how would you feel if a girl offered to be your practice girlfriend?

>that big ass room
hell ya she looks rich as fuck i'd make her buy me everything

>>25554795
>tfw you recognized that formula as sodium chlorate without looking it up
Am I autistic?

This would obviously never happen, so why ask?
Even ugly girls have orbiters who would date them genuinely. Even plain looking girls also have the option of getting Chad for a night via drunk hookups or tinder. They may not be good enough to get Chad as a bf, but most girls would rather share an alpha than settle for a beta.

So with all those options, why would any girl stoop so low as to ask to be a practice gf for some loser robot autist?

Just post more pretty princess pics. Love them.

>>25554914
No. You have a passing knowledge of 8th grade level chemistry.

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>>25554795
That image actually hurt my brain, I fucking hate you, but that's a damn good job; It was a steady pulse of 3 that tickled for a little but then it fluttered down to my eyes and worked back up into a hard wave.

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>>25554795
i would probably fall in love after sleeping on the idea. romantic fantasies have ruined me so far, no reason for that to change now.

>>25554795
>eating any pizza other than Little Caesar's
fucking dropped

>>25554952
well what if I also knew what the japanese said, "baka gaijin" does that make me autistic?

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>>25555024

Why go to Little Ceasar's to spend 6 dollars on a whole pizza when you go go to Sbarro and spend 6 dollars on a single slice?

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>>25554795

fixed that for you

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>>25555603

so ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! very rude!

HEY LOOKS GUYS i THINK IT IS: BAIT!!! =(

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>Diamond Dogs
Recognizing shitpost this old probably means I could he doing something with my life.

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sorry here is update

>>25554795
>The troll doll on the sofa

wew lad

>>25554795

I dont get this meme

what is with the signs with life advice on them and the metaphysical themes of other dimentions?

>>25556382

>manual colouring

wow, must have taken a time

>>25554795
>Kokoro on her desk

Nice touch.

>>25554795
fuck no, I hate women

>>25554795
I'd have to decline since I have a real girlfriend.

Fuck no, I'd have to listen to her bullsiht all day long.

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>>25556490

it is forever a mystery.jpg

>>25556293

not those Diamond Dogs

>>25554795
never,women are just disgusting little whores

>>25554795
Ecstatic and confused, how'd she unlock the door to the basement?

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>new pp oc

>>25554795
Either bad for her because she values herself so little, or leery because it sounds like an excuse for her not to put any effort into the relationship.

>>25554795
testing one out atm.