>Anon, my financial situation is a mess, I'm massively

You do realise I'm a NEET who lives in my moms basement right?

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Pay in sex and clean house or , no

>>25548024
She is one of the most convincing traps posted here

>>25548024
have you tried prostitution?

>>25548024
Of course.

You just gotta make breakfast a couple times a week-- And we can go to the beach together.

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> mfw mummy has to provide for 2 persons

Are you okay with anal?

>>25548024
sure I wouldn't mind having a maid.

>>25548024

What is this chicks name?

sorry mate , dont live in merica.

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>Just so you know, I'd appreciate some sex in return

>>25548024
lol you can laugh at me but my heart started to beat faster when I looked in her eyes, Jesus she is so beautiful, good thing I dont know her irl because I would fall in love 100% and then get friendzoned (100% as well). ehhhh

>>25548482

Why are you like that?

>>25548511
I dont know, its not about these big tits she has but her face, just look at her, she has angel face, these great eyes, wonderful hair, and stuff, Jesus.

>>25548511
and yes Im a weirdo, but arent we all here?

>>25548604

Yes, every man can see she is fucking beautiful, but why are you in particular being a freak about it?

Like, we get it, you're straight, she's hot. But why the fuck would you fall in love with a literal picture? Like, what events in your life lead to you being this much of a loser?

>>25548678
Well no, I think its because I rarely find anyone attractive, Im 21 years old and found only 3 or 4 girls in my entire life pretty, and one of them was my crush. So when I see someone I find really pretty I go insane.

let her in

she won't be allowed to give parties, invite friends over, hang with her friends around the apartment, not take any flings over, and cook meals every day

she'll be gone again within a week

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>>25548073
Fucking this. Not even joking.

>>25548024
>If you wanna fug her:
I am not sure that would be appropriate since I am interested in you but never managed to tell you.

You literally cannot go wrong with that.

>if you just wanna pump
Sure but I'll want ass, been too tense lately
>if you don't give a shit
Good luck with that.