Why don't we ever have a /r9k/ meet up? We could all literally

Can you imagine the smell from the neets

there would be literally no eye contact at all

>>25598311
>>25598328
No we would all be the same and no normies will be there to ruin it we will all get along great

I'd love to meet people from the internet but I live too far away. I've talked to some people that could be my best friends for the rest of my life if I were to meet them IRL, but I live in Chile and most people in the internet are from the USA.

all the other britbots are annoying as shit
I fucking hate britfeel

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>Wanting to meet up with a bunch of reddit, tumblr, and >>>/soc/ faggots.

Op is one of the three.

>go to meetup
>20 guys
>1 gril
>epic and intense awkward silence
>she giggles and runs off
>post eternal threads about her on /r9k/
>beans on toast

the only reason /r9k/ should meet up is to rally an insurgency against normals

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>>25598771
why is this post so funny

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Everyone would hate me because they think I'm a Chad

>>25598273
This is a /soc/ thread so fuck off back to /soc/.

How would a social get together for people with no social skills work?
It'd be awkward silence the entire time

>>25598955
We could go .go Karting or kite flying. Real low stress things

>>25598955
I don't think so

I met up with two people from r9k before and it was pretty relaxed, even though around other people I have stuttering issues and spill my spaghetti profusely
It's like if you're both awkward then they cancel each other out

>>25598891

Because it's yours.

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>>25598955
I always imagined a 4chan "con" going down like this:

>Everyone makes reservations in hotels/ buildings that surround a park in a particular city
>Adopt a black child from an orphanage there or a nearby city
>They are your "avatar"
>Immediately drop them off at that park
>Scurry back to hotel/ reservation, peer out into the park from behind the blinds
>Everyone watches the little baby niglets interact, document it
>Leave city and come back to this Taiwanese door handle inspection forum with a fresh batch of nigger memes

>>25599090

Why're you people so fucking obsessed with blacks

>>25599218
Same reason people go to zoos

>>25599044
>>25598955

I like this idea. Something that we can do to focus our attention on if we don't feel like talking.

feelsposters are just as bad as frogposters

Just what I want to do. Be stuck in a room with a bunch of other maladjusted autists

>>25598273
Cause a bunch of fucking women would turn up and ruin EVERYTHING, can you not imagine it???????

>>25599262
Pizza, pretty honestly I would like to meet for pizza.

Who /chicagoarea/ here?

>>25599333
Oh shit man its op here I'm in Chicago

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>>25598273
Pic related was a /fit/ meet up. An /r9k/ one would be a fucking disaster

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If the people here were actually autists irl with zero dignity, I'd have less trouble hanging out with them than regular peopel

I don't like social scenarios, too much faking
Even when I get complimented/ invited to the fun, it doesn't feel right without a bit of reality or trolling
Despite being more of a cyborg normie, I always gravitate towards the weirdos/ actual autists/ people with depression, cause I feel they're more real, so I can be real as well.

Sure let's meet in Berlin. I'm fucked up but can appear like a normal functioning person. Enjoy vidya, films, literature and memes.

>>25599445
>Enjoy vidya, films, literature and memes.
>>>/reddit/

>>25598273
If there's any Swiss around, I could, yeah.

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>>25599445
>Enjoy vidya, films, literature and memes.
Go back to reddit :\

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>>25599474
Someone get this original hothead outta here

San diego area if anyone wants to gang out, I'll probably be drunk desu

I thought there was one...that one where they met at a restaurant, stared at their phones for 20 minutes, and everyone left.

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>>25599498
And why would i want that?

>>25599606
see pic related in this post >>25599413

>>25599389
Ohhhh well I don't have a car man so unless you're in the suburbs I don't it would work unless you wanted to go downtown I could take the train...

>>25599673
Which suburb

>>25599421
Literally me. If I acted naturally around most people they'd be wierded out.

>want to meet up with 4chan posters because they're the only people who are tolerable to talk to and I have 0 friends
>everyone on /soc/ is an insufferable faggot

help

>>25599779
I have this same dilemma friend
Location?

What ever happened to the meetup threads? There was a map where you could put your location and everything.


I was always alone.

>>25599802
NYC, anon

>>25599854
Shit
607 area, but can't drive

>>25599779
Same.

>>25599826
I don't know haven't seen it in a while but maybe I'm just unfortunate.

I went to one ages ago. It was utter shit and the robots were either awkward idiots or smarmy bastards.

Fuck you guys.

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>>25599716
Real me would be intolerable. I like to make random noises + sing completely stupid shit, quote/ spew shitty memes, always complain about shit and debate to myself/ rant to others
But not about petty shit, but about shit that could go into a comedy routine or one of those talks on design/ infrastructure/ commentary on society

I'd be "an interesting character", but completely intolerably. I'd be poking and prodding people, making everyone uncomfortable and then saying some evil shit to either outright disgust or revel in that disgust with friends.
I wanna talk and talk and talk, yell my fucking head off

But even the "real me" is more tame than all that. I self deprecate, try having fun dumb debates and conversations about the state of things (that we have control over, nothing like politics)

And then there's the "me in public", who acts like a legit autist (if there's a chance to separate from people, I'll jump on that shit), stand alone, sit and stare at a wall, avoid looking even AROUND other people/ their general direction. I know most people here are just slightly nervous irl, but I legit stand in silence with a blank face. When it comes to conversation I emote/ act welcoming, but I just default to that "blank/ no substance here man, look elsewhere" shit

>>25599950
>the robots were either awkward idiots or smarmy bastards.
Fuck off normie, that's not a surprise
>>>/soc/

>>25599880
Kek me neither. Such is the fate of robots. But will you be leaving soon to go off to college somewhere in the spring?

I got dragged along to a r9k/soc/b meeting at my uni.

Everyone was a weeb, either in computer science or some weird shit like urban design.

Beta as fuck white dudes, a lot of them were super senior for some reason.

Had a good convo with a few of them, offered to keep in touch with a few, but none did.

>>25600004
I'll be working in a college in a few days :^)
But I'll be even farther away from NYC then

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>>25599562

I'm in San Diego.

>>25598273

This is sweet anon but once you actually meet a robot you'll realize that the reason they have no loved ones is because robots have an external locus of control that inhibits their ability to develop healthy relationship skills.

The average person (who is self-aware) understands the role their actions and decisions play in the outcome of their life. They know that some things are out of their control but they learn healthy ways to cope with those things (i.e. self-care as a healthy coping mechanism after an uncontrollable event like a loved one dying). They take responsibility for their actions and shortcomings when it's appropriate. For instance, it would be inappropriate to blame yourself for a loved one's unexpected death, but it would be appropriate to take responsibility for your part in a recent break-up.

Robots do not have the ability to take responsibility for their issues, such as a relationship ending. Essentially they have victim-complexes. They feel inferior, blame others for their problems and actions, and ultimately continue the cycle of unhealthy relationships.

The truth is, if you look at a robot who has "no friends" after a little prying you'll actually find out that there ARE people in his life, they're just people who he's not close with because his actions have put them off and he's never owned up to it.

Find me a robot who claims that the world is out to get him, and I'll show you a robot who refuses to take responsibility for his harmful interpersonal actions.

>>25599880

Oh shit I used to live in 607. Always amused me how many BU kids were on 4chan.

No one else is in Georgia.

>>25600155

>Robots do not have the ability to take responsibility for their issues, such as a relationship ending.
>such as a relationship ending

you stupid fucking normie, robots don't have relationships.

>>25600014
>weeb computer science super senior
Same here. What else would you expect though?

>>25598771

>7 guys
>4 girls
>girls are histrionic
>guys are ASPD
>guys murder and rape girls
>it's on fox news the next day

>>25600157
>BU kids
Fucking successful normies

>>25600155
the fuck are you going on about

>>25598448
hey im chilean 2 but i live in the u.s

>>25600220

Well I went there and graduated, and five years later I'm a broke, friendless, alcoholic piece of shit, if that makes you feel better.

>>25599826

THE BOARD /SOC/ WAS LITERALLY CREATED FOR MEETUP THREADS YOU USELESS AUTISTIC FUCK

GO TO /SOC/ AND START AN ASS BURGER VIRGIN LOSER MEETUP GENERAL

THEN KILL YOURSELF

>>25600300
Fuck off failed normie
You had your chance. I didn't

>>25599413
>/fit/ meetup
>not at a gym

What the fuck did they expect would happen?

>>25599964
Yeah I'm kind of like that. Spit out random stuff and do little jigs/movements when alone. Not quite to your extent though, since I can still act normal around others for a little while. Typical anti-social.

>>25600195

By means of existing you have relationships asshat

co-workers, family members, classmates, etc are all relationships

>>25600320
/soc/ was alright at first, but it quickly devolved to the point where every thread on the 1st page is a camwhore thread for some different type of fetish.

I'm not really looking to meet up with normies and camwhores.

Cringefest 2k16

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Everyone would think i'm Chad, plus i'm black, so i'd probably be hated. Oh well, such is life for us socially adept people.

>>25598955
how about a trip to the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum?

>>25600197
I go to a top 5 party school full of chads and shit.

turns out the autists don't stay in dorms.

>>25600585
But I'm black too

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How it will end.
Anyway get drunk together seems funny

>>25600346
fucking tired of this 'failed normie' meme
yeah, i failed at being a normie. You know why? Because I'm not suited for the lifestyle. Because I don't share normie values. I had my chance, and that showed what I was made of.
What, you think you're better because you had outside forces cuck you out of being a normie? I had my chance, but you're still waiting for your chance, if only you got a chance to succeed and not be a retarded poorfag you could become a normie? Fuck that shit

The only people that'd go are normies though right? Realistically neets wouldn't go, robots wouldn't go. Normies and roasties might go but that's about it.

>>25598273
>secondlife
>minecraft
>habbo

>>25599779
>no kentucky threads on /soc/

>>25599964
Hits way too close to home

Any albertabots in here too

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>>25598273
Because the vast majority of r9k users are ironic highschoolers coming here for the memes and feeling "in".
Sorry m8, you're on your own.

>>25601535
If it was only other robots, I'd go

>you go to the r9k meetup and walk down to the banquet room that is booked
>shitbox vehicles and bicycles litter the front of the building
>there are no lights on inside, you wonder if anyone is inside
>you open the door
>it's dark but you can see about 30 faces of young, depressed men
>their faces illuminated by their laptop screens
>a couple moms are making snacks off to the side
>you walk in
>two obese men have you fill out a questionnaire to prove you aren't a Normie
>you sit down, pull out your laptop and begin posting on 4chan in the group
>the silence is only broken by keyboard typing
>suddenly, someone says something
>a man looks up and says "that feel when no gee effff"
>a large sigh comes from the group, you see tears well up in some of their eyes
>afterwards everyone goes home
>someone ends up committing suicide in the bathroom and the police need to clean up the building

>>25600732
any other robots in the DC area, at trip to a museum would be nice

>>25602915
If nobody REEEEEEs at least once, I'd feel cheated out of an authentic Robot Nine Thousand experience.

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I'd consider going to a Los Angeles meetup. But I think one of you guys would try and stab me.

>>25598273
Idaho meetup?

26/m/NE Ohio

I've already made friends with a robot living nearby and would like to meet more desu

Kik is happyjus if you live nearby

>>25599421
Im Exactly the same way. More of a normie though, since i made a lot of friends by approaching robots, being real with them, and eventually they became normies too. Also have a gf with daddy issues.
Hate me if you want. It still wont land you a gf.

>>25599880
Junior here at BU. never thought I would've seen the 607 people on here. Would honestly be open to a meet up but I'd hate to have it be a /fit/ meet up 2.0.

>>25598273

>implying everyone wouldn't just call each other normie normie normie and get into a huge slap fight and run away crying then get lost trying to get home

/k/ has meetups that are apparently epic
/diy/nosaurs meet up to help eachother with projects
/b/ had a meetup and moot showed up

>>25600155
this is the exact opposite of how things are

lack of self awareness is where normalfag confidence comes from and is evident in the disbelief normalfags feel when confronted (are informed of) by robots in real life

>>25604379
what if we went and stabbed people who ARENT you?

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>>25604580
Then it wouldn't be quite as much of my personal problem. But I dunno how stabby you guys are.

>>25598688
yeah we are pretty shit

>>25604562

you're projecting

your unhealthy view of reality is that self-awareness=knowledge that things are evil and bad

the truth is, you yourself are evil and bad

you are projecting

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>>25604549
Reddit has lots of meetups.

>>25604902
>trying to pretend what I think
>implying that isn't dangerously close to what projecting is

western society is on a suicide path

I reside within western influence

it is counter to my benefit to embrace the dissipation of western opportunity

>>25604801
i-im not stabby it was a joke

d-do you want to meet up or something maybe

In any group of people there's bound to be one Chad, robots or no. Chad's chaddiness is directly related to the average of the others present. If 49 identical robots show up to a meeting, and #50 is just a bit taller than the rest, then he gets the Chad title and the extra social advantages that go along with it.

I think r9k only works because of its anonymous nature.

Feel free to prove me wrong tho

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>>25604549
>/k/ has meetups that are apparently epic
Oh they're very epic :^)

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>>25605166
If I met up with any robot, it would be me showing up to a meetup and looking over from a safe distance before leaving.

>>25605979
Why?
>tfw no perverted fujoshi gf

>>25598273
If be stoned to death.
They'd claim I was a Chad when I'm just a attractive robot.

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>>25605915
Not the brownies, son.

>>25605979
that's ok I wouldn't expect any more than that from myself desu

>>25606098
Because I don't want to get stabbed.

>>25600732
holy fucking shit NO
I went there and my dreams and expectations were shat on
what a horrid place

>>25606890
why come tho

>>25598273
Someone would kill us all so no

>>25606922
expecting so much more desu
the place has like 3 exhibits tops
same thing for the museum of natural history
but the city itself was rather comfy

I never actually want to meet any of you

Your words on my screen are close enough

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472

There's this but nobody ever contacts each other let alone meets irl.

>>25598955
see
>>25598385
>>25599064
Social anxiety is caused mainly by fear of rejection.
If you don't have to worry about being a bit weird then it's not really a problem for most.
Once you have normal dudes and women institute a social hierarchy where you have to tow a line then things go to shit.

>>25599234
kekaruu

>>25599413
>literally all of them on their phones

Disgusting

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This is why meetups generally don't go so well, /r9k/ in particular would be a bust as people would get lost even finding the meeting place.

>>25599445
Fuck off back to reddit you cuck!Nobody wants a normie 2 bit fuck like you in here

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>>25600074
>>25599562
I'm down to hang out and maybe go drinking

Temecula/Inland Empire area

>>25599854
I'm in NYC, which borough are you in?

>>25600320
Meetup threads in /soc/ are always with the intent of sex or relationships not hanging out.

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>>25604544
>tfwno slap fight

>>25609868
DTLA here. Inland Empire is fucking disgusting.

>>25599413
/k/ meet ups are great I guess it's easier to meet up when you have a shared hobby and it's one that can be done in groups
Don't eat the brownies.

>>25610034
yeah it is man fucking hate it here but I'm just waiting to get out of cc

DTLA is cool but seems expensive

>>25600384
He means dates dingbat

>>25605123
>it is counter to my benefit to embrace the dissipation of western opportunity
So you lead a good life with healthy relationships and strong values right? I assume married too.

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>be me
>be failed normie\cyborg
>go to meet up
>mention gf
>all robots go REEEEEEEE, like some body snatcher shit
>mfw

>>25602182
As a highschooler, i'm telling you now that a tiny minority of people go on 4chan, and most of them go on /b/. I'm one of two that actually go on /r9k/. I guarantee that it isnt a cool thing to do, and that you're delusional.

>>25604544
That was rich, thank you.

>>25606931
That's bad?

Someone post the /fa/ meetup, thats always a good laff

>>25600191
I live in Georgia. I went to AWA when Moot was there. It was weird seeing all the people from 4chan in one room.
I don't think I would ever attend a meetup from this board. Maybe /out/ or something with a shared hobby.

You're not a true robot if you would actually go to a meetup like that.

We will then have to speak to each other and lose our anonimity

If there are any ontario bots we could meetup and go to a shopping mall to get some womyn action

>>25611402
You must not realize how mean your comments are!!!! Try me!

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Most 4chan meet ups turn into gayshit and anons sucking each other off

at least the /a/ or /jp/ ones do, never again

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>>25599445
I'll be in Berlin on 17.02
kik baylife3000

>>25599389
Near Chicago here, have a car, but would take train to Chicago cause don't want to lose car to niggers.

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>>25601990
I've met people similar to me, even far more autistic.
With certain people I tend to do well (socially)

There are the down to earth normies, who may either be ugly or likely to be "robot that has turned into a normie", that start conversation with me. Maybe for the same reason I like to start conversation with people slightly more autistic than me; just trying to make everyone more comfortable/ more open. Cause there is no reason not to be.
These relations typically dwell on funny shit, sarcasm, those "lol this shit is crazy" nods to each other. These people are fucking awesome. I don't know, I feel like these relations don't dwell on some kind of dignity. Like trying to impress each other, or validate each other. It's more like you're both observers or something

I've also found that smiling helps a shitload
I didn't really know, but my face defaults to disgust mode. Resting bitch face. And I almost never really move/ stretch my face. Been making an effort to do that more, deliberately. I practice when I'm alone. Smile in conversation.

I've had insight that I need to make other people more comfortable about being vulnerable around me, but that makes it EXTREMELY hard to do my objective criticisms/ debates. Once they know a bit about how I am, what I like or don't like, understand that I never hate individuals personally, especially over petty shit, they're able to understand that even if they end up part of my criticism it's not that I hate them. I criticize myself all the time.

I don't know, it feels super challenging to open up because of this. I'm like an ENTP personality type, except with introverted tendencies. This shit fucking sucks- I feel like people on 4chan would fundamentally understand the self deprecating/ "no actual offence" stuff

>>25611619
story?
desu deus

>tfw live in the middle of west texas, 3 hours probably from the nearest robot
>No car
A Texas meetup would be cool, but there would only be 3 people since anywhere you host it, you're half-way across the state for most people.

>>25598273
Don't you have a comics / cards / board games shop in your city? Literally the same thing desu senpai.

>>25602182
>that picture
fuckoff

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Why don't we have an /r9k/ group suicide meet up?

Most of us have been very unhappy for a very long time. Let's face it: things haven't gotten any better; only worse. It's all downhill from here.

>>25599562
San Diego
gaslamp area

>>25598273
no one would turn up.

overwhelming awkwardness. nobody would last more than 15 minutes

>>25604464
Where in NEO?
Akronfag here