Funniest thing /r9k/ ever saw/read?

>http://www.online-literature.com/twain/roughing-it/62/

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I keep thinking back to this and laughing.

my "vote" for funniest thing I've ever read on 4chan was the "Hundred acres of wood" story.

Same with the cheerios story about the dude that would jizz in his gf's cheerios and it became a regular thing. Sadly, I don't have the screencaps.

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robot can suck a bag of words

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I like this a lot, I'm not original

>son and dad on boat lost at sea assfucking story
>that sperg using nigga talk on that facebook post of someone's baby

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Bosnia Stronk

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leave myu text

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robotu let me be

>No cat pictures because let's face it, cats are above all entertainment.

back to reddit please

>>25543230
That's not funny, just sad/disgusting.

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Laughed for like 5 minutes straight

>moves into house as caretaker

>freezes shit dagger

>ruins house with shit daggers

>frames squatting meth heads to get away with neet-den filth

>impregantes landlady by squirtling in her

>kills next door dog with shit dagger

>moves in with impregnates nerd gurl xD

>eventually brings piss jugs back to original home