>it becomes national news that you're nervous with girls

How did that guy ever become a corporate executive?

>>25535858

All it does is reinforce that women want 6'0"+ alpha Chads.

>my man CAN'T be nervous and MUST be confident at all times because im a strong independent womyn!

Same shit, different web article. We fucking get it.

>>25535858
Claim that she was looser than you would have liked when you fucked on the first date.

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>>25535858
He's extremely short. Even shorter than Zuckerberg (who is very short like 5'8 or 5'9) and other Jewish-ish types.
Note that Martin Shekel is not a Jew but he looks like one.

>>25535936
yikes, he looks like a bobble head with a paunch

>>25535936

He put 5'10" on his OKCupid profile though.

He wouldn't lie about his height on online dating...would he?

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>>25535967
If he's 5'10, I'm the pope.
He looks shorter than my 8-year-old sister.

>>25535967
shots of his okc profile?

>>25536065
How hot is your little sister?

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>>25536110

Tiny ass image but you can see that he did put 5'10"

>>25536136
This makes me so angry. I as a legitimate 5'10 manlet guy (measured by physician) should lie now that I'm 6'0 online? Or maybe even 6'1. Girls usually have no visuospatial skills anyway, at least the feminine ones don't.

>>25536167

They wouldn't be able to fucking tell I'm 5'8" and have gotten the 'nah you're taller' comment from girls before thanks to practicing good posture.

Women can't into measurements.

>>25536167
what makes me legitimately angry is that women don't even want an intelligent, multi-millionaire CEO just because he's short

>>25536167
>Girls usually have no visuospatial skills anyway, at least the feminine ones don't.

fucking lol

>>25535967

Probably 5'8" or 9" then

>>25536184
i don't think he will have to worry in that department in the end. there is always some sexy moneyhungry girl somewhere who will pretend to truly love him for who he is and say in the media he's misunderstood. but we also have to consider the fact that females care a lot about public perception. And he's reputation is very bad atm. but as time passes, he will find a girl I'm pretty sure.

>>25535858
>be 6ft5
>national TV declares this the new short
>manlets everywhere killing themselves in despair
It's just like my /fit/ maymays, senpai

don't know but i'm glad it happened to this bourgeois cannibal

>>25536223
>and his reputation*

>>25536167
5'10 is average senpai, no one but shallow hos care unless you're a legit manlet (under 5'7). even then..

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>>25536284
it's not the average in a purely germanic country or in south sudan. it's all relative.

when you ask a girl what she wants in a guy she will always mention 'tall' first.

>>25536136
>cats
>ideal companions
speaks for itself
catfags BTFO hahahahahahha

>>25536348
Kill yourself tripfag (unique post)

>Martin was a lot smaller than I thought he would be, and seemed really nervous. Outside the restaurant, we exchanged an uncomfortable greeting that was somewhere between an overzealous handshake and a halfhearted hug and headed inside.

>We ordered a drink and Martin told me that he was a lightweight, something I'd never heard a man admit on a date (or ever).

>>25536687

I thought women valued honesty?

>>25536813
Yeah they value honest alphaness.

>>25536687
Is being a lightweight that bad? I get drunk off of two beers

>>25536924
Yeah, it's associated with weakness and femininity.

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He seems like a cool guy.

Shame he had to encounter this hateful woman.

the truth

oc niggers

>>25536962
oh thats good then I'm a chick anyways lol

>>25536813
This is a grill that went on a date with someone famous and then went to write an article about it to get some attention.
She's obviously a retarded whore.
Personally, I'd really like it if a guy admitted to being a lightweight if he was.

>>25536924
Nah its great, you guys save so much money

>>25536136
He looks trying hard after all, maybe he is a robot like us in the end...

>>25537461
wouldn't surprise me if he frequented fourchannel

Guess his accounts aren't the only thing that came up short

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>>25536136
Holy shit
I could swear he could be on /r9k/ right now.
His profile looks almost exactly like what mine would look like.
Minus the success and confidence parts, of course.

>>25537942
What kind of avant-garde music do you listen to, Martin-minus-the-money?

>>25536136
>avant garde music
my fucking nigger

he better not mean death grips / anco/ etc though

I've seen his stream, there's no way he's nervous with girls

>>25535882
By being a sociopath

He's currently one of my favorite people

>>25538731
You clearly a kid, he did what all business men do...

It's like when you cross the speed limit on a neighborhood you... Police won't bother you stop you... but if you are going around with music at a high volume and while you are creaming and enjoying yourself, they will stop you even if you crossed it with 1 km...