Police officer here, I got a big problem, maybe you guys can

Cool story bro, I would like to hear it again

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>>25569514
>it's a roleplaying thread

>>25569546
Come on, this is serious. They have my dog. I can't let them hurt him, he's been with me through thick and thin. If I tell the guys at the precinct and get them involved, he's gonna be killed.

you gotta do some training first dude
Police training kung-fu isn't enough, you gotta level up that shit to the next level

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>>25569566
A BLOO BLOO BLOO
A BLOO BLOO BLOO

>>25569539
>>25569546
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>>25569580

>Rule 1: Never talk about fight club

You idiots are so autistic for not understanding the joke behind the thread

>>25569580
I know some krav maga, during the time they had some of us train with some Israeli soldiers that came to visit the station for a while to teach us how to deal with radical muslims. Honestly, no martial arts can truly prepare you for this, I've seen the videos of these fights, they're fucking barbaric and insane. I saw one where 3 guys were chasing each other through an office building, one guy catches this other guy and basically shoots him 5 times and shoves him straight out the glass "wall/window" behind the stairs. Other guy jumps over the railing and kicks him in the face, first guy wrestles him to the ground, breaks his leg, drags him by said leg and flings him towards the broken window, sending him out to his death. The shit they do is just unreal.

>>25569640
The fate of my dog isn't a damn joke. I busted my ass for years serving you civvies, you can't show me some courtesy here?

>>25569649
Give me the source on this kind of carnage.

I say that it would be best to tell someone about this as it's pretty big, but at the same time, if the dog means that much to you, then you know what you must do.

Darkweb fightclub owner here

Thanks for tipping us off. Your dog is dead. We don't play around.

>>25569716
I wish I could to expose these sick bastards, but they're way too dangerous. I don't even want to name them, I saw some of the threads on the board there discussing this organization. A few stories got posted of what happened to people who named names and tried to expose them, including a sickening video by a member who claimed to actually be part of this crime syndicate.

I'm telling you anyway, you don't want to see this stuff, it's honestly sickening and I've been having bad nightmares ever since I saw it. These people are truly repulsive and vile human beings. I've seen some fucked up shit on my patrol and heard some stories from the guys, but this shit even gives me the goddamn creeps.

>>25569788
that makes no sense, if you just kill his dog now and tell him that he has no reason not to just go to the authorities then

>>25569837
We sent a few darkweb hitmen after him. He will have an unfortunate car accident sometime in the next week.

Is this a new viral marketing campaign?

No one crosses us. You were warned.

>>25569514
Post badge or gtfo

Dude you're fucked. Keanu Reeves runs that club and no one can beat his Tai Chi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISxLxZysmgk

>>25569514
I didnt know this shit was still running. Sorry guys, I know the chance that this is bait is over 99% but its worth biting cuz he got things right so far. OP just fuck the dog. You cant deal with them. Or if you want to press your luck, try bargaining. Dont. Enter. This. Shit. I dropped using onion... lol 5 years ago hell time flies fast :/ anyways these guys were active back then so they have hell of a support. Just try to strike a deal or directly drop the case.