Who /desperatehomo/ here >In love with straight best friend

>>25572489
why don't you just stop being gay

>>25572489
You sniffed his seat? What so you can smell his butthole smell? Atleast straight guys sniffin panties for pussy pheremones has merit, you faggouht.

>>25572553
I would if I could

>>25572608
Humans can't interpret pheromones you huge faggot. That's not how it works

It was just dirty and I couldn't stop myself

>>25572489
>Not learning his secret desires
>Not becoming his perfect trap waifu
>Not pretending to be a grill to solve all problems in the current year
Why aren't you on this already?

>>25572635
weren't there other people in McD's ??

How did you not get strange looks?

>>25573939
Why would I willinhgly want to be a girl? That sounds awful.

His secret desires are bigg butts and I'll never be able to fulfill this

>>25574017
I acted like I dropped something under the table

This is why I'm a robot probably

>>25574122
>bigg butts and I'll never be able to fulfill this
You can solve that with plastic surgery. Fill them butts with silicon.

>>25574122
>Why
To get straight friend
>Not even downloading Brazil Buttlift
You helpless faggit

>>25572489
I know that feel op. Being an ugly gay is hell on earth mode.

This is the worst possible life. Nobody, either male or female finds you even remotely attractive.

>>25576438
Lol what

No it's not. It's literally fucking ez mode.

>>25576870
>everyone hates you and will never want you
>easy mode
Sure thing.

>>25575939
just being gay is hell on earth

>>25576870
>ugly
>gay
Not at all, friend
Atleast i'm chubby and hairy so I get the occasional boypussy from time to time

>>25576975
>From time to time

GO AWAY
GOOO

GO GOD DAMNIT YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

>>25576982
Read that as "Every 3 months"
Doesnt help that im a social sperg that dont know how to act in gay bars

>>25577033
EVERY THREE MONTHS??!?!?

I'M KHV

K
H
V

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>25576969
Not really. If you're a decently attractive normalfag, there's nothing bad about it.

>>25576982
>>25577223

calm your fucking retardation, captain cocksleeve, or shut the fuck up and go backs to your tendie memes