Well, what do you do in this moment?

Juke that nigga with my spin move I learned playing madden.

I hypothesize that I'm actually bretty big and built considering that I'm playing fatbool and I run as fast as I can with the hopes that I can score a touchdown.

>>25566086
Stand my ground :^)

>>25566127
Nigga you're on r9k.
You'd be in a wheelchair and you know it.

Drop my shoulder and carry that bitch into the endzone with me Earl Campbell style

>>25566086
I'd be surprised if I could even catch the ball. Hopefully he wouldn't tackle me if the pass was incomplete.

I think I'd be fucked either way, I'm pretty underweight.

>>25566086
*Pull out concealed carry*

Heh, make your move, kiddo

>>25566086
Drop my shorts and hope my boipussy will take the force

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>>25566152
0% fat on this post.
u killed me son.

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I do a brisk jog. Muscle mass at that level takes up to much oxygen and it is actually pretty horrifying to read about.

SO yeah, brisk jog, watch him start to gas and ask for an oxygen tank because his body.

get tackled, then sue him.

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>>25566216
>I'd just do a brisk jog

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Put my surprisingly fast running abilities to use, then hope to fuck that he isn't right next to me

>Phase into astral plane
>Bind dark god k'z'annoth
>Subjugate nigger

No wonder you faggots are robots.

I think I could outrun him. That's really my only chance. Thankfully I'm actually surprisingly quick on my feet. I used to play baseball and stole bases like some shit... I sort of sucked at hitting though.

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>>25566242
If you are going to post picture of yourself take that shit to /soc/

>>25566301
>I think I can outrun him

I'm telling you. You can't.

Catch the ball
lunge forward
hope for the best because there is a chance he might miss the tackle

Run towards him and jump to left or right 2 sec before the colision

>>25566345
What's his 40 yard dash?

>>25566345
Yes he could, children could, that dude has to much mass, it would be like seeing a body builder run, 5 miles every 700 days style shit.

>>25566301
>>25566345
A rugby player that died in 2015 could outrun Olympian athletes on the pitch, he was 6'9 and played for New Zealand or something. Absolute legend. They look similar

>>25566440
Not true, read the post below you.

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>>25566288
>Phase into astral plane

Give a quick pass and escape the fuck out of there.

>>25566086
>Getting hit by a giant black fridge moving at 10 km/h

lol no thanks

>>25566470
Then just give us a name so we can confirm this if ya dont mind.

>>25566511
10 km/h is really not that fast. It would give you enough time to avoid it and practically wouldn't hurt.

>>25566546
Not fast, you have to be kidding me.

>>25566086
i'm pretty thin and tall.
i'd have to use my moxie and guile to escape.
that would, i guess, have to consist of some pocket sand or some distraction tactic. probably through a 12 piece meal (two sides and biscuits) to the left and duck right.
then i take it to the in-zone.
the white man wins through outsmarting the beast. this has been the case since the beginning.

>>25566086
*takes out katana
>take one more step and say good bye to your life

I'd probably have to stop playing and the ref would award a penalty to the other team the wanker

>>25566590
I'm not. I do running and 10 km takes 45 minutes aprox for me to run. 1 hour is a pretty long time, people older than 50 and fat women take that long.
Someone who's runnnig at max speed at you to tackle you is going to be running much faster.

purposely fall to the ground while tossing the ball away from me

>>25566807
>implying you weren't his prey all along

>>25566086
Pass the ball.

Close the thread tb.h

Sorted

>>25566086
Retire on the spot.
It's been real, coach

>>25566086
Hit low. Low man wins. I'll probably still get stomped, but at least Coach will appreciate the effort.

>>25566807
>white cucklet surrendering himself up for a good BBC pounding
Lol faggot

Wonder what kind of drugs I must have been slipped in order for me to want to play fucking handegg.