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Karina S. @badselfiesteem 1m1 minute ago
Tell him ur not ready to date bc ur not over ur ex. Elope w his best friend the next day. Thank him for helping u move on. #wastehistime2016

>>25559267
>girls staying loyal to their man is bad

Better than cheating with these beta fucks

>>25559267
They're mocking it, idiot. Can anyone here understand sarcasm? They're not saying DO those things.

>>25559311
Do you think women understand sarcasm?

>>25559311
women cannot understanding sarcasm. theyre fucking idiots in their brains. inferior in all aspects

liberal cucklord

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Oh this tag is hilarious. Reminds me of how I would mess with boys in high school and even now. I never dated or fucked them, but it was fun picking out the thirsty jock assholes and humiliating them.

I did kind of feel bad for some soccer player that had it bad for me I guess. He asked me to prom and long story short, I told him I couldn't go because I would be out of town, then he saw me there. He looked kind of sad.

>>25559332
Most women I've met have been far more sarcastic and sardonic than most men I've met. Some of them are very funny.

Stop hanging around vapid, shit-tier womrn and Stacys. Avoid most college girls. Find girls with obsessive hobbies and interests, no matter what it is.

>>25559435
shit-tier wymyn*

>>25559435
lol feminist idiot back to reddit you tumblrina KEK.

bet u vote sanders, fucking moronic feminist friendzoned loser vagina-worshipping emasculated fuck

brainless idiot

>>25559463
I'm not a libcuck or a feminist, faggot. Nor are any of my male or female friends.

Find better friends, if you actually have any.

>>25559435
I can genuinely say I have never run into a funny woman sarcastic or not. Hell even the so called comedians aren't funny.

You're some truly impressionable fucks if you think that a few social media posts are any indication of anything. If you're worth a damn at all then you generally won't get shit on by women like this. It's extremely easy to find single women to talk to and attract if you aren't a socially inept doughboy neckbeard autist.

>>25559485
friends are for liberal cucks

>>25559527
All the sarcastic girls I know are from online games, forums, and imageboards. They're like female robots, but less bitter.

>>25559528
all women are like that, you fucking feminist cuckloser. modern women are broken

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>>25559267
Some women actively hate men, just like some people on this board actively hate women

Is it that hard to understand?

>>25559423
Let's all take a moment of silence for the non existent poster that gave a fuck about you so none of us would have to.

Send me an email or something if you wanna choke on my dick and suffocate.

>>25559560
>m-m-muh awalt

Keep reading your faggoty red pill loner porn. Just because your experience of women is exclusive to those few real people who have reviled your shitty body and anti charisma, doesn't mean that non- retards have much trouble with women at all.

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>>25559267
>get a practice gf
>turns out she's just wasting my time
I'm not ready for these 2016 memes

Roasties laugh about this, but they don't stop lusting after Chad. Too blind to see the forest for the trees.

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>>25559620
>Send me an email or something if you wanna choke on my dick and suffocate

My throat isn't that small, anon.

>>25559703
I'm sure your father made sure of that
>tips fedora

Beta uprising part II cruise control when???????

Oh WHEW. It's been at least three pages since we've had this thread.

>>25559703
>>25559423

99.9999% chance this is some degenerate trap

>>25559593
>Some women actively hate men

>All women actively hate short men

FTFY

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>>25559712
Nah. My dad is pretty awesome though. Taught me how to play D&D and how to shoot.

I dont have daddy issues so I dunno where my fucked up kinks came from.

>>25559267
NORMIES ITT BTFO

Feels good not talking to women ever tbph my family

exist #wastehistime2016

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>>25559753
I'm not a trap. I actually despise cross dressing. I enjoy boys being humiliated but cross dressing doesn't do it for me. Maybe because I don't think it's an insult to be a woman? Who knows.

>>25559620
I give a fuck about her. I liked her story.

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>>25559267
lmao at this one desu

>>25559267
second one is a shameless slut lol
>lets fuck but I'm not your gf
>lol i have a bf just a week later, absolutely mad XD!!!1

>>25559527
i mean it's not very difficult to believe you've never run into a woman while we're posting here

>>25559791
Sure, you're "not a trap." Wink wink. You're a "natural female," just like Caitlin Trans Jenner.

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>>25559809
Cool!

Man, I just looked up the soccer guys FB. He is pretty much the ultimate Chad. I found a pic without his face, thinking about posting it.

>>25559755
shortfags on here complain more than niggers

>>25559846
lol she's trying to laugh it off by reversing roles in the scenario, but in the end she is still a worthless nigger single mother of a niglet(s)

>>25559873
Her name is just Caitlyn Jenner, though.

>>25559882
What kind of dreadful being are you if you're capable of turning ultimate Chads into orbiters?

i am proud of beiag a man with a ideology based on machismo, and saying it loud to make roasties angry.
man, it's so fun how i make them look in obvious things and show them how the males still control the world, the get so angry.
we men, still run the world.
don't let the feminism, somthing that it's just a trend for millenials, grow to be a serious and dangerous movement to our male interest

>>25560131
>r9k baby
>"man"
This is my favorite meme.

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>>25559267
Do you want mass shootings?
Beacuse that's how you get mass shootings

>>25559809
you would. I mean you are a fucking stupid idiot attention-whoring nigger. Or should i say tripfag?

Ah, what's the difference?

>>25560188
>the difference
Nigger refers to ethnicity, while tripfag refers to using a name on an imageboard. That's quite a big difference seeing as they aren't even referring to the same element.

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>>25560158
>>25560088
>>25559809
holy shit

tripfag i don't think you understand how unwanted you are by /r9k/

just

L E A V E
E
A
V
E

and then slit your wrists, and hang yourself while simultaneously pulling the trigger on a shotgun with its barrel in your mouth

>tell her i like her while im planning on shooting up school and kill her first by shooting in her knees and shooting between her eyes 20 minutes later

#EndHerTime2016

>>25559291
>Went on a date with someone else
>Didn't cheat

0 loyalty there

>>25559527
DUDE I HAVE A VAGINA LMAO
SOMETIMES I DO GROSS THINGS LIKE MEN DO

ALSO AREN'T MEN THE WORST? LMAO!

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>>25560088
>>25559882 (You) #
>What kind of dreadful being are you if you're capable of turning ultimate Chads into orbiters?

To be honest, it was kind of accidental. For three years, he lived a few houses down from me and went to the same high school. His brother would give us both rides to and from school sometimes. He always hung out with all the super jock assholes that I couldn't stand but made passes at me. He would come to the art room like a lost puppy and would ask me all kinds of things when his buddies weren't around, mostly music recommendations (he liked system of a down and other "edges" music).

I assumed he was just trying to mess with me and didn't give him the time of day, mostly. I humored him sometimes. This went on until senior year, when he pulled me aside and asked me to prom. I was super skeptical and told him I was gonna be out of town. I ended up going alone because my family wanted me to, and I got a glimpse of him. He left without saying anything after he saw me. I heard the next Monday that he ended up going to a house party, getting wasted, and sleeping with just about every girl he could, lol. He didn't come around any more afterwards.

I didn't think much of it then, but his brother asked me why I was so mean to him a year later when I went back to visit my home town. I realize maybe I was a bit too cruel. I fantasize but I'm actually not that mean in real life.

Just looked him up, he is still the most Chad.

>>25560088
>he doesnt know about fujoshibot

She is the "purest" femanon on /r9k. Really redpilled on men. Only 2D men for her. She was used as a practice gf by a "robot."

>>25560334

>i made the biggest mistake of my life by rejecting chad
>im thinking about this day and night, i just simply ruined my life with this stupid decision
>what do i do now
>better go on /r9k/ and post a blog post about that guy telling everyone that it was HIM who got fucked up when i rejected him
>this sure will make me feel better about myself

>>25560334
>I'm actually not that mean irl
It doesn't work like that. You cannot just act like it wasn't a big deal though you can become a better person. Have you done shit like this recently? That's what's really important.

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>>25559435
>Some of them are very funny.

>>25560180

Idiot. Guns cause mass shootings.

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>>25559435
>Most women
I highly doubt so. Most girls I know aren't really that funny. What's wrong with you cucklord?

>>25559267
>Tell him you're not looking for anything serious, and then get in a relationship the next week with someone else.

REEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU LAUREN YOU GODDAMN CUNT, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED FUCKING WITH ME FOR 3 MONTHS AND THEN HOOKING UP WITH THAT TINY DICKED ASIAN FAGGOT.

>>25560334
I understand the need for skepticsm. It's very possible they saw you as some kind of game if you turn down every advance. If one of them would manage to get into your pants, they'd brag about it in their friend circles. Same thing happened to a reclusive shy girl in my high school. She ended up being ridiculed for making the mistake of putting some trust into someone.

Considering he seems to be doing just fine, at least there's no chance you really scarred him or anything.

>I fantasize but I'm actually not that mean in real life.
We all have a bit of edgelord inside of us.

>>25560367
Never heard of her, no. That's sad though.

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>>25559423

"I did kind of feel bad for some soccer player that had it bad for me I guess"

> made a half assed pass at a pump n' dump

> had it bad for me

Wow, I think this is the first legit IRL Tomoko I've seen posting here!!

>>25559267
#PunchHerUntilYou'reBothCrying2016

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>>25560180
by far the worst attempt may-may I've read in weeks

fuck off back to reddit

>>25559423
And now you're posting on r9k

>>25559435
>some are very funny
>women
>funny

Yeah that's why the comedy industry is just flooded with female comedians, right? Women are just hilarious!

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>>25560409
I reject men all the time, but I don't think I've done anything like that recently.

>>25560479
I dunno, his brother (who was actually a robot, more or less) told me his brother had it bad and that's why he didn't date anyone until after that night. His brother said that he would ask him for advice about me frequently.

>>25560391
top kek

The affection of any me, Chad or otherwise, is worthless to me.

>>25560526
Yep. I work from home so I'm a night owl.

>>25560569

>The affection of any me, Chad or otherwise, is worthless to me.

keep telling that to yourself if that makes you sleep at night, broken roastie.

>>25560587
Do you ever post without namefagging? Haven't seen you around in a while

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>>25560594
Broken roastie? That's new.

Surely if I were interested in 3DPD men, I would pursue them or accept their advances? Men throw selves at any young, healthy weight woman with symmetrical features anyway.

>>25560620

>implying you havent passed your prime when you left highschool
>implying you attract anything but fat beta slobs and miserable shit-faced white collar cucks
>implying anything even near that chad quality will ever hit on you again

top kek roastie you BTFO yourself really bad

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>>25560619
I've actually been recovering from a preventative surgery. Pain mess are amusing. I have also been traveling where I have no wifi. It's been a weird few months. Also I might have to move because there's a huge gas leak in the county and I think my lungs are being affected. Welp. /blog post

>>25560569

>Im so edgy xD raWr

Kill yourself

HOLY FUCK ARE YOU GUYS THIS FUCKING DUMB STOP REPLYING TO THE TROLL WHAT THE FUCK R9K ARE YOU GUYS THIS FUCKING THIRSTY WHY

>>25560653
Calm down, shitlips.

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>>25560653
Men are super thirsty, all the time. It's fun making men realize that they're the illogical, emotional ones. They literally pay for sex because their dicks need it that badly.

>>25560653

>BTFO of roastie
>STOP BEING THIRSTY

are you dumb? she would never recover from the pain now that shes aware of how deep in shit she is by making chad go away when she was in her time. this will never leave her mind. shes simply fucked for life and now shes aware of it. tick tock.

>>25560653
Board has been going to shit for ages. Dogshit like this will always get more attention than real posts and there's not a whole lot you can really do about that.
Just sage and move on.

>>25560687
May I remind you?

>7. Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

Thanks.

>>25560687
I know anon I'm just tired that we just can't stop giving needless attention to femanons

>>25560699
I didn't say I saged, I told that guy to sage shitposts.

>tripfag
>rulefag
>le technicality
>wrong
>>>/reddit/

>>25560680
Man, you really don't get it. My vagina simply doesn't get aroused by 3D men. Even celebrities or male models or whatever. I live in the land of beautiful people and nothing happens for them.

I'm not like men, who can't function without someone else's wet genitals, lol.

>>25560675

Post shota or don't post at all, you annoying edgelord roastie.

>>25560646
This elective surgery must be important to you to want to deal with your surgery issues. How was your holidays?

>>25560724
I don't think you know what a shitpost is.
http://www.4chan.org/faq#shitposting
Welcome to 4chan, by the way. Enjoy your stay, but you may want to consider that saging is not an equivalent to downvoting.
http://www.4chan.org/faq#sage

>>25560741
So you're saying you know you can't get laid so you have to make excuses to feel good about it?

>>25560741

>that level of self-denial

this is normal on /r9k/. youre just another broken roastie.

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>>25560752
I am not into shota, really. Or trap looking boys.

>>25560760
My holidays were great, thank you for asking. I was able to spend a couple weeks traveling.

>>25560771
Wow, trying way too hard to prove you're an "oldfag".

>knowingly contributing low quality
I guess OP might be as much of a redditor as you, meaning it isn't "knowingly".

>>25560844
You don't have to be an oldfag in order to read the FAQ page, silly Redditor.

Besides, oldfag is nothing more than a term to make spastic roaches like yourself infight in an attempt to prove "who's oldfag", so those who actually use this website as intended can avoid people like you, but thanks for outing yourself for the scum you truly are.

Look what you did though. Now the secret is out now.

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>>25560899
Whatever shitstain. I hope your autism goes well and you get lots of upboats.

>>25559267
More like #PushHerDownaFlightofStairsandLaugh2016 :)

>>25560938
are you mangry?

>>25560180
I liked it, anon.

>>25560953
I ain't because that shit's never happened to me (only because i will never be with a woman lol) I'm simply pointing out an inevitable outcome from these hashtags.

The difference between making fun of women and men for being emotional is a woman will at worst startle you a little. Hurting a man's feelings can wind you up in the hospital or worse.

The whole recent trend of taking the piss out of dudes for having feels is going to end up having ugly ugly repercussions.

>>25560587

guys, reminder this girl got rejected by some black dude when she was ready to let him plow her.

You autists seriously can't see that this is a joke?

I hate people as much as the next robot, but really?

>>25561425
not a joke. reality

>>25561382
Reminder that anyone can take on my name and lie.

>>25561505
Yeah I actually just read the comments for all these tweets and I realized these bitches are serious. My bad.

>>25560899
Not sure if effective trolling or total faggot

why are black people allowed to use the internet

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There was also this shit going on not too long ago. You have to walk on eggshells around women, but being openly sexist towards men is A-OK.

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>>25559846
Holy shit, haha.

>>25560838
HEY MOM, im trolling on le 4chan with gay pictures im soo cool XDDD