Lessons for your son

I'm teaching my sister's boyfriend's son how to be a man.

>>25602064
If they want a woman they will learn the hard way, you can't really do anything about it these days.

I think I need to beat the shit out of him.

Like that's what my dad did to me and I hated him for it but at least I'm not a pussy like those kids who didn't get an ass kicking.

>>25602064
I'd teach him the important stuff, but mostly let him pursue his own interests.

Would not send to public school.

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>>25602064
Let people be who they want to be

>>25602064
I think Humiliation and how to deal with it would be something that aught to be taught to all kids, followed by pride and when it's appropriate.

>>25602185
If you're too cruel to your kid you'll end up turning him into a quivering pussy.

>>25602185
That's a good plan anon, if I have sons they're definitely getting hit. It's really the only way guys learn. Gotta teach them the harsh truths about life, redpill them on women. The most important thing that kids these days lack is respect.

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>his idol is Jeffree Star
Seriously, the fuck? An 8-year-old shouldn't be exposed to this shit.

>>25602249
Why does every sjw cartoon have the same fucking artstyle?

>inundate him with studying (both academic but also shit like music and languages) and physical exercise
>teach him to see through the mindtricks of women
>make him start lifting at 15
>tell him to never be a pussy for anyone else
>tell him to despise normies and always stick up for the little guy
>tell him whilst despising women and normies, to still take advantage of them and infiltrate their vaginas and ranks respectively.

I would immediately execute him so he can escape this kike-ified, degenerate and chaotic nightmare of a shithole dystopian future without becoming entrapped like I am.

>>25602335
Because Rebecca Sugar is their god.

>>25602249
I love these comics, as though 99.95% of boys wouldn't choose the soccer ball and the jeans

yes 0.05% of boys would choose a skirt, cool

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>>25602136
Well, you are a cuck and cucks don't can teach someone in the art of manliness.

>>25602412
>looking out for a blood relative is cuckoldry

Shut up anon.

>>25602261
how do I deal with humiliation pops?

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hunt

i want to talk with him about how

independence, about women, about things like drugs or friends or what he want to be in the future

but not in a house

Outside in an forest near a wood fire seems like a place where he would understand.

>>25602443

Seriously, this. If it's 25% or more of your genes you might as well help it out. (Unless it's part nigger).

>>25602288
Holy fucking shit
And parents act like video game tits are what they can't expose their children to

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>>25602064
>have son
>move to china with him
>go to shaolin temple with him
>train until we become the most powerful dad/son duo
>go back to america
>kill niggers for fun
>buy island in middle of nowhere
>son continues legacy to fight niggers in the americas
>live in island with huge turtle
>tfw I'm master roshi

>>25602064
Has anyone noticed how the kids that always end up like this are ALWAYS raised by single mothers or lesbians? Every single time.

>>25602136
you are on /r9k/ doubt you know what being a man is.

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>>25602064
holy fucking shit what am I looking at she looks like Japanese ghost going through an asexual teenage angst phase

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>>25602249
>every boy is secretly a tranny

end me now senpai

>>25602064
How much do you want to bet that Joey Killmeyer then took little Ethan in the backroom to show him his super-special secret make-upand got to rek dat boipucci?

>>25602685
He's just helping him discover himself pham.

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I'm not homophobic, but what sort of terrible parent would let their 8 year old child listen to Jeffree Star?

when i was younger i wanted to play with a my little pony plastic pony doll, my mother said that there was nothing wrong with that and i could do it, but thankfully my dad ridiculed me for it so i didn't do it, really dodged a bullet there

>>25602461
I'd love to learn how to go camping, how to woodwork, how to do cool dad stuff, then teach it to my son. Sadly, my dad died before he could teach me anything. If I'm still on good terms with my brother and he has a son, though, I'll get to learning. I'll be a cool uncle.

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>tfw /r9k/ threads make you wanna go to /pol/

eh that's probably equivalent to his scene-phase and he will likely grow out of it. maybe it's even smart that they support him because in his teen years when he wants to rebell against his parents it will make him want to be normal.

>>25602722
>mfw I'm the weird uncle who still lives at home with grandma

well that's what my sister gets for moving out and trying to out pump kids out as soon as she was 18

I have a nephew that plays exclusively with dolls. My sister knows it's strange, but it makes him really happy. Also the fact that he's kind of gifted in designing his doll's clothes/houses and my sister doesn't want to suppress it.

>>25602737
The difference between that kid and like the scene or goth phase qhere guys dress effeminately or metrosexual with make-up and shit is that they're doing it to get laid since teenage girls in those cliques are into that sort of fashion on guys.


Kid is 8 years old, no one is any clique of his age has hit puberty yet.

>>25602064
that kid looks like someone drew a detailed face on a balloon

>>25602249
pls tell me someone has the /pol/ fixed one

Torture him using the declassified CIA handbook. Make sure he ingests the right media and is absolutely unflappable.

>>25602064
>the way that kid is leaning into the dude
>those bedroom eyes
>that semen-demon snarl

How much do you want to bet that 8 year old Ethan has sucked more dicks than his mom ever did?

>>25602848

I've actually read the CIA handbook on torture and it's mostly about making people as pliable and weak as possible, the idea that torture hardens you up is a media meme.

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I'm teaching him how to survive an abortion. Not sure if he will learn in time, though.

>>25602882

jesus fucking christ, what's wrong with you?

lewd

>>25602913
I would focus on pain thresholds mainly. He shouldn't be physically afraid of others.

>>25602913
can you give examples and talk about it a bit?
can I buy this book?

>>25602064
Drag doesn't equal gay. That's like saying all gay men are feminine. Who do you think tops and who do you think bottoms?

>>25602457
By crying about it while pissing yourself.

>>25603058
Well, no, not quite. If anything, there's a reasonable case for saying that, whilst gay doesn't imply feminine, feminine (or drag) implies gay. The point is rather that saying that drag equals gay is not at all like saying that gay equals drag.

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>>25602064
I-I don't think I should have kids

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What has happened to the world in this past decade or so, it's almost like a backwards fever dream.
Where did it all go wrong. When did everyone go crazy?

>>25603371
Obama got into power and liberals went ape shit.

If Trump wins it will be the reverse.

>>25603371

It's been a long time coming, anon. It started in the 90s with the PC craze, but they lost and had to take a break. Now the Marxist-inspired post-modernist retards are back in force.

I sincerely hope for the best for you and your heterobihomobarbeque son-daughter-man-bear-pig in 2034.

>>25602064
So is this dude grooming this eight year old boy to be his fuckboi? Why is no one freaked out by this shit.

>>25602249
And yet, I wonder which boy actually ends up contributing to society?

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>>25602249
>>25604799
That sure is a real difficult question to answer

>>25604891
tolerance bump

>>25602335
Because it's propaganda put out for a specific purpose: normalization and legitimization of degenerates

>>25603515
BARBECUE?? More masculine SHIT. Go play football you cisshit male

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>>25604891
Saved tbqh familia

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>get his growth plates checked
>if under 6'0" I pay for HGH therapy
>lead by example and act masculine
>be the strong dad so he admires me for being strong which males do to other males naturally
>take a clear and present role as the dominant figure in the family, over the mother, so she doesn't feminize him
>take him shooting
>make him learn instruments
>read him good poetry before he goes to sleep
>either get him into sports or get him into lifting
>get him into lifting when he starts puberty
>take him to the World's Strongest Man competitions as a kid and a young teen.
>talk about politics from a conservative point of view as a kid, so, as he already respects me and wants to emulate me, will have that frame of mind too
>then begin asking him what he thinks so he is forced to think

You have to submerge him into masculinity and make him aspire to be have it himself.

>>25602064
Jeffree star isn't a good role model for a child that young fss, not because he's a drag but he has his dick practically hanging out and is very sexual. Plus a kid shouldn't be dressing their face like a prostitute, girl or boy

>>25602249
the concept of equality between genders is just a luxury you can afford when men being men allow the civilization to survive.

However, when shit hits the fan, women will be the first to be cowering and whimpering while the men risk their lives.

>>25606283
Pretty sure your son will grow up to be a gay cunt with all that father son bonding.

>make him learn instruments
>read him good poetry before he goes to sleep

Yeah, he's gonna be gay.

>>25606417
Don't listen to >>25606283 anon, you sound like you would make a great father.

>>25606458
I think you got them mixed up. He might be an okay father but his son will turn out gay. If he's okay with that then whatever. I don't care if other people ruin their childrens' lives.

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>>25602064
>new boyfriend has a tranny older brother
>literally thought he was his sister
>confused af because childhood pics he looks like a girl
>figured it out when his Facebook said a boy name with girl name in parentheses, along with being listed as brother

Bruce Jenner makes me roll my eyes when people call him a woman, I don't know how I'm going to deal with this tbqh

>>25606514
If your boyfriend isn't disgusted by his older brother then you should be worried that he's secretly gay.

>>25606495
>having a gay son
>being a good father

Choose one.

>>25606599
Nah because besides it all they're still siblings no matter what lifestyle

>>25606637
I choose both. Why? He doesn't PLAN on his son being gay which means he TRIED to be a good father. He's just not smart enough to realise that if he tries too hard to make his son manly, his son will begin to love men and not women.

>>25606676
Intention does not count.

>>25602064
I'd expose him to a variety of things, and see which ones he shows an interest in, and have him develop his skills at those. I'd take a more hands-on approach on raising him at first, with eventually stepping back and letting him manage his own problems in his own way. But I'd still be there if he needed me, which is what matters tbhfam.

If he had to learn anything it'd be the following, in no particular order:
>rhetoric
>bushcraft/basic survival skills
>history, writing
>leadership and teamwork

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>>25602064

I'd probably home school my son and keep him away from the public system for as long as possible; Common Core is debilitating and I'd want him to work in a more casual environment than the constant grind towards honors and AP without any sort of emphasis on retention.

I'd want to believe I'd teach my son the virtues of honesty, pragmatism, and self-interest and instill an individualistic mindset in him without trying to make it as bitter an attitude as Objectivists have towards the rest of the world and altruism. These I would present solely as my beliefs; I don't want to force him into a mold of my ideal self, I just want to present him with the perspective and others in philosophy and have him figure it out for himself.

My own driving philosophy is largely based on Absurdism, so I suppose I'd pass that on.

It's one thing to let an informed person decide something for themselves, and another thing to let an uninformed person make a decision at all.

>chinese lessons
>piano lessons
>coding lessons

I will push him to be well read and hardworking.

He will pursue finance

>>25602207
I would.

Not because I like public schools.

Because public schools force you to interact with real people and represent part of the real population in terms of race, wealth, etc.

I'm 25 now, and every home schooled person & most private schooled people I know are live at home loser/autists.

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>>25602064
WHAT THE FUCK
I DON'T USUALLY RAGE BUT THIS IS FUCKING FUCKED
THIS MAN IS A PEDOPHILE
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT THIS KID DRESSED LIKE A SEX DOLL IS NOT GETTING FUCKED
AND THESE FUCKING PIECES OF TRASH ARE SUPPORTING HIM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK WHAT THE FUCKIINNG FUKC

>>25602064
i'd make all my children learn to play the piano, because i've always wanted to know how to play the piano

and none of that gay shit in my house of course

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>>25602064
I would raise him with the intention of forming him into a responsible adult, and not an obedient child like my parents did to me.

Regardless, I'll never have a son. No woman will ever love me. May as well just pull the plug tonight and return to the real reality.

>>25608056
I bet that kid gives a mean bj

>>25607627
The Result: Autism

>>25606283
>>read him good poetry before he goes to sleep
ya dun goofd
boys gonna turn out into a fairy

>>25608292
>implying

good poetry is great and artistic.

The only other option I'd have would be to read him stories about heroes overcoming great evils to inspire him to bravery.

Gives me another thought: I should watch an episode of Samurai Jack with him twice a week so he can find him as a hero during his childhood.

>>25606283
>I pay for HGH therapy

I don't think you can afford HGH therapy.

first and only rule

No video games allowed whatsoever.

>>25608354
1200-1500 a month

it can be done

you say that like you are gonna have a chance to>>25603275

>>25604891
a hardass marine, faggot soccer player and a wageslave
best examples you could find?

>>25608702
triggered by the toxic masculinity?

>>25608964
its honestly more gay to be on the dicks of soldiers and muscular sports stars than to not give a shit at all

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>>25609039
You're insecure

It's k

Nobody is taking anything away from your metrosexual, classy, gentlemen role models

No reason for upset

>>25602249
So the kids mom called him out on his childish faggotry instead of enabling it and this is bad? Kids are basically born as otherkin. I wanted to be a fucking rollercoaster

>>25602288
nor should any living human being

>from years 3-13 be dominating asian dad
>get him on piano at 3 and use that color coded shit so he can play Mozart and shit
>punish him severely for academic underachievement (I'll recognize if he is stupid or just SBL :^) )
>give him private school education and have him in extra curricular activities

>ages 13-18 become the all-american dad
>get him lifting
>get him on the sports team
>tell him if he hasn't fucked a girl by the time he is 15 I'll take his virginity myself (I am into that kind of thing)

This is the only correct answer

>>25602064
SWEDEN
YES
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>>25602064

If that was my son I would belt him straight

>>25602734
its a cuntspiracy!

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>>25609399
>hardcore s & m fetish incoming
>he's gonna have a cucumber up his as 3 hours a day

>>25602064
Well I would have to end up with him through adoption seeing as procreation has be revealed to be morally wrong and in no uncertain terms

>>25606514
>>25606641
Fuck off whore
You aren't welcome here

>>25607627
I like you anon. Good post.