nooo

What if I NEED to lose that last little bit though?

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>>25581209

NO IT'S NOT WORTH IT

>>25581182
Thank you for the warning anon... I'll stop

>>25581182
think they believed you, or realised it was from taking a massive dildo?

>>25581182

how often have you been fist-pounding your loose floppy asshole jesus christ

How?
i have teared my anus taking a shit and bleed so much that i honestly thought that i was gonna die, but my anus has never prolapsed

my old job sucked i remember having like 4 hours of sleep getting up and having 10 minutes to try and take a dump before you made your hour and half journy to work with the bus

one time i couldnt really go in the morning and then on the bus i had to fucking go so fucking bad i was debating leaving the bus and going right in the bushes but after awhile it went away for a bit and right when i was before the parking lot at work i had to take pants off and take a diahriah shit. not sure if anyone saw me but i had poo all over my underwear and legs at work i smelt like shit that day

shit sucked but there was a shower and i kinda got it off a bit but the job is like really physical and timed/tracked so i couldnt do a good job cleaning myself

i remember i threw out my underwear and tried to use a towel as underwear and it just looked retarded in my pants but i wanted to keep it contained

Hold it in then let it out a few days later. Feels amazing

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>>25581373

>not sure if anyone saw me but i had poo all over my underwear and legs at work i smelt like shit that day

We all know that feel, anon.

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>Have hemorrhoids
>Make sure all my shits are relaxing and stress free so I don't bleed
>Usually skim a book with some music playing in the background
>Lots of coffee makes my shit so smooth and solid
>Only use wet wipes because they're so gentle and thoroughly clean my ass
I learned my lesson a long time ago.

>Go vegan

>never strain again

>>25581480
>wet wipes
I want to use these but the cost over toilet paper is too high. What brand do you use and how expensive is it?

>>25582118
vegan internet defense force detected

>>25582162
I use different brands. Currently I have cottonelle. I don't know the price, since my uncle is usually the one to buy toiletries while I do the grocery shopping. Always get the value packs though. You should really use wet wipes as a supplement , if you're using more than one per shit you need to fix your diet or use your toilet paper first, then finish with a wet wipe. Another tip: Fold, fold, fold.

>>25581480
I've had hemorrhoids and horrible poops for months now, shit sucks