>you'll never have a Night Elf lover Why even live?

>tfw you will never live in a treehouse in a magical forest full of elves and faeries and talking animals and magical plants that can do anything

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>>25556189
teldrassil is hands down the comfiest starting zone
dat music

>>25556278

Silvermoon is comfy as fuck too.

Its a fantasy game, who the fuck plays a human?

>>25556189
I don't know why you should but i will because humans are unironically my favorite race in every sci fi/fantasy universe.

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>>25556304

>liking humans

Normalshit

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>>25556300
Silvermoon is pretty comfy, but I wouldn't call the next zone (what is it, ghostlands? been a long time since I played) comfy. And then you went to the barrens and shit and it just sucked. Nelfs got to go to darkshore and ashenvale and that was super comfy

>tfw will never be a night elf mohawk
>tfw will always be a pitiful fool
why even live?

>>25556415

SHUT UP FOO

As I was sayin!

>>25556278
>tfw if you started in teldrassil irl you would probably never leave

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>>25556347
GAS THE ELVES/XENOS/CANADIANS
RACE WAR NOW

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>>25556189
Just ERP with them in Goldshire on Moon Guard.

I used to scoff at ERPrs, but after I tried a few times and had an amazing partner who happened to be a real life chick (went in assuming she was probably a guy at first like most are), I don't even watch porn anymore. I can only get off ERPing with her every weekend. Been doing so for a few months now. It's almost like looking forward to real sex.

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>>25556469
I don't know the first thing about ERP though. Or real sex, for that matter, so I'd probably fuck up just as badly trying to describe it as trying to do it

>>25556415
I remember that event

>>25556583
>I don't know the first thing about ERP though. Or real sex, for that matter, so I'd probably fuck up just as badly trying to describe it as trying to do it

I just type out the things I'd love to do to her, idk. I guess I get some inspiration from what I've watched in porn. And we both ERP in a classy way, not like a 16 year old would with *i stick my dick in ur ass*

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>>25556690
>ERP in a classy way,

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>>25556690
yeah thats the thing, I'm too much of an autist to know the proper sequence of events that need to happen, and how to not sound like the autist I am when talking about them

also I think this is the last pic I have that's sexy but not lewd

>>25556748
ERP as a submissive bitch and ask people to lead. Maybe then you'll start to see a pattern after a few attempts and hopefully emulate it as the dominant role next time.

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I lied, I found my other folder

>>25556793
I mean, what I'd really like to do is just sit in stealth around back and listen in
I gather this is usually done in whispers and not out loud though

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okay, *now* I'm out of stuff that isn't lewd

>>25556871
Yeah it's all done in whispers, and everyone that ERPs has the addon MyRolePlay which displays personal profiles they can customize that people can display what sexual things they're into, some character background, if they're currently looking for sex, what their character is (many have female characters that they label as futas)

NElf fetish best fetish

15-20 was almost all NE hentai. so hot.

on the topic of WoW humans

playing male human = shit tier
playing fem human = win tier

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>>25557970
it's the ears. holy shit do I love dem long ears

>>25556304
ME TOO M8
human master race

night elves still have the worst faces.

troll females are where its at.

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>>25558039
>unironically playing human in something designed to give you a sense of escapism

normans

Actually, back when I was 15 I cyber'd with someone played vanilla warcraft. Was pretty hot; she was like 16 IRL and skyped me at a later date.

All in all, a good experience. Wish I couldve translated that luck to my actual social life..

>>25558087
humans are still better than fantasy creatures. I'd rather escape as a human than some non-human.

I'm sorry but Draenei do it for me, you can keep your Night Cucks.

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>>25558129
I gotta say, this strikes me as a classic "why don't we do both?" situation

>>25558156
I'm down, do you want to add a dragon to the mix as well?

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>>25558108
I understand, man. I'm often the same. I prefer playing a human male like myself because I britty much like me, I just want to escape my world.

>>25558016
What do fantasy robots think of ear pointing?

>>25558259
>What do fantasy robots think of ear pointing?
not that guy but the women who do that are absolutely fucking insane, beware.

>>25558288
Oh I doubt I would romance the IRL elf maidens. But it sounds like you have an experience to share?

>>25558016
and smooth, purple skin
muh dick

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>>25558245
....maybe

>>25558259
>>25558288
I am that guy. I played a human male warrior as my main from when I started in 2007 to when I quit after pandaland came out. and then some time in WoD. I mean yeah, sure, it's not getting the fantasy flavor of things, but he's easy to self-insert as, and I didn't know any better back then when I made him. and by the time I did I liked him, I'd been everywhere on that character. All my achievements, even before there were achievements. all my boss kills. all my exploration.

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>>25558368
oh, and as to girls who do that stuff IRL, it's hot but I have every reason to believe that >>25558288 is correct. I can't say I've any firsthand experience though

>>25558354
just like this guy >>25558409 , I haven't had a firsthand experience but I've known 2 girls who did this, one was a camwhore who would cry on cam and was emotionally abusive while playing the weak and innocent victim who would take every little thing as an insult, the other was diagnosed with BPD and had a ton of other body mods so you can imagine how much fun she was to be around.

I was born with mildly pointed ears, shit sucks.

They really draw attention away from my decent looking face so I'm forever damned to keeping medium/long hair.

>>25558368
>he's easy to self-insert as
Exactly. I wouldn't enjoy dominating elf butt nearly as much if playing gnome.

>>25558491
How mild is 'mild?' Are you a boibot?

>always self-insert as a human character
>always want to be fucked by the sexy monsters

>>25556469
This anon here

Just finished another amazing ERP session. Fapped during the entire thing and managed to cum at the same time I did in the ERP

It's honestly the closest best thing to actual sex, because the person I do it with wants it as badly as I do and we both get off at each others ERP

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>>25559927
>cyber sexing with another person

I'm such a pathetic beta I can't even manage that. I feel exactly as >>25556583

>>25556300
Human racial ability is the most powerful of all the races for PvP.

>>25560412
It's just a trinket copy

>>25560635
on the backside it says.
Made in China.

>>25560635
it lets you use another trinket than normally possible, which is really strong when effects are stacked.

>>25560635
Freeing you up to use another trinket. If you know how to stack procs and CDs you can murder people.

Also you're ungankable in the open world.

>>25560412
I never understood why would you go for a racial.
Every horde should be a troll.

I like my elves and my dwarves.
Why would you ever play as a plain human in a fantasy world?

>>25556189
draenei > elves 2bhonest

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>>25556189
Thank you for reminding me OP.
>tfw feel like resubbing even though I know the game is horseshit

>>25561837

BECAUSE

HUMANITY

FUCK YEAH

Filthy alliance dogs.


Who /orc/ here?
LOK'TAR OGAR

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>>25561910
Sure thing, ally, whatever.
Prepare the chemicals, we will run over the eastern kingdoms for out queen.
And the blood elves will help us.

>>25561910
tauren master race