>you'll make a girl very happy some day.... :)

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>>25571391
just bee yourself anon:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))alrightthispostsuckssuckscuskcuckssandwichartistpatriarchytraiviolyrtavilunetiflicandchili))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))dakaweedbakadakallah

I always get angry when people say this to me. I can 100% guarantee you that I'll NEVER meet a girl who likes me. You have to be muscular and outgoing for girls to like you. If you're shy and/or average, then there's almost no chance that a girl will ever like you enough to date or sleep with you.

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>finish fucking azn escorts
>"dick too big fuck gf not me"
I'm coming to you BECAUSE I can't into gf

How?
I'm so fucking terrified of talking to people, how will I ever make a connection?

Maybe if she's masochistic or something cause I'm a dick.

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"I just don't want anything serious atm, you can do better than me anyway I'm horrible."

*gets Chad bf not long after*
and no I wasn't an orbiter, we actually fugged and then she started to pull away

kek why are virgins so easy to trigger?

>>25571736
Are you muscular and outgoing? How would you rate yourself (and her)? How did you meet?

I'm trying to figure out if the only people who get laid are muscular and/or outgoing. It seems to be a common theme on here.

when i was in middle school i was showing some kid how long my tongue was and he said this to me and even back then I just felt a pang of nausea because it rang so untrue

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>she was flirting with you anon!

>>25571781
When we fugged which was like end of 2014, I was pretty much just skinny. No I have bad social anxiety and don't go out.
My face is probably 6.5, I think I've just got laid a lot because I'm 5'11 and a 'nice guy'.
She was an 8.5 and is quite shy too, so it hurt more than the average rejection.

I would say, if you're not fuck ugly and can make a girl laugh, she will let you fug her.

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>never even been told this

>we get along really well, we should stay as friends. I don't wanna say anymore to upset you

>>25571781
I'm muscular but also a 26 year old virgin
There are steroid users on wizardchan

Outgoing is the only requirement

>>25571833
>bad social anxiety
>I've just got laid a lot

Normalfags on this board really crack me up sometimes

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>>25571833

>Bad social anxiety
>But I can talk to girls and get laid

>>25571391
fml senpai, i can remember grown ups saying that to me when i was a little kid. jokes on them, i'm in my 30s and never made a girl happy

>>25571903
>>25571941
honest you guys, why do you think she wanted nothing to do with me? I even heard she said to someone 'but he's so quiet'. Also quit my job because I couldn't stand to talk to people and it gave me panic attacks thinking of going in.
NEET now and no pussy is forthcoming.

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>What a handsome young man!

Thanks grandma. Wish it was true.

>>25571969

You're just a normie who feels awkward around people sometimes. Now get the fuck out

>>25571978
I've always had social anxiety but whatever man

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>>25572009

What you're saying is self contradictory.
>I have social anxiety buuuut I talk to people and get laid

It's like saying

>I have a crippling fear of heights buuuuut I'm an airline pilot

Kill yourself normie.

>I'm sure whenever you meet a girl, she'll be the one
Heard this a couple of times from the same person and it has become tiresome. Obviously way too late to happen.

>>25571833
>I have bad social anxiety and don't go out
>I've just got laid a lot
FUCK
I HATE YOU
>I would say, if you're not fuck ugly and can make a girl laugh, she will let you fug her
ahhhhhhhhh
You're so fucking oblivious, I'm far from "fuck ugly" and I can assure you the chances of me ever losing my virginity are close to nothing
you know why, because I actually "don't go out"
FUCKING NORMALFAG PIECE OF SHIT, JUST HAVE SOME EMPATHY FOR GOD'S SAKE

I'm just going to cut contact with people who say this and similar things to me from now on

>>25572043
Not really, you're saying you don't talk to anyone at all? I used to run away screaming from relatives as a kid if they wanted a hug goodbye.
>>25572093
I guess I'm just good looking, I definitely have social anxiety though. But whatever man, keep blaming your condition rather than your lack of charm with da gurlz :D

>>25571969
Why do you want to fit into the robot club so badly? Just fucking admit you're a normie, its not a bad thing. It means you were blessed with a proper upbringing.

Trust me, being a robot sucks
Real social anxiety is fucking hell

>outgoing

Fuck I hate go out. Can I fuck women without it?

>when you have kids and family one day you will see (insert whatever related subject
Holy shit, how deluded can our families possibly be? Do i really look like a guy that a girl would be interested in? Not once in real life, as far as i know have a girl ever been interested or complimented me.

>>25572201
I've had several girls approach me, don't assume so much you piece of shit
being attractive is nothing to be proud of, it's just luck, not that it's been helpful to me at all
Of course I haven't charmed them, I actually have extreme social anxiety unlike you, possibly even apd

>>25572220
Stop talking out your fucking ass you fuckwit, you can have social anxiety and still get a McJob where you're forced to interract with girls.
I know 'real' social anxiety is hell because I have it and my life is in the toilet despite being intelligent.
>>25572305
Again, I do have social anxiety, doesn't mean you cant talk to a girl from your shit tier job online and make them like you enough to fuck you. Can't we all just get along?

>>25572422
no we can't get along
you came here to antagonise, go fuck yourself

>>25572444
I actually didn't, I just posted my feels and got my throat jumped down for being a cyborg. Fuck you bitter ass motherfuckers.

>You'd be a good bet for a young woman, you know!
source: mommy

YOU HEAR THAT FEMBOTS? I AM A GOOD BET. MOMMY SAID SO.

>>25571766
ur a meanie

>>25572422
You fucking seduced women at your job like a Chad. And you're actually here on the social anxiety capital of 4chan trying to tell us you have anxiety dealing with people.
You convinced a person to perform the most intimate act possible. Think about that.
I mean damn, there are people on this board that got lucky once in their early 20s and then proceeded to have a 5+ year long dry spell but no, you've been fucking regularly. Kill yourself Chad, preferably off my board.

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>>25572525
Stay mad virgin, thanks to you not believing me about my mental condition that has ravaged my life I will now post bait threads about how I fucked chicks everyday. Fuck you and 'your' shitty fucking feels board.

>>25572525
this. Fuck off Chad

>>25572463
>Being this angry at shut ins
They hate you because your small achievements are enormous to them. Don't reply to their rees, they're just lashing out; they want a reaction. Most of the board aren't hikki NEETs anyway.

>>25572570
>Being this assblasted

You are failed normie just accept it man

>>25572619
I guess so, I though robots were meant to be understanding of people that shared their feels?
Obviously not, someone with acne, anxiety and depression that got bullied up until the age of about 15 isn't exactly a 'Chad'.. Plus I'm skinny fat..

>>25571391
>Thought I had.
>We went out for 5 years.
>I ended up boring/depressing her into leaving me.

Only serious relationship I've ever had and it only started through sheer luck.
I will never be able to repeat it.

>>25572651
That you currently have the characreristics of a typical Chad matters. Your history might be like a lot of us, and we can empathise with that - if not for the fact that you apparently can have sex with women on a regular/semi-regular basis and actually convince them to do so.

>>25572901
I've not had sex since the girl in question (2014), who I knew for over 5 years from working together. She is also very socially awkward. I don't see how fucking her and a few other girls when I went to uni makes me 'Chad'. But okay buddy.

>>25572651
>people that shared their feels
but you don't, that's why I said you were being antagonistic
social anxiety is just the reason for how I am, it could be different for another robot
the thing that makes us is that we will never experience romantic love or affection, whether it be from a girl or a guy if you're gay
It makes us feel literally less than human after a while
You will never know that, so you don't share our feels
you think you share what happens to be my reason for being a robot, but it's doubtful you really do

>>25571391
I did. A few years ago. I'm not sure if she's still happy anymore though

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>you're 26? are you married? kids?

>>25572970
Ah, I'll have to modify my point then:

Most of us here (myself included) have had no sex at all. You yourself have provided details that you have had sex multiple times.

Some of us are angry about that - enough to ignore your claims of social anxiety. There is some justification behind that, because as severe as you say your social anxiety is, you have managed to talk girls into having sex with you, despite your apparently less-than-attractive countenance. Naturally, if you would properly explain this, or give at least one plausible reason how you managed to maintain interaction with those girls long enough for you to have sex with them, I'd personally modify my opinion of you being a wannabe robot demi-Chad. I can't speak for the others.

It's hard, maybe even near-impossible for a lot of us to obtain romantic interest in ourselves. You having a severe case of social anxiety, but still being able to interact with girls well enough that they want to have sex with you, well... we're not exactly happy for you.

Me? I've more or less given up, and am entering into an apprenticeship with a cat lady.

And see >>25573130

>>25573275
>>25573130
You're both morons, I'm not opening this thread again after this post. Goodbye.

>>25573324
good
that's what I want you fucking cunt