women who want to marry men. If that doesn't make sense go fuck yourself.

Also all of this is 100% true and I don't care if you don't believe me.

> Be me, married 2 years
> Wife gets new job in different city, lease is up in two months so she starts her job and i close up shop
> Super hot office slut i've been flirting with for months knows his
> Wife leaves
> We hook up
> I feel insanely guilty about it and office slut hates me for not wanting to continue the affair

More?

>>25605550
Holy shit this girl is 9/10.

>>25607080

> Move to new city, things are going great
> happily married for several years. no thoughts of cheating
> We decide to get pregnant
> Semen does its job
> Wife can't drink anymore
> One night get roaring drunk at family party and make out with wife's cousin
> Cousin is super turned on, we end up fucking but I can't get off or even stay hard because whiskey dick
> Give up, one last kiss
> wife apparently wakes up during all this, wanders around and finds us neck deep but not fucking

Cont.

I've been married since May of 2013.

Hasn't been bad at all. We function as a reasonably cohesive team working for ourselves and each other. I was worried the sex would start to suck but it's actually managed to get better over the years as we become more adventurous.

The worst part. Oh, the worst part.

Pregnancy and childbirth. My wife had to have a c-section after 33 hours of contractions. Having to walk into an OR at 3am and watch my wife get cut open was definitely not something I want to do again.

My kid is pretty dope though. Just took his first steps and, of course, his first word was daddy.

Ups and downs for sure, but I don't regret any of it.

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>>25607011
having children is so 2015

you should stay at home with your 2D women are just a hassle and money pit

>>25607211
It'd be best for humanity if I didn't reproduce. I'd only fuck my kids up.

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>>25607239
good idea, you should have no confidence in raising a child, plus do you really want them to live in this world?

I have a happy life and a happy wife and her son

>>25607211
>>25607270
>the jews control everything the world is shit the white man is going extinct in 20 years it will be illegal to be white niggers and women are going to destroy society
>i must have a nice white wife and breed tons of white children to join the world

stormfag logic

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>>25607323
>the odds are against me and my offspring but the fight is no where near done, I should probably just give up and die alone in a hole

cuck logic

>>25607374
why do you hate your children and doom them to a life of hell? What have you done to fight besides post images of kikes on a vietcong rhythmic tapdancing appreciation BBS

>>25606633
>implying there aren't millions of people living that very life right this second

>>25607420
all their names end in -stein does yours?

I could, just not with a person I'd like to.

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>marriage
>children
>good

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>>25607374
Is this intentional?

>>25606799
bacuase were always looked down upon and made to seem like our lives our miserable just because we dont have little shits running around in the apartment

>50 years ago
>marrying young and having children was the norm
>men were happy and fulfilled
>women were happy and fulfilled
>children had a stable family to raise them

>now
>marriage is a joke
>most people have multiple sexual partners
>women are obsessed with their career, trying to act like men
>most people don't have kids until they are in their 30s
>a lot of children are born out of wedlock, and raised by single mothers
>men are not happy, no guy wants to marry a slut
>women are unhappy, their bodies are screaming at them to have children, but they risk having to raise it without male support
>children are all kinds of fucked up
>men are giving up on women and replacing them with porn and video games
>women offer so little that they are easily replaced with porn and video games
>girls grow up to hate "feminine" gender roles because they were told that they are oppressive
>boys grow up to hate male gender roles, because they had no father, or only an emasculated one, to teach them how to fill that role
>everybody is miserable

But remember, traditional values were oppressive and made everybody sad!

>>25605550
>tfw no autistic roon roon gf

>women are obsessed with their career, trying to act like men

For a young couple trying to do anything, it's almost impossible to get by on one income unless you're making 80k plus. Even then it's tough depending on your area.

Dual-incomes are almost a necessity now, particularly if you want a home, cars, kids and pile student debt on top of all of that.

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I understand why people would want kids more and more as I age and I'm not even 24 yet (in a couple months), yet all the more of that I see the more I realize it isn't for me, I don't think I'm cut for that and I have such a low opinion of myself I couldn't look a child in the eyes and let him call me dad, it'd just feel horrible knowing how much he'd trust and look up to me when I know what kind of horrible wreck I am.

Still, both my parents want grandchildren and there's just some sort of immense feeling of guilt in letting a chain of life that stretches back to the very first cyanobacteria that came alive end because of my faggotry, and I love my parents, so I'd like something of them, the very best to live on past me even if I'm shit myself. Who the fuck knows, maybe one day if I can become a truly powerful individual who can actually protect a family and not just some cuck.

>>25607472
oh wow damn

>>25607538
>a bloo bloo muh traditionalism :(
Fuck off, the only reason you're against modern culture is because sluts refuse to fuck -you-.

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>>25607270
Yes goyim produce more workforce, another slave
another dollar

I mean you want kids rigt?

Dont worry about their education they are in good hands (ours)

Just work and be a happy family with your used up slut wife.

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I fucking hate you. All I want is to be a better father than my pwn.

>>25607601
>le sour grapes

I don't want to fuck.
I want to raise a family.

Fucking does not bring long term fulfilment, for me at least.

>>25607640
Then deal with the times you were born in, fuckboy, swim against the current, join one of those crazy cults that let you have five wives or whatever, just stop spouting your defeatist shit trying to pass it off as some kind of moral statement.

>>25607640

>Fucking does not bring long term fulfillment, for me at least.

Neither does a roller-coaster but it's still awesome as fuck while you're there.

>>25607538
It's very true. Having a wife + children is so difficult these days. The only people that have kids anymore are stupid, low-class, unmarried retards.

I want a wife and family BUT
>I can't afford college
>therefore can't get a good job
>and ultimately can't afford wife or kids

But Jamal and Juan have fucking 50 kids that are paid for by me.

>>25607662
He's right tho tool

>>25605460

It's looking like it's not happening, no.

>>25607628

Weird to see that as a genuine mistype.

>>25607191
How old is your son? I initially couldn't wait to for my son to be mobile, but now that he's crawling and getting into everything it's crazy. It's fun but I miss the days were we he could just lay on my chest and chill.

Also, pretty much agree with you 100% on pregnancy and child birth despite it being a pretty typical labor and delivery. Placenta is nasty as fuck looking.

>>25605460
Good, procreation is immoral and marriage is fraught with unnecessary risks while maintaining none of the decorum and pageantry it once had

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>>25605460
but in my mind I am happy with my 2d pictures. Our whole life is relative to how animalistic we are

>>25606836
Actually anon sounds like the girl who posts her kid who married her high school sweetheart.

>>25607640
Nigger go find a girl to marry then.
>>25607662
This.

>>25607293
>her son
>HER SON

>>25605460
I don't need other people to justify my sense of self in life.

I am the ultimate cuck. I fuck and drink smoke and think. I fly around the world in first class. Knowing there's hookers who got datass. You think I'm worried about a wife and kids? Fuck it I'll take sweeties and beaties with porn over some bitch being loud as a horn.

Having a family ain't but shit and tricks. You got one girl to fly home to I got 2-3 in 9 countries. I don't need kids I don't want kids. I have money music and glory for all my worries.

I made my life great, no one is going to tell me my life isn't complete without love and family. I love myself fuck haters.

>>25608466
How animalistic are you? Do you howl at the moon? Are you some otherkin fucknugget? You have a wolf inside you or are you as big of a cuck as Rito? Fucking shills don't pay bills. Move out of the basement and fuck a bitch. 2d won't give you head while you browse.

>>25607704
Fuck a wife and kids. You don't need them to make yourself feel better about an "Incomplete" life.

Fuck Jaquan Jamal they ain't payin for their chillins.

Be a millionaire, invent somethung. Cuck Jamal for gods sake.

>>25607640
Family leads to fulfillment?

Goddamnit ima rreeee

LIFE IS WHAT YOU FUCKING MAKE IT! CREATING ANOTHER LIFE WONT BRING YOU HAPPINESS NIGGER!!! LIVE A FULL FUCKIN LIFE BY YOUR OWN RULES GET OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY!!!!

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>>25605550
right in the feels man\
why

>>25605550
is this from Her? I don't remember them ever having a kid in that movie

Family can't make you happy if you can't be happy alone. Learn to love yourself before others. Otherwise you will spend your whole life taking care of some other cucks kids when your wife leaves you.

It's becoming more and more common for people to not have kids. I'm very curious as to what it'll be like when we have a bunch of elderly people with no families to care for them. Will we just have an epidemic of rotting elderly corpses or will nursing homes just skyrocket. Its very interesting.

>>25609806
Or maybe the elderly will be smart and have savings?

Fuckin idiot...

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>>25611224
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, wew lad
You fucking wish
http://www.nirsonline.org/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=768
pic related

>assistance is going to run out of funds in like the next 20 years
Start saving now anon.

>>25606421

>Yes Goyim, don't have white children, have an iphone instead.

>>25605460
It is impossible to be happy with children.

A loyal wife maybe, but children are just a guarantee that your life will suck for 18 or more years.

>>25605460
>op was browsing wikifeet/his feet folder and fap while he stumbled upon this pic that gave him feels and he thought that he'll share it with r9k

I do, it's bretty gud feel.

are you all faggots?

gimme pussy, fuck all that sentimental LE KIDS AND LE WIFE XDDD shit

fuck off to reddit

>>25605550
The husband won't have it either when his wife acts on her hypergamy and cheats on him for some better guy.

This has no effect on me.

>>25605550

I couldn't care less, friendo