Chad General

>walk into store
>order chicken tendies
>go home
>cashier number flies out of bag

am i chad? i didnt even talk to her

Really?
Nobody?

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Once I graduated I never ran into Chad

I know a "Chad". He is buff, sporting a cool style, does drugs and always poses with pictures of girls he bangs. But he also is just a lazy agent at my call center, never shows up and will probably be fired soon.

You hear that, buddy? Even with all those "Chad-features" you will never be truly Alpha. Fuck you, Pascal, fuck you!

>>25550786
I'm one now. The sheer freedom is great.

The typical girl for a ons is pretty hot, though despite the best efforts of muh sexual liberation the majority of the really hot ones are in relationships. Finding out a girl was cheating to sleep with you is both really hot but feels just wrong. It still feels a bit shit when you are rejected by someone but you can't be everyone's type I guess.

You do have more options for gf material but aside from the unbearable retards (which can sometimes be negotiated into fwb) the courting still requires a time an effort investment.

STDs can become a problem but ah well.

I try and help my bros who haven't ascended yet but there's only so much I can do when you insist on having faggy hair and clothes, won't exercise for a mere hour a day and can't talk to strangers without looking like you're going to cry.

>>25550786
No other chads here? Damn...

>>25552946
Shut the fuck up, you don't know shit about "ascending"
You were at the right place, at the right time and you had the right skills, it was luck and that's it you're not special, you're not enlightened.
You can't help anyone because you had no control over that, so go eat shit
I try and help my bros who haven't ascended yet but there's only so much I can do when you insist on having faggy hair and clothes, won't exercise for a mere hour a day and can't talk to strangers without looking like you're going to cry.
Helping people is hard, who knew it takes some effort to help others? Obviously not you, you lucky smear of shit

>>25550786
A non-meme thread finally and this happens.

Chad invader reporting in, triggering /r9k/.

>>25553209
Ah, my frustrated fat autistic kisless virgin, you can choose the path of despair or you can ascend as I have.

When I see people posting pictures going "muh so ugly alone forever" they could literally take a shower, spend 15 on a haircut, buy some new clothes, lift, and fucking learn to talk to normal people. But no, they'd rather come to this echochamber of sexual frustration and self pity.

>>25553349
Being Chad is the good life, no?

>>25553438
It's not nearly as good as you imagine it but yes, definitely.

>>25553349
If you only feed vague information you're only helping yourself and your ego, my point still stands.
You don't want to help people, you don't feel for these people, you only want to feel better about yourself, if you wanted to help you will actually make an effort, but you won't because you don't know shit about improvement

>>25553490
I make an effort with my bros, but there's only so much that I can do when I'm dealing with a robot with a tumblrina complex, so I don't do much here outside of chad threads or outside of the holidays (student).

>>25551011
She probably just mixed up Chad's order with yours.

>>25553542
Nah you a lazy ass nigga or a shitposter, you don't give two shits about your "bros"

I know a chad, or at least he could be. Hes one of my bros in class, hes 6'1 and has a god tier jaw with nice cheekbones. Dresses like a hippy because he can and girls stare at him and say dumb shit around him. Hes really cool and nice but hes going nowhere in life because he constantly skips classes to get high with his many many friends. He also doesnt get girls unless hes drunk because he gets anxious with qts even though he could say anything to them and they would oblige.

Anyways, hes proof that being pretty means nothing unless you know how to seize opportunities and get a hold of yourself.

>>25553811
This so much. It's a surprising amount of effort to make the most of being Chad.

>>25553633
Kek go wank over your high school crush