/britfeel/

First for need conversations topics to say to my sister because she's making me leave the house and meet her for a drink. Help. I literally never the house so I have nothing to say.

>>25565706
just you and your sister? who else is going to be there?

Forcing myself to go out tonight so I can imagine that I still have friends even though they were at most people I could sit next to just so I wouldn't look alone in a classroom.
Shit ain't right.

Guy afraid of leaving his house for mcdonalds here, went to bed hoping that when I woke up I might feel less afraid, it's not the case and I feel more afraid this evening, I'm really craving a big mcdonalds meal as well.

>>25565706
just come onto her and then she will want to leave
problem solved

>>25565722
No one just us. She invited me out for NYE but I said no because that's far too many normies for me then she said fine we have to meet up the next week then so now it is today.

>>25565741
Have you considered drinking heavily mate? I'm the guy who lives on a council estate and when I was younger I'd be scared to leave the house because of all the chavs so I'd just get shit faced drunk and it would give me the courage to go to the shops.

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Gonna get pissed again tonight lads.

Anybody seen searching for sugarman?
Pretty cool film documentary 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKYEYNX-Eug

>>25565706
just keep asking questions and being all "oh really" "uh huh" but don't do that too much. women love talking about themselves, she probably isn't expecting to hear much about you

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When is there going to be a new OP image?

Also post waifus.

>>25565785
I'm with you there lad, my computer broke and fixing it stressed me out to the point I want to get legless

>>25565706

I already said, mate; peak oil and the hypocrisies of the Catholic Church.

>>25565785
Same here mate it's going to be fun. What do you do when you're pissed? I normally listen to music then go on Omegle with the r9k tag.

Last night I spoke to this Canadian bloke for about 2 hours and we came to the conclusion that reality is just a simulation of a simulation of a simulation times infinite that will be created by inter dimensional beings (IE God) will will be created in the distant future by the Super AI that us humans will create, but that will eventually be our demise.

Basically reality happened once but the hyper dimensional beings have kept recreating it so that they can keep being created by the super AI created by humans so they can keep existing forever.

160 quid for a return ticket from Manchester to Aberdeen

>>25565789
I hope so mate that would be okay

>>25565818
I don't think she's really into that kind of thing unfortunately.

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>>25565813
reporting in once again lad

>>25565822

Normally listen to youtube music and watch funny videos whilst on 4chan.

>>25565822
Sounds pretty homo
Would rather chew broken glass desu

>>25565838
That's what you get for being a dirty paki bastard who wanks to home made shit fetish videos.

>>25565813
when someone makes one

>>25565871
More like chew your dad's bumhole

>>25565773
I don't really drink, I tried it when I was much younger and it just made me throw up and then suffer massive headaches the next day, no matter what I drank. Besides even if I could opt for drinking now, there is nothing to drink in the house.

>>25565890
The fact that's the first thing to come to your mind is kind of worrying

>>25565822
Fuck off normie

bloxbloxawihfuhlksjfjkg

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>>25565813
Re-reporting in~

>>25565785
I'd rather get stoned. I like a drink but weed is much better imhods

>>25565754
who cares then? it's just your sister. tell her to fuck off

>>25565946
fucking thank you tilde, jesus I'm glad you're here, your posts cheer me up so much

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>>25565813
Surely there is a greater purpose to life

>>25565741
oh for feck sake, you again. JUST DO IT JUST DO IT JUST DO IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>25565916
Actually it wasn't I started typing 'your mum's flange' but then opted to go for dad's bumhole instead.

>>25565926
>I'm getting called a normie

Well there's a first time for everything I suppose.

Why, may I ask?

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>>25565968
There is nothing of greater importance that a man's love for his waifu.

>>25565972
The whole concept of "just do it" doesn't make sense to me, I don't understand how to "just do it". There isn't an action I take in my life without thinking it over for a bit before hand, even getting out of bed, typing this thing up, going to the bathroom, I think over literally everything in my life. I do not understand how to "just do it".

>>25565706
Your sister is forcing you to go on a date with her

>>25566007
Is it weird?

>>25565966
Why do you need cheering up anon? Would you like to talk about it?

>>25565813

>>25565879
This.

Tho technically everybodies waiting on me to do some more mock ups of the other ideas presented.

But yesterday was such a fucking depressing day I didn't feel like doing anything.
and im going to asda soon so fuck knows when im going to sit and do something.

>>25565984
>go on Omegle with the r9k tag.
>spoke to this Canadian bloke for about 2 hours

Fuck off

>>25566021
Your post makes it sound creepy, because she's forcing you despite you not wanting to go. Like she is a controlling girlfriend who refuses to shag you.

If you were just meeting your sister for a drink, then no. Unless it's at a strip club, then maybe again.

>>25566028
it's not that i needed cheering up, i just needed you

>>25566036
Fuck off you melt, don't act like you're doing everyone a massive favour by making an image, literally couldn't give a shit, keep the image the way it is, doesn't matter

>>25566039
Because that's what all the normies do. They get drunk by themselves in their bedrooms on weeknights and speak to R9K users on Omegle.

By that definition that means you are also a normie due to the fact you too are talking to r9k users right now. You bellend.

>>25566128
Angryanon fuck off back to your cave please. Just because your boss shouted at you today, we really don't give a fuck. Seriously, kill yourself.

>>25566036
Don't listen to Angryanon OP Image guy, your OP images are the best.

>>25566131
So you weren't camming and speaking?

>>25566131
Except you'd probably attempt to be normie if you weren't stuck in the closet, mentally disturbed cunt

I'm going to go home, have dinner and maybe cry myself to sleep. I've been writing a diary for people to find for when I eventually kill myself, just to show them just how much they have failed me.

>>25566128
>>25566039
Careful lads looks like Angryanon has had a bad day at the office today. And by office I mean the counter at Burger King.

>>25566069
It's nice to know that my posts makes you happy anon~

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Wish I was a trucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJEeHND_lQ

>>25566157
>Angryanon calling other 'mentally disturbed'

The ironing

>>25566128
I don't really give a fuck, other than I have to look at it everyday.
But were 7 days in and nothings really happened.

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Angryanon is the Azusa of /britfeel/.

I heard that Angryanon lost his penis in a felching accident and that is why he is so angry.

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>tfw wasted the best years of my life staying at home infront of my PC like an autist

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>>25566001
STOP. GIVING. UP.

FRIDAY TOMORROW LADS

only 1 day of wageslaving left

>>25566252
But staying at home infront of the PC is literally the dream. I would never leave it if I could.

>>25566267
Jokes on you, I finished yesterday and have 5 days off, go back for 3 then have 6 days off.

>>25566256
How do you give up on something you've not started?

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>>25565859
>>25565946
>>25565968
>2D waifu

truly pleb.

o.g post

>>25566267
what's this wageslaving you talk of?

>>25566286
Oh you are le druggy man?

What job is it those hours sound comfy as fuck

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>>25566267
>mfw where I work Fridays are half days

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>>25566291
BY JUST............... DOING IT

>>25566277
no shit neither would I because i am too mentally ill to enjoy normieshit.

>>25566326
Still not following the just do it thing, I wish I could but it's just such a foreign concept to me. I'm just going to look for takeaways.

>>25566187
a few years back I seriously considered it as a career, but I doubt it's anything like you think it is

>just got a Jojo's bizarre adventure figure
>want to show my weeb friends
>haven't spoken to one of them in a while
>scared to message him

>>25566308
Machine operator. Decent money and great hours but job is shit.

What are you lads eating tonight?

I'm on game pie with root veg mash, tasty as fuck tbqhwy.

>>25566418
You drive JCBs and that? That's what my dad does he just works normal 9-5 Monday to Friday though.

>back at uni
>loathe it in it's entirety
>don't care at all about my course
>six months of shit I hate, before graduating with no experience in what was promised when they advertised the course, and no potential job prospects
>despise work anyway on top of that
>get depressed thinking about how even more depressed I'm going to be when I'm forced to work

What's an unsafe amount of codeine per day or is it too high to bother worrying about?

Got my wisdom teeth out and they gave me just pure codeine pills whereas before I've had co-codamol which I know you can't take too many of due to the paracetamol in them.

>>25566378

I'm probably not allowed to be one because I have a criminal record.

>>25566402
>>25566402
Who did you get? I got jotaro and star platinum and my best friend got dio and the world. Wish I could afford more but I'm too poor.

>>25566449
No. I operate a couple machines in a factory.

>>25566485
What did you do to get that matey?

>>25566506

Kicked a police officer.

>>25566506
I diddled kids.

>>25566453
iktf, I just farted out a literature review in a couple of days and it's almost definitely complete trash.
I honestly feel like if I failed it and had to drop out it would probably be better for me because then I could just get a job at game or something and have 6 months of experience versus getting a worthless psych degree and starting fresh in summer.

>>25566491
I got DIO and the world, and it made me realise how fucking ridiculous dio's poses are because I cannot make this fucker do a single one

>all these emotionally frail rejects of society getting upset by my words and trying to call me out so they can get a (you) to validate their worthless existence

Top kek

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>live with grandparents
>grandma passed away 1 year ago
>since then grandfather has been getting more lonely
>I'm his only company
>work and have my own life
>he sits in the house all day
>24 now
>don't want to live at home forever
>don't want to leave my grandfather by himself as I know he's lonely as fuck even with me at home

What the fuck do I do.

Update for the 75p that went from my Paypal to facebook despite not even having a facebook

Less than 24 hours and Paypal are refunding me. Nice and easy

>>25566573
Stop reposting this shit on 4chan and get a grip?

>>25566378
>but I doubt it's anything like you think it is

12 hours a day driving on motorways. Picking Up/Dropping off shit.

Repeat

Am I close?

>>25566617
>stop reposting this

Wrong person. Try getting some sleep instead of shit posting all night.

>>25566573
just curious how does your "own life" look? I have a job too and make money and shit but i dont live shit. i just work, shitpost on 4chan, and das it mane. yeah i have an own car and all. not an own place but i could easily afford one.
I'm 22 and never went out the past 6 years. severe autism

Cornish pasties?

can we discuss them?

>>25566640
Don't be a liar as well as an attention seeking prick you posted the same thing in the last thread

>>25566648
Not in much on a weekend and go out through the day.

>>25566680
WOW! Someone is angry. You're still wrong though.

>>25566627
I was referring more to the idea of camaraderie, sense of adventure etc. Reality is it's just hours of the same motorways, all by yourself, getting fat because the only things you can eat are from motorway service stations.

>>25566709
yeah what exactly do you do? do you have friends? hobbies?

i just want to be a full normie for fucks sake ._.

>>25566437
probably an Aldi pizza m8

>>25566680
come on angry anon. Shouldn't you be going to sleep to get up early for mr shekelberg?

>>25566731
Yeah I have friends. I have hobbies but most of them I do at home. I go to the gym with them and if they want to go to watch a movie or something I'm always up for that.

>>25566762

>friends
>hobbies
>gym

You know what I'm gonna say, right?

>>25566437
tempted for some fish n chips, can almost taste the haddock now

>>25566656
Last time I was in Cornwall I tried all the weird ones. Had beef and Stilton, rhubarb and custard, all day breakfast (probably my favourite) and a bunch of other ones. I still enjoy the traditional pasty though.

>>25566812
Strong choice pal, I'm having chippy too.

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>be such an autistic annoying asspie that even my dog hates me
shiet

>>25566762
i just want to be a comfy normie like that
instead i am a autist without friends who abuses over the counter drugs such as DXM and caffeine (rarely alcohol though)
if i would get in contact with drug normies I'd probably be dead in a few weeks

>>25566369
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW

JUST DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>25566418
THE DREAM. most people work shit jobs with shit hours for shit money. Mines almost there but atleast I only work 9-5 unlike retail which is turbo shit

>>25566894
How does one "just do it"?

>>25566418
>Decent money
how much?

>>25566175
Is it true you're 17?

I went to school with the girl on come dine with me.

She was a bit dim then, not surprised nothing changed tbfh.

>>25566929
At the rate I'm on almost 30k a year but I get nearly 200 days off a year.

If I worked 9-5 hours it would probably be closer to 40.

>>25566437
Scampi.

>>25566477
Read the packet.

>>25566920
Some people dream of success
While you're gonna wake up and work hard at it
Nothing is impossible

You should get to the point
Where anyone else would quit
And you're not going to stop there
No, what are you waiting for?

JUST DO IT

>>25566961
Based Machinist anon

>>25566977
are you retarded nigger

>>25566477
I BE LEANIN
CODEINE DEMON

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>Why yes I do work in the field known as machine operation

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Angry Anon, he woke up in the night,
To the sight of his father bare and unsheathed,
"Come here dear lad I've come back from the pub,
And I nare go to sleep til we've laid in the heath",

The glow of the moon lit shine to their bottoms,
Frolicking gay, til they were five hours gone,
This could be why his soul is so rotten,
This angry dark heart misses his old mans shlong

>>25566920
Like this m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY

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>>25565706
Ask her opinion as a women if Serena looks better with long hair or short.

>>25567094
left: slut
right: wife

>>25567016
>are you retarded nigger
>from someone incapable of reading a medicine packet

>>25566878
Amerifag? I didnt think you could get DXM over the counter in the UK anymore

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>>25567059
>being this jealous

Someone did ok for themselves, why you so mad?

>>25567142
>he thinks I'm the one he originally responded too
are you retarded once again?

and the package doesnt tell you how much to take when you want to abuse it, it only tells you how much you take when you want to actually use it what it's intended for.

same shit with DXM. it tells you to take 1 cap every 6 hours but if you actually want some effects you gotta do at least like 5 at once or something. some people take 50 at once and trip their balls off and do this weekly for years and dont die.

>>25567159
nop. but also not UK fag ;)
you CAN get it over the counter in UK though.

sometimes i had trouble getting ahold of it, i wonder how freaking 16 year olds get so much seriously

>>25567172
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME.

My life fucking sucks...

>>25567059
Bruv, why are you upset that he's making 30k a year?

>>25566656
There used to be a fresh pasty shop in Gloucester that made a Chicken & Sweetcorn pasty which was my favourite snack of all time for after school. Not had anything like it since they went.

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>>25567134
Made the right call even if you were coarse .

free buttplugs

>>25567264
buttplugs didnu nuffin

>>25567264
Please daddy

It's so depressing that no month is crossed out..

>>25567261
just telling it how it is

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Quite a big fan of nigger music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-qtxUzeFnM

>>25566860
My dog fucking loves me.

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No mcdonalds for me tonight, decided on a Chinese instead.

>>25567538
thats because you're a normalshit. failed normie at best.

>>25567423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
>POP ME A XANNY I'M FAST I'M SO FAST I'M SO FASTER THAN SONIC MAN
BEST SONG EVER

>>25567541
>Only one rice
Absolute mad man.

>>25567600
Unironically like Young Thug too desu

>>25567578
No, I just love my dog and look after her.

I play with her and don't just sit infront of my computer all day.

>>25567661
this
i love his music, his voice, the way he looks, the way he dresses

>>25567670
yeah, you seek social life and shit with your dog. because you're a normie. you are capable of expressing apreciation towards it. you're normal. fuck off.

>>25566001
feel the fear and do it anyway senpai

>>25567670
well done now fuck off normie

>>25567683
I like you

original commento

>>25565633
My little sister just slipped a drawing of us under my door that says ''have a lovely year'' on it. Makes me feel kinda bad about the fact I never acknowledge her existence.

>>25567670
Someone castrate this nrmie pls

>>25567708
you are like the only one who likes me ;_;
add me on steam please: http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/

>>25567715
>>25567696
>>25567683
I've also had sex. What're you degenerates going to do about it :^)

>>25567670
Good on you. Dogs are great.

>>25567737
nothing. I'm not even hating. just dont say that u arent a normie/failed normie

>>25565946
fuck off Tilde you obsese underage roleplaying gimmick cunt

>>25567763
Fair enough. I guess i'm a failed normie.

Nice 60k win there on the chase. Paul got rekt.

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>Having a dog makes you a normie now

What exactly is with tripfags, why don't they just go to reddit if they want attention

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>>25565813

Waifu status:

[ ] Not posted
[X] Posted

>>25567813
Not being a twisted psychopath that eats young women makes you a normie here, apparently

>>25567734
Added

orgininjdioafof

>>25567711
You should spend time her anon, she sounds very sweet.

>>25567711

Acknowledge her existence with your benis.

How do I "get help"?
Do I just google for nearby GPs, get their number and book an appointment?
Do I need to explain why I want to end it during the appointment?

I'm so confused

>>25567798
Fuck off cunt. I'll knock you out for saying that.

>>25566762
Question. How do you do it? Most people talk complete bullshit all the time and I can't stand it. What do you talk about and shit? It's hard to keep up so I generally stay quiet until I feel confident enough in what I want to say as things I can easily talk about don't come up often.

>>25566810
Instead of saying it, maybe we should try and learn to better our advancement.

>>25567423
>insert money, bitch or weed chant here

>>25567813
Mate, dog is the go to normie pet.

Cat's are better.

>>25567978
Yeah, go see your GP or see if there's a chance for a walk in session

>>25567978
You put your name down at your nearest doctors, then call them. This means actually going down there though.

>>25567978
>How do I "get help"?
just bee urself

>Do I just google for nearby GPs, get their number and book an appointment?
No, you have to register, and a lot of GP surgeries aen't taking new patients so you'll have to shop around and plan how you'll get there on public transpot and wait a month for an appointment.

>Do I need to explain why I want to end it during the appointment?
If you want them to section you, sure

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>>25567991
I have both, though.

Grew up with my cat, who's old as fuck and adopted my dog 6 years ago.

Owning pets gives me a reason not to kill myself, because who else will take care of them if I die?

>>25568001
>forgot to take off the trip

>>25568017
anon... please never die

>>25567991

>cats

Enjoy your toxoplasmosis.

There is literally no excuse to own a pet in today's world, all they do is spread disease.

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>>25568051
>Not owning a dog to repel pakis and nogs

>>25567991

Cats are great, I have a little 14 year old runt of the litter 3.3kg cat with a heart murmur. She fights cats that weigh twice her size, always has, came in the other week with a massive 4 inch gash on her head from fighting, went back out the next day to defend her garden and territory.

I love you Cleo, my dear friend.

>>25568051
>Not owning a dog so you don't hang yourself from a lamp post

>>25568114

>owning a dog
>have to walk it daily
>have to literally pick up its shit, and carry it around in a bag
>if you ever put it in your car you car will stink and will lose a huge amount of resale value

I can sort of understand cats because they mind their own business and stay out of the way, but dogs?

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>>25568186
>Owning a car

Normie detected

>>25568186
Don't forget their house stinks of dog and it's a vile smell.

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>>25568206
>drive fast turbocharged 4 cylinder shitbox
feels good

>>25568206
>Owning things

NEPman detected

>>25568051
>Enjoy your toxoplasmosis.
mate, i eat my own shit and nothing has happened to me

Just got back from asda.

looking at all the hot slags as usual.

Got some nice things.
The asda hot & spicey cocktail sausages fuck me theyre yummy.

got some egg mayo filler, now everytime I go to the bread bit, the breads always one day from being out of date. wtf is with that.

parents are ordering takeaway tonight yummy.

>>25568312
Humans don't carry it you plonker.

>>25565633
>Getting lighter at night
Usually happens after taking a massive kebab shit

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>>25568232
>Shitreon Saxo W reg
>1L engine
>Had it for 3 years and loved it

If I could change anything it would be that it has power steering, electric windows, electric sunroof, heated seats and air conditioning.

>>25568382
t. Chav

>>25568333
I work at asda and starting a couple of weeks ago instead of putting fresh softies and loaf at the back of the shelf they just keep it through the back and fill it when it's empty to cutback on reductions and waste

>>25568416
>t. Upper middle-class uni student

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>>25568186
>needing to coop your pupper up in a car
>not living in the country side
>Not walking 5 minutes to a nice quiet patch of country side

>>25568436
I'm a working-class NEET but I'm still superior to you, scum

>>25568456
>Working-class
>NEET

Anon no.

>>25568186
lol this anon doesn't know what unconditional love feels like

>>25568456
Doubtful, I'm 6', blue eyes blonde hair master-race. Doing well at a good uni with nepotism for when I finish and want a job. I think I'm okay m8 :^)

>>25568444

>living in the countryside
>not within easy walking distance of any takeaways
>probably no fibre internet
>very far from the post office to go and collect deliveries of "special comic books" from Japan
>real and ever-present danger of wolves

Sounds awful desu.

Who here /back on the meds/? I used to have pretty severe psychosis but after years of therapy and cbt it subsided, strange as it is i missed it, stopped my meds a couple of months ago but its been a very hellish ride, back on them today desu

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>unconditional love

>>25568540
Then why are you on /r9k/?

poo-poo

>>25568573
Been here since I was 14 and grew up with it. 4chan (r9k) helped me become the normie I am now desu.

>>25568540
So why are you on this site exactly?

>>25568382
got the same car but without the luxury shit (still has electric windows and power steering) and i kind of want to keep it forever. underneath all the dents, scratches and filth from 2 years of not washing it theres actually a pretty decent car.

>>25568596
>normies on /r9k/

You can't be that normal if you're spending time on a website full of social outcasts. Why aren't you spending time with your friends? Where's your gf?

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>>25568544
Posties is 5 minute drive or a 20 minute walk and takeaways deliver :)

>>25567961
Not into 6 year olds m9

>>25567947
I'm too autistic

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>>25568663

I-It's still shit, stop pretending like it isn't.

>>25568637
I've been at the library since about 1pm today with my m8's, drove us back home a whilemago and bought some lmaow33d. I'm currently sat doing work and shitposting waiting for my mates to get in from the gym so I can smoke a cheeky joint with them and get back to doing my project preparations.

Had a gf over 3 years ago, had girls since then but never anything serious.

>>25568600
Yeah I really miss power-steering but honestly its such a cheap simple car that any issues with it are uncommon and cheap to fix.

Top car in my opinion

>>25568692
>gym
>weed

Clearly you're not serious about your gains. You're a disgrace.

>>25568691
But anon. There are like 4 brown people and the black people here are just dark skinned whites. No nig noggin happens

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>tfw trying to hide tears in a public place
>tfw someone looks directly into your eyes and they know. you can see they know.

>>25568736
>fitfag youtubers point out how shitty weed is in combination with gains
>video gets heavily downvoted cuz fucking pothead pieces of shits

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>>25568781
>tfw getting bullied at work
>middle aged big chin woman keeps telling me everything that goes wrong there is my fault
>tfw trying really hard and still getting shit on

>>25566001
Literally nothing you do matters, you will lose nothing by just doing it.

>>25568736
I don't go to the gym, they do. I used to be a fat fuck but I've lost 50kg since I started uni through improved diet. Getting more attention from women has been nice

>>25568847
>Getting more attention from women has been nice

If you like women so much why don't you get out of our thread, goddamn normie

ree

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>Want to shave my disgusting neckbeard
>Don't want to look like a 12 year old

>>25568886
Use a trimmer to give yourself designer stubble

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>>25568881
>mfw reeetards try to shit on people who bothered to improve themselves.

I want the newshits to leave.

>>25566573
Get him some older pussy m8. Tell him to take Janice out to the bingo and that.

>>25568847
50kg?
Just how fucking fat were you?
Congratulations btw

>>25568911
he said he's been a normie this whole time, why does he deserve anything less?

>>25568957
130kg down to 80

44" waist -> 32"
48" chest -> 40"

>>25568977
I posted that btw, if you were too dumb to use this place as self-help I'm surprised you've been able to manage remembering to breathe.

>>25568684
she's your sister lad, be a good brother to her and read her a book or something

>>25568684
Just get her a gift or something to say thank you for the drawing if you can't actually talk to her.

>>25567711
You should be nice to her.

You're lucky to have a sibling who loves you.

>>25568684
Good thing about 6 year olds is that they're pretty low on judgement because they haven't realised how awful everything is yet. Just spend some time alone with her. Draw, read, whatever. I used to think I was too spergish to talk to my little sister but kids really don't give a shit, and now someone actually cares about me. It's a good feel.

pretty bored desu lads

How would Poleaboo ask his GP to arrange a mental health assessment?

Should he state a specific condition like autism?

>>25569141
what are your fetishes anon? I'm sure you are a man of fine taste

>>25569161
asian girls and feet

>>25569149
Show them your police record and a history of your posts on this site, you will be committed instantly

/int/ is more autistic than /r9k/

surely this is a sign of the apocalypse

who would have a go at this bint?

tiny cc dashingbrit

>>25569184
Nice normie fetishies, dork.

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>>25569161
pussysmegma

>>25569184
I retract my sentiment, literally kill yourself

>>25569212
>>25569232
sorry lads, i do apologise for my pleb fetishes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWFTyamEZrU
>watch this on dxm
>feel love
>the picture is moving like sort of swimming motions (hard to explain, like when u watch one of those spiral thingies for a minute)

>>25569243
Spend a few days on /d/, then come back and show us your refined tastes.

>>25569198
>"I started this blog to post my thoughts and the commenters suggested I seek help

Who /scat/ master race here?
Nothing seems hotter to me than a dominant woman pinning me down and shitting on me, then sitting on my face forcing me to clean her shitty asshole
I remember when I was 16 I first got into those brutal deepthroating videos, my first fetish, so maybe I'm a switch

>>25569281
i don't like japanese cartoons or anime

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>>25569317
Get the fuck out of here, you filthy heathen.

>>25569310
Poleaboo got into it after understanding that femdom and true submission is about doing what you don't want to

Where do I get DXM from lads?

Anyone here ever ordered off research chemicals too?

>>25569310
I watch scat sometimes, but quickly feel sick and ashamed and can never get off to it.

I guess my comfort zone is close to, but not within the scat sphere of influence

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>>25569310
HERE
have this really hot porn where a girl shits under a girls nose so that she cant breath and is forced to swallow the shit or she suffocates

>>25569342
* or any other legal highs site

>>25569342
>>25569360
are u fken retarded
u can buy DXM literally from the pharmacy, no prescrition needed
make sure to research it (erowid), its not like other drugs, there are different "plateous"

>>25569310
I sometimes watch scat. Like maybe every 6 months. I finish and instantly feel sick for about an hour afterwards.

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>>25567813
Holy shit I didn't know anybody saved that when I posted it like once on I think /v/ back in 2012.

Neat.

>>25569385
A bit retarded. But i was after if there is a specific brand or product really.

Poleaboo is watching EastEnders

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>>25569413
Oh I posted it here some time last year.

>>25569356
I want to cuck you so bad

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i bought this t-shirt lads, i'm officially a band t-shirt nerd

Poleaboo is putting his mobile phone in his ass and calling himself on the landline

>>25569479
Why do you like them so much anon?

>>25569508
allahu Akbar my shitskin friend

Was that the real pakiboo who posted about liking scat?

would explain why his recording polish girl taking a shit

>>25569443
cuckoldry is my fetish too
i want a girl to force me to suck dick

>>25567981
I think it's just about confidence. I used to be quite shy and reserved but now I could talk for 30 minutes about the hair on my ass.

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>>25569479
>tfw got this awesome shirt back in 2014
I don't even go outside I just love having it.

>>25569563
after falling in love with her yes? she finds a guy and youre forced to watch her do all sorts of sexual things to him before she gets you to deepthroat his cock?

>>25569532
they are my favourite band m8

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1-5 Continue playing vidya

6-0 Get stoned and watch Star wars

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>>25569584
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

7,5

>>25569550
Unrelated

Just a coincidence, a recent thing

>>25569508
Poleaboo used to own a vibrating buttplug but didn't enjoy it

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Raining all day today, snow at weekend. Anyone from a flooded area?

>>25569619
>>25569356
didnt know pleaboo was a cuck

>>25565706
Outside is awful frightening with all of those loud noises and fast moving cars, isn't it?

What if a pigeon flies near you? How will you cope?

Glad to see some fetish posts, should scare off a few normies for a little bit.

>>25569637
Cumbria, lad

OREEEEEGINAL

>>25569205
/int/ as a board has always been more sperg. it's KC tier.

>>25569635
I want them shitting vids, give me a private youtube link

>>25569688
Yes those blasted rotten normies

Fucking get a grip you melt

>>25569728
Rasheed

khjgkhk

>>25566211
Mate I haven't posted here in a couple of days. You started this meme and now you've got these faggots imitating me.
You've only yourself to blame for these threads becoming shit.

>>25569728
Shouldn't you be in bed Angryanon? Your boss isn't going to pay for that boat himself you know.

Poleaboo isn't liking the use of the word "stalker" on EastEnders

>>25569728
>>25569688

>Normies
>challenged
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stop being a mong.

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>>25569604
420 blaze it smoke weed everday

Just now finding out how easy it is to make apps lads. What should I make to get big money?

>>25569772
>he thinks I'm that guy
also no, i took way too much caffeine today to go to bed yet

Pedoaboo is getting a tattoo of Peter Scully next month.

Just argued with my Mum about Oscar Pistorious, fucking women can't understand defending your home against intruders.

i always seen british people say this "bit and bobs". what does this mean?

>>25570071
shoot her next time she goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, that'll teach her

>>25570103
Miscellaneous items.

>>25570103
...? Isn't it blaringly obvious? Sundried, bits and pieces, odds and ends. Things insignificant enough to not warrant naming each thing. A collection of stuff.

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>>25570071
I watched a bit of the trial, what stuck out to me was the prosecutor grasping for straws so much. He tried to say that because Oscar didn't remember what was plugged into the sockets next to his bed that he was guilty.

>Nothing will ever beat the Trayvon trial, however.

I want to genocide all pakis from the west tbqh mio familia.

>>25570071
He was obviously guilty

He shot his fucking wife in a locked toioet

>>25570165
Race war when?

predictably unoriginal

>>25570103
this and that

bits and bobs

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>>25569874
>tfw no weed
robo

>>25570222
Sorry bro. Nice trips.

>>25570103
odds and ends son

How can i stop my memes from being dreams?

>>25570222
drop by, we can vape together :^)

>>25570303
By going back to reddit.

>tfw no friends to find out where to buy weed and no idea how to get it online

bad feels

>>25570315
But im here to find dank posts to repost on /r/4chan for the sweet karma.

>when u get a pizza and it isn't a warm up.

great success!

>>25570328
Just get bitcoins and use the danknet. They mail it to you the next day.

>>25570328
there's loads of tuts on reddit f*m

Having external thoughts forced in to my head 24/7 about suicide and going on mass shooting sprees or something, what do?

Who here /deliveroo/? I'm starting tomorrow, what can you tell me about it?

>>25570372
I see a few deliveroo niggers about.

The cyclefag ones make me laugh.

Are you cycle or moped?

>>25570353
>>25570360
I literally have no idea how, I've tried looking through reddit and I can't find any guides or anything. I'm a fucking retard so figuring things out isn't my strong point, I don't even have any strong points.

>>25570331
Well you picked the worst thread on this entire fucking website. Fuck off.

Cunt.

>>25570353
Poleaboo couldn't find a cheap enough vendor

>>25570394
Go to to coinbase, get a bitcoin wallet. Then install tor browser and use any of the following sites to buy memedrugs.

http://thehiddenwiki.org/

Of course i have never done this myself.

>>25570394
Let me find one, I have one saved somewhere son. I'LL BE BACK IN FIVE

>>25570437
>>25570443
Guys thank you for all of this, helping a pathetic retard like me out and enabling me to enjoy myself is so kind.

>>25570388
Cyclenigger, good pay tho

Serious question

If Poleaboo did a mass shooting or some shit, would you defend him or lump him in with all the other paki criminals?

Why cant i have a job AND be comfy?

Why can't i have a comfy work from home job or something?

>>25570500
How much you get an hour?

I'm a driver for tesco at 7.77 an hour.

>>25570525
Working from home is death. Don't shit where you eat. don't sleep where you graft.

>>25570516
Supporting the beta uprising is a worthy cause, truly better than being an hero
>>25570525
No fun allowed, we are all just ants building a shitty nest that we call the UK and to an extent the planet

>>25570516
>would you defend him or lump him in with all the other paki criminals?

I'd happily lump you with all the other paki parasites, pakiboo. You're all scum.

>"g-g-go back to /pol/!!!"

Nah I'm good.

>>25570459
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs

I'm sure I had a more specific step-by-step guide but this should be good enough for you. Enjoy!

Lads, the baby of the filthy pakis above me has been crying for i say about 30 minutes now.

Im genuinely concerned for the little curry nigger. How long should a baby be able to cry for?

Why is no one doing anything?

>>25570534
7 pounds an hour, plus 1 pound per delivery, plus tips. Reckon I'll be raking in at least a tenner an hour.

>>25570601
Thank you so much man.

>>25570542

I would give anything to be able to work from home, I'm sure the constant anxiety of having to deal with people at work is going to give me a massive stomach ulcer or something, I'm constantly on edge. I want to just sit in my underpants and code websites or something.

>>25570660
You're supposed to let babies cry themselves out, retard

>>25570663
>a deliveroo nigger gets more an hour than me

Here I am lugging heavy ass shopping and you get 8 quid + tips for delivering takeaways.

I sometimes get tips but it's rare to get them.

>>25570686
I don't think ive ever seen people ignore crying infants, lad.

They are usually crying for a reason m8 like being covered in piss.

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>XXL Pyjamas

Who /comfy/ here?

>>25570459
If you follow this advice you will get arrested. Don't be a fool.

>>25570742

Who /fat/ here?

Protip: it's you.

fatty

>>25570686
If you ignore crying babies they develop poor social skills.
I think I understand what happened to you.

>>25570791
I think thats what happened to all pakis

Where you guys from? Any qt's want to meat up an fuck in SHEFFIELD

>>25567541
>>25565741
Is the McDonalds bro still here?

>>25570844
Sure, how do I contact you?

>>25570888
Post your info, I'll contact you.

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Why are you not watching K-ON RIGHT NOW lads?

>>25570669
I've just done it for the first time. Its tricky to get into, I'd say install Tails and don't take risks like having Tor just on windows. Remember to use PGP. Maybe check your local area for a bitcoin ATM so you don't have to put in all your details. And remember don't send bitcoins from the place you bought it from to the darkmarket, always use a buffer.

>>25570844
>qt's
>SHEFFIELD
Pick one.

>>25570950
Anime is for degenerates and you are like the anti-normie but just as annoying and plebien just in the opposite direction.

>>25570950
Because i'm not a pedo weeabo

>>25570789

Well I am 6'1 and weigh 107kg so I guess I am a bit chubby but that is mainly due to my medication. I don't care though I am comfy.

>>25570977
I know some hot cunts. Few are foreign like.

>>25570950
I'll be watching the film for the first time tomorrow night. I think it's time.

>>25570844

No but i'll rob you at knife point, where abouts in sheffield?

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LISTEN LADS I'M FUCKED
THINKING ABOUT ENDING IT DESU

>IN DEBT
>PAYDAY LOAN DEBT, OVERDRAFT DEBT, RENT ARREARS
>BANK REMOVED MY OVERDRAFT WHICH WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD SURVIVE
>COLLECTION AGENCIES SENDING ME LETTERS
>ALREADY LIVE IN A HOMELESS SHELTER SO I CAN'T EVEN BE ANY LOWER THAN THIS

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

>>25570872
Here, super disappointed with the Chinese earlier, waste of money.