Post the last thing you texted a grill >It's called

Translated:
>Happening, I just gotta get back to X(town)

>good night sweety <3
>you too see you tomorrow

To my mom:

Happy new year

In response to her saying "Happy New Years!"

> Hey, so when specifically are you coming up to mom and dad's house?
Texting my sister, trying to coordinate with her. She has not been very helpful in that regard lately.

>>25592091
Savage, OP.
You should have called her a roastie.

The thumbs up smiley to a girl that friendzoned me about 5 months ago.

>>25592091
>kill yourself you fucking whore
Look at how original this comment js

>>25592324

Shes only been with one guy her ex who is now seeing someone else and he was a manipulative fuck that gave her stockholme syndrome and i trying to help her get out of it cause she developed an eating disorder cause of him. But then I was reminded of #wastehistime2016

>Still I felt it rude, I'll make it up to you next time!

In response to me dipping out on her to hang with my mates (bros > hos)

>>25592091
I've never texted a grill.

>>25592091
>Weird Al?! Okay, where can I watch it? Fair enough, in that case I highly recommend it. Well, all of Kubricks movies for that matter, I'm his biggest fan.

>>25592496
Getwell soon or somethigalong thise lines.

My Gf is having her period

T. Normie

Last year
>'what did you think of tonight's episode of walking dead?
She never responded.

>>25592091
>See ya around
6 years ago

ok see you then

>>25592531
>period
go over to hers and lick it up

my text message inbox has one friend, three family members, and a bunch of automated messages. I've had this phone for a year and a half.

> Aja

>Get your pads out of my car

>Sorry it's 5th
sent to my mom. I haven't ever texted a grill that isn't my sister or my mom.

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>inb4 normie

we are both fucked in the head

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Just this picture, no words.

How long ago was 2011? 6? Fuck if I know, that was on another cell phone. I haven't spoken to another girl since then.

>ask her if she answers the phone with moshi-moshi
>please do this one thing for me

gf's sister is a weeb, we just found out recently

>>25592762


Your not missing out on much desu senpai.

>>25592839

Yeah, I know. I acknowledge them for like a few minutes if it's at work or supermarket and then forget about them after. maybe I'm just not sexually active anymore.

>Lmao, on my way. ~15 mins.

In regards to ridesharing with her since we were going to the same place.

>>25592869


Your libido is repressed mang, fuck a prostitute your long overdo for a sexual release. Sex is vital cause men need small doses of estrogen to keep their sanity balanced

>I'm going to a bonfire, so I won't be able to talk after this. Sweet dreams. I love you, babe.

>Yes, I got them

>>25592091
Translated:
Well, I'm taking the tram towards main station to eat something there. If you're still at [Restaurant] I'm coming to get your apartment key

> Is 12 good for you? That gives us a few hours