Does anyone have a worse fetish than mine?

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>scat
That's a mental illness, not a fetish.

>>25570477
ironic since hitler was into scat

>>25570426

What the literal fuck.

On the other hand yesss, do crazy shit so I feel better about myself.

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>>25570426

>handling bills LITERALLY covered in shit

lmaoing@ the wagecuck's life every day

>>25570426
You should cum on your money and give it to the cashier.

Also, in my opinion I believe cuckoldry is the most degenerate fetish, even worse than scat or clopping.

>guro and vore fetish
>rarely fap to them but still hate having such fucked up fetishes

>>25570623
>vore
>fucked up
Normalfag pls

My fetish is repeatedly rejecting the advances of a clingy guy with low self esteem while insulting him for how inadequate he is.

I am not even kidding.

>>25570670
If by normal you mean not having the exact same mental illness than you do then yes.

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>>25570670
>fetishizing sexually attractive women being eaten isn't fucked up
>fetishizing gore along with it isn't fucked up

Anon, if that's normalfag then what the fuck is degenerate robot shit?

>>25570586
Do they have cameras in the mcdonalds bathroom? In case I decide to poop on the floor, take a pic and run away.

>>25570426
another reason to avoid register work as much as possible

>>25570730
are you a girl? I'm clingy and low self esteem.

>>25570857
I'm a special snowflake and shameless about it.

>>25570895
So you're a trap?

Good luck getting a clingy guy to go after you.

>>25570926
I shouldn't say "trap" more like "closeted gay who wishes he was an anime girl"

How the fuck is vore and gore even attractive? That person is DYING. If you decide to self-insert, you are DYING. Dissolving in stomach acids must be incredibly painful, why the fuck would you fetishize that?

>>25570926
Not a trap, and I have little trouble finding guys. Dudes love it when I'm mean to them.

>>25570953
It's a paraphilia. Most people don't enjoy the fact that they get off to this shit. I've heard it's a way of coping with trauma.

>>25570895
>>25570948
Ugh, disgusting. You're a man. A big ugly man.

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Uniroinically cuckold stuff. I win senpai.

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God mother fucking damn dude, why are all the anime fags so mentally fucked?

>>25570759
>fetishizing sexually attractive women being eaten isn't fucked up
No
I fetishize being eaten by sexually attractive women
Get your facts straight

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>>25570995
Big ugly man for you.

>>25571025
Well no matter what type of vore we're talking about it's fucked up.

>>25570997
ayy fellow cuck, how's it going?

>>25570995
You realize >>25570948 wasn't >>25570895 right?

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>>25570670
Sounds like a robot to me

>>25570998
Spoilers: Anime is for coping with a fucked up mind and escaping to a world where everything is peaceful and happy

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>>25570730
PLEASE let me orbit you.

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>>25571036
How is it fucked up?
Who the fuck wouldn't want to be swallowed whole by Taylor Swift?

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does anyone know for sure what "mexican sugar dancing" is or is it bullshit? there are some links for some porn sites but i'm scared

>>25571090
Got a Skype or Kik?

>>25571096
>Who the fuck wouldn't want to be swallowed whole by Taylor Swift

Someone whose neural connections aren't fucked

>>25570426
Pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophile, take your pick you attentionwhore.

>>25571096
Would rather see her fucked by a large, uncut man.

>>25571124
Your neural connections must be fuck if you wouldn't want to be inside Taylor Swift's mouth

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>>25571188
>double dubs
BTFO
T
F
O

My diaper fetish sometimes includes scat but in general I'm more of a dry/wet diaper man myself

>>25570426
Scat is disgusting. There used to be an older femanon that used to post pics of her shit on here. I wonder what happened to her and her baby girl

>>25571188
Yeah, maybe my dick. Wanting to actually be swallowed and digested is just malignant autism.

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>>25570513
Source?

bloxbloxdujublox

>>25570730

what a coincidence, my fetish is women treating me like trash and refusing me sexually

Anyone got a pregnancy fetish here. I never hear people talk about it openly other than pregchan.

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I like to verbally, and sometimes physically abuse people on the internet. I'm extremely sadistic and dominating and a lot of the times I lose control.

>>25570426
I have a fetish for guys from r9k. I've hooked up with a few guys from here and them being really awkward in bed turns me on. They don't even know how to properly fuck me half the time. I love NEET cum.

>>25571248
That isn't a fetish
It's natural

>>25571244
Resisting and then succumbing to carnal desires is my fetish.

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>>25571226
>>Wanting to actually be swallowed and digested is just malignant autism
>not wanting to become part of your waifu

>>25570730
be my gf ill put you on a pedestal. your worth everything I have while I mean nothing to you.

>>25571248
Pregchan sucks ass, what a letdown.

pls guys I just need to know if mcdonalds have cameras in its bathroom before I poop on the floor, take a pic and post on r9k.

>>25571268

having sex with someone I like in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction really gets me going

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BEST FETISH COMING THROUGH SENPAI

>>25571244
>>25571282
>gf

he already said he's a guy

>>25571271
>wanting to be burnt as calories and shit out into a toilet

>>25571123
Skype-Ashtenta

>Consider scat fucking disgusting
>love the idea of being puked on

Does anyone else have this? I feel like this is quite unusual because from my experience most people consider them to be similar.

>>25571255
Please take my NEET virginity

>>25571365
Where are you from Anon? How hung are you? You have a Skype?

>>25571385
>New York
>6.5x5
>shakes32321

>>25571250
abuse me please desu

Zozzle>>25571289
No they dont

>>25571244
>>25571282
Not a girl (or a guy for that matter), but I like attention, so if you wanna talk, post your contact details. Ideally Skype or Kik.
>>25571317
I don't recall saying anything to that effect.

>>25571385
UK
Small

>>25571118
wtf is half that shit on the bottom?

>>25571430
you already said you weren't an mtf or an ftm either. there's not a third fucking sex, dude.

>>25571430
>Not a girl (or a guy for that matter)
Ayyliums please leave, robots only here.

>>25571259
I would agree with you yet I fap to gender bender pregnant hentai; still feels like a weird fetish.

>>25571456
>intersex and genderqueer people don't exist
lol okay

>>25571405
I'm at Philly. Too far from where you at? How tall are you Anon? I'll add you on Skype when I get home.

>>25570426
money already has traces of shit o it so no big surprises tBh

>>25571507
Not too far
Only 5'8"

>>25571507
why does height matter? i'm 5'4"

>>25571494
intersex is an anomaly and a disorder, not a separate sex. intersex people identify with one sex or the other even though their genitals are androgynous.

genderqueer is just identity bullshit.

>>25571512
>>25571522
Which one are you Anon? Also cause I don't want to be able to easily pick you up. It'd be nice if I could suck you off easily when I bend over too

>>25571537
I made it abundantly clear that I'm a snowflake. I don't give a fuck.

And no, plenty of intersex people identify as neither male nor female.

>>25571572
I'm the 5'8" one

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>>25571454
google it anon and report back to us

>>25571632
So do you drive? How old are you? Where do you wanna fuck? You're getting me horny

>>25571746
>So do you drive?
Unfortunately no
>How old are you?
19
>Where do you wanna fuck?
I'd like to fuck you in every hole you have.
>You're getting me horny
I'm always horny honestly

>>25570998
Because you need to sink pretty low before turning to 2d.

t. An animefag who used to be almost a normalfag

Cuck and Size queens.

The frustrating part is that I like being on either side of that line.

>>25570513
russianchicken.tiff

>>25571777
Do you mind doing it bareback? I'm clean. Are you free tonight and do you live alone?

>>25571831
I don't mind doing it bareback
I'm free pretty much everynight
A-Alone?
Shit...

>>25571853
I'll add you on Skype in a bit. I could pick you up if you give me your address. We could fuck in my apartment, do you live with your parents?

>>25571904
That sounds great
I do live with my parents

>>25571930
Do you have any friends you could bring

>>25571904
>>25571930

tomorrow on the evening news: stupid neet found dead in apartment

>>25571951
No sorry
>>25571957
I post on /r9k/ friend. It would be an improvement

post pics of you guys grinding dicks with a timestamp tomorrow

>>25571239
Psychological report on Adolf Hitler compiled by Walter Langer for the OSS created by reviewing former associates. Complete text is reproduced here:

http://www.nizkor.org/hweb/people/h/hitler-adolf/oss-papers/text/profile-index.html

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>>25570953
I dont think youre supposed to self insert as the girl

>>25570981
>Most people don't enjoy the fact that they get off to this shit

I love it

>>25572171
Think I just found my fetish.

>>25572204
>Most people

Congratulations on having no shame. I wish you'd teach me your secrets.

>>25572367

If you grown men can pretend be 6 year old girls and take it up the ass I think I deserve the right to enjoy women getting the shit beat out of them

>>25572436
I wasn't being sarcastic. Shame has been a problem for me since puberty because of stuff like having fucked up fetishes.

It's the shit that makes people Jeffrey Dahmer become alcoholics. It could have destroyed my life.

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>>25571355
Anon's favorite banner

KEKOLD
NTR
ANY VARIATION OF THE ABOVE

THESE ARE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL WORST FETISHES

>>25571057

Poor guy ruined his life. I feel comforted by knowing that at least I'm not autistic enough to commission fetishistic pictures of people I know as gifts.

>>25572569
>implying it's not a troll

I fantasize with being turned into a girl crazily addicted to cock, and having regular sex with my close friends to control the urges and hide the fact. It would be disgusting and humilliating at first, but I wouldn't be able to control the impulse of fondling their dicks, and then they would lose control too and will want to fuck me even knowing I was a man.

>>25572643
I hate to break it to ya, but you're most likely trans.

>>25572575

At this point I don't know what's fake or not anymore. It seems plausible to be honest. I myself have done some autistic shit, and when I ask someone else "why did X react that way when I said this" they look at me puzzled, like I'm asking something obvious and disgusting.

>>25570981

I think that the part they don't enjoy is that it's impossible to do in real life, and if it were possible people would consider implementing death penalty just for you.

>>25572662

I'm a disgusting man, becoming trans wouldn't make any difference, but even then I don't want to be a mutant. I don't have sex with anybody so at this point my sexuality is irrelevant.

>>25572436
I don't usually enjoy gore but happy princess violation was alright.

Nobody is more of a degenerate than I am. I have every disgusting fetish outside of gore.

My fetish is stalking cute shy guys, imagine them falling in love with me then cut them kill them and eat bits of their body so I can have them forever like a perfect doll who will never get tired of me or do anything I dislike.

>>25572895

that sounds hot, want to hide in my bush?

>>25572895
What are some things that you dislike?

I have a hard fetish for carrying girls. Back when I was more sociable I looked for stupid excuses to princess carry any girl that I could get my hands on, and I could masturbate to the memory for months. I even got into the gym only to become strong enough to carry girls.

My biggest dream is to carry a girl on my shoulder while spanking her ass. I think I would cum right there if I ever did that.

>>25572938
A lot of things but I mean things like he won't talk to other girls, get mad at me, have many friends, go out too much, not give me attention, stuff like that.

>>25572956
Any preference on weight?

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>>25572719
>if it were possible people would consider implementing death penalty just for you

And those people are more sick in the head than I am.

>let's kill la kill everything we don't want to understand

>>25572956

wait until you pick up a girl, and hold her by her stomach while eating her out and all she can do is just take it

>>25573086
>let's kill la kill everything we don't want to understand
Yes
There's nothing wrong with that :^)

>>25573016

Not very heavy, I like them with little waists that you can take with one arm. I don't think I could carry a girl too chubby in my shoulders anyway.

>>25573086

They won't kill you because they don't understand, they would kill you because you just killed and ate someone purely to satisfy your sexual urges.

>>25573096

Sounds complicated but interesting. If I ever get close to girls again I will try. The only good part of my fetish is that actually motivated me to go to the gym because I wanted strong arms and wide shoulders.

My fetish is genuine love and affection

It's fucking terrible

>>25573329
>>25571296


you guys need jesus

>>25573261
There's fantasy, and then there's reality. They're both very different considering fantasy doesn't directly affect reality in a way that would result in people's suffering except in the few cases where people feel the urge to act them out too strongly for their weak will to resist.

I know this is hard to understand if you're someone who posts on 4chan and marathons anime all day.

>>25571118
>grannies weirder than amputee
retarded list just with that

>>25573393
Forgot to add that if you're looking for a way to screen people for their propensity towards violence, it's probably better to look at how compulsive and egotistical they are rather than prying into their personal life.

>>25572991
>he won't talk to other girls, have many friends, go out too much,
None of that is a kicker.

These could be a problem, two way street
>not give me attention,
>get mad at me,

i uhh...want a little girl.

but not in a remotely sexual way, honest.
i really just wish i had a little sister to hang with, that's all.

not really a fetish but i wanted to share

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>>25573797
>but not in a remotely sexual way, honest.

>>25573797
What would you even do with a little sister? moeshitter

So far not a single post has topped OP

>>25573984
>>25573958
not attentionwhoring, but it's relavent to why so imma say it.

>I'm a girl

It's not a sexual thing at all, but i wish i had a little sis to look after when i was younger and teach her how to do girl shit.

Now i found out my ovaries are fucked so i can't even have a daughter to do these things with.

Thus, i am a depressed neet and thats how i ended up here.

Now go on faggots, sperg out.

>>25574039
>Now go on faggots, sperg out.
>"teehee, don't hit on me silly boyz!!!! :)"

>>25570426
>>25570426
thats fucking disgusting OP
If I found out some neckbeard did that to me while I was working I would fucking SCREAM. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

>imagining some fatty giving you shit covered bills
>throws up.jpg

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>>25574057
I don't even want a boyfriend, there's no fucking point since i'll never have kids.

Might as well fucking top myself, desu.

Oh and lurk moar.

don't feel too bad robot, i'm into scat, too. feels pretty bad sometimes. I just want a qt girl to use me as her toilet.

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>>25574039
>perfect situation example to specify gender
allow it

>>25573261

If you observe carefully, the first post that started all of it >>25572719 talks about the scenario being possible to do in real life, not just a fantasy.

>>25574039
You found out your ovaries were fucked and then checked out of life? Or were you pretty much a bot before?
>>25573984
Quick question, I swear I've seen you post on 2^3, are you goyquent?

>>25572082
>people didn't take him seriously at first but he gained power
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>25574230
The problem is that it's possible to do in real life. That doesn't justify killing people for fantasizing about doing it though.

If you think it does then you should probably fuck off back to your orwellian fantasies.

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>>25571118
>he didn't post the one that includes "elusive cock goblin"

>>25574237
No. Cripplechan a shit tbqh

>>25574297

I didn't say that it's justified to kill people with the fantasy, I just said that, IF IT WERE POSSIBLE AND PEOPLE DID IT, most of society would want to punish them. It's not even my opinion, it's what I think the majority of people would think.

Gosh, read the entire posts before hitting me with your righteous anger! If I'm talking about what's posted and you're talking about whatever you make up in your head, we can't have a discussion that makes sense.

And yes, you can technically kill and eat someone IRL, but not swallow them completely like vore ussually goes.

>>25574372
And I wasn't originally talking about YOU. I was talking about these hypothetical people, saying that they're more sick in the head than I am if they want to kill people for what they fantasize about.

>I think that the part they don't enjoy is that it's impossible to do in real life, and if it were possible people would consider implementing death penalty just for you.

That doesn't specify that you're only talking about people who act on their urges and not people who just fantasize. Be more clear if you think people aren't reading your posts because they're vague enough to interpret one way or another.

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>>25570426
I jack off to cuck porn so yes, my fetish is by far the worse.

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there is literally nothing wrong with wanting to be a
portable toilet

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My fetish is receiving a blowjob, who here /deviant/?

>>25570586
>having those same bills handed back to you when you pay for your footlong at Subway

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>>25575079
W-wha-you wage cucks have to clean those bills r-right?

>>25571271
>literally wanting to be murdered
>it's okay since it's my waifu

That's some straight up mental illness. Given the chance would you want to be killed and cooked up by Tay-Tay?

>>25575140

>Using bills
>Not being debit card master race

HA HA HA HA

OP, I have exclusive necrophilia and sexual sadism. It's only towards obviously decomposed bodies, nothing fresh, and ideally with a murder victim (preferably drowning). I don't fetishize shit but it often comes with the territory. I argue that my fetish is the most disgusting ITT, and that the only thing worse is probably snuff CP or cuckholding.

>>25575361
Does Gender matter? I have a suicide partner, and I guess this will be your once in a lifetime chance to act on it. You'd have to be willing to drive to another state though.

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>>25574731
Don't even put cuck porn next to scat.
Cuck porn is top tier.

>>25575698
Gender makes no difference. I appreciate the gesture, but I can't take the risk. People have been prosecuted in the past for being involved in completely consensual suicide pacts and murders, I can't jeopardize my life or liberty for my sexual gratification. No matter how tempting it may be.

>>25575773
Oddly enough I like watching white men fuck dark skin beauties. Does that count as cuckoldry?

>>25571529
I live close to philly, please fuck me