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>be me, 10th grade
>English teacher asks the class to buy an overpriced retarded book
>just steal it from a table while everyone is out lunch and put it in my bag
>in English class after lunch, find out the book is my crushes
>she asks around if they've seen her book
>couple hours later, she shows up in front of my desk with her bf
>"Hey anon, you know my book is lost, mind if I take a look in your backpack? Maybe someone thought it was yours and put it there. I'm gonna check everyones backpacks."
>ohshit.jpg
>"n-no Stacey, I-I havent even bought the book yet, I'm p-pretty sure it's not in here."
>she just says that she'll take a quick look, and dips her hand straight into the pocket the book is in
>by this point I'm ready to tactically shit myself to draw her attention away from the backpack
>she keeps looking but doesn't see the fucking book
>gives up, blurts a "sorry anon" and leaves
What are your almost caught by normies stories?
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Fucking thief scum
Fucking robots can all unite against criminal scum
Fuck you, have some principles
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>>25546859
Did you masturbate on some of the pages and slip it back to her
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>>25546916
Her boyfriend shared her nudes a couple months later, I was gonna do it but didn't have the balls
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>>25546859
did the roastie check everyone's backpacks after that? this is important to know
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>>25547085
Oh fuck, I forgot to mention in the post, no she fucking didn't.
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