How do I get laid?

Convince girls you're a wanted man.

Go to a local brothel

if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you

Post the sauce

im also interested

26 yr kv fyi

>>25589070
Keep posting on 4chan it's a sure thing

>>25589120
amy andersen i think

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http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

Fastest and most efficient way possible no friend zone or bullshit
Call say you can see them in 20 minutes
Ask for st and ave
Call again when on location for the house/apt #
Go inside take off clothes give money have sex

The fucking end

>>25589120
>>25589221
Yep that's Amy. The Goddess of all bimbos.

>fat ass
>disgusting gigantic fake tits
>big lips with lipstick that makes them look like shiny plastic
>face down ass up

women who've formed themselves into otherwise useless fuckdolls make me so horny

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>>25589325
this, as much as I hate to say it I'm hopelessly infatuated with plastic whores

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If you have to ask that question, you never will.

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jus b urself familia

>>25589070
>Those fake as fuck titties
Jesus christ op, either post a girl with large tits that are real or don't post anything at all.

>>25591242
><Insert CURRENT YEAR here>
>Being a homosexual

>>25591242
>>25591242

Those are some big ass good tits fucking kill yourself.

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>>25591263
>>25591279
>Current year
>Needing something made out of plastic to get off of
Here OP, a girl with large tits that are also real.

>>25591372
>Needing

Who said that?

>>25589070
>get a job
>move out of your mom's house
>read some pua to learn how to flirt
>flirt with some girls
>eventually one will want to sleep with you
>take her back to your place
>take both of your clothes off
>flop around on top of her
>do a white sex pee
>congratulate yourself on having sex.

>>25591077
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. who is that, google only gives me random ass gif collection sites.

>>25591652
in all likelihood, some instagram whore who only does softcore