Do you prefers your girls to be DFC or tittymonsters?
ass queens tbqh
I prefer smaller to medium breasts, especially if I was going to date a girl.
However, sometimes when I fap I like to fap to the trashiest big tit bimbos I can find.
>>25532883
Tittymonsters, Minx is on the lower end of the scale of what I prefer.Not that I wouldn't accept DFC since I'm not getting any as it is
What's DFC? Deep Fried Chicken?
>>25532883
Both, one titty of each. Best of both worlds.
>>25532883
average chestlet for comparison
>>25532925
someone needs to answer this
Small boobs are best boobs.
>tfw people think you're a pedo for liking small chests
>>25532925
>>25532956
my little anons cant be this new
I like either but not inbetween, to be honest.
judging by looks. I've never felt what they feel like so I wouldnt know what I prefer.
>>25532934
A girlfriend of mine actually had this. One side wasn't totally flat, but her left boob was about a C, and the right was about an A.
It actually was pretty awesome. The little one was sensitive and easy to stimulate and the big one was less so but more fun to play with. It was like two modes of play. Sometimes I'd experiment by doing different things to each side, or she'd love when I'd tease her by making her choose with boob was getting attention that night.
>>25533051
You're blessed anon.
>>25532949
desu senpai yes
>>25533094
Was blessed. I broke up with her and sometimes I'm still not sure it was the right move.
Currently going out with a DFC, but she seems really prudish so I'm wondering if I'll ever get a chance to go to town on those things. I don't even really mean it in the sense that I want her to give me her body, I just got such a damn thrill when I put my old girlfriend into ecstasy with nipple play. Sometimes I feel like a kid with one of these things, except it squeals in delight and has a great time instead of making car noises.
>>25533095
>tfw have fetish for A-cup angst
>tfw have fetish for D-cup distress
I want to see these girls sympathize with each other's embarrassmentsAnd then the little girl asks the big one to nurse her to try and fatten her breasts.
>tfw no shy, innocent gf with huge tits who is embarassed about it
>>25533323
Brother.
I just want a bashful cow to love.
>>25533305
Tanya Song?
>>25533386
No idea. I just save pictures of hot girls when I see em. Could be?
>>25532883
I enjoy her breasts in the same way some people enjoy the prop comedy of Carrot Top.
Who's your favorite big titty seductress?
>>25533462
I'm fond of Hayley Atwell and Siri.
>>25532883
>You'll never get to titty fuck her while she looks up at you and smiles when your load splashes off her chin
>>25533505
>>25533462
Oh, and September Carrino
>>25532883
Natural first and foremost. Absolutely no silicone whatsoever. I prefer what they naturally have to fake shit. That being said, tittymonsters are the best.
Cowtits represent!
>>25533095
Holy shit breh
Got any more?
>>25532925
down for cock?
>>25532883
Big tits are amazing. I'm honestly not so much interested in women as I am in big tits - if she's not at least an E-cup I'm not really bothered about her.
I once paid an escort with H-cup tits to just smother me with her tits for an hour - that was heaven.
>>25532925
Delicious flat chest.
The term was popularized referring to 2D Chest in Legend of Zelda games. Every time you see a girl with delicious flat chest you should raise your arms into the air and go "DUR DUR DUR!" in the LoZ manner. It's only right.
>>25537732
>that was heaven
>cucckold detected
fucking faggot
Big is best
>>25537774
>cucckold detected
That doesn't even make sense, anon.
Flat is where its at.
I don't care, as long asshe loves me.
I would like a girl with big, milk-laden tits to breastfeed me.
>>25538243
Flat chest is only sexy with a feminine dick.
>>25538279
That child mentality. The average big titty lover everyone.
Anyone with taste knows cow tits distract from the Shoulder/waist/hip ratio which is the true definition of beauty and fertility.
Big titty loving children, when will you grow up?
Really big is my only requirement. Freakishly big is always better. Bigger is always better. Everything else is negotiable
>>25538345
>That child mentality. The average big titty lover everyone.
Oh, for a partner I'd much prefer a woman with small breasts.
I just want to be breastfed by a titty monster.
>>25532984
>tfw people think you're a pedo for liking small chests
Pro-tip: you are a pedo.
>>25532883
I love flat chests and big thighs.
Big tits get gross when you age.
Importance from most to least in my opinion:
Face
Personality
Race
Thighs
Ass
Hair
Skin
Tits
Looks without make-up
etc
>>25538350
that's fucking disgusting m8
this is how a woman is supposed to look
>>25538350
Have any more of that?
>>25532883
DFC
comment of originality
the bigger the better but she cant be fat
they're fake and all but i sometimes wonder how it would look like for a tiny asian girl to have tits that big
Who is that? I saw a thread where OP conplained about her being rich.
>>25538074
But anon, if I don't randomly spam memes then people will know I'm from reddit.
>>25532883
This happened just this past Monday night
>All my sisters are like my mom - about 5' tall, blonde, brown eyes, *maybe* an A-cup
>My wife is 5' 9", brunette, blue eyes, DD cup
>Go to dinner with my wife, my younger sister, and my sister's husband
>After dinner we are kidding around and my brother-in-law and are talking about how competitive women are
>I say "yeah, you even compete over things like largest bra"
>My wife says "Men! Women aren't jealous of each others breasts!"
>My sister, obviously actually upset, sputters, "What?! Only someohne who had big breasts is middle school could even THINK that! Do you have any idea how hard it is to be flat chested? No, you don't!"
>I can't help myself, I say, "Are you saying my wife has Busty Privilege?"
>>25532883
I worship titty monsters.
I am a willing slave to titties.
>>25532883
I have an appreciation for both, but the DFC needs to have wide hips and nice thighs to compensate. If she is just flat and has no ass all around, then into the garbage she goes.
>>25532918
Where you find that booty senpai
Do people forget that Minx retired at 21 because she made millions posting videos showing significant cleavage?
>>25539381
she was kidnapped by a fan and hooked up to a
milking machine in his basement
>>25539126
Famous tranny
>>25532984
Back to your loli threads, pedo
I find DFC to be cute, while tittymonsters are comforting and sort of motherly. I don't have much of a preference though, so maybe i'm an ass man. More of an asshole man though desu kyohai.
>>25539381
>millions
Lol, that's a myth anon.
>>25538476
They're not supposed to look like little boys either, anon-kun.
>>25533095
Gonna need a sauce or name of these semen demons.
>>25533577
Carrino is based because her nipple size compliments her large breasts.
So suckable. I wanna suck on a big nipple right now.
>>25532918
>posting a nigress
Disgusting.
>>25539348
>wife
Get off our board, normie. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>25532883
DFC all the way! I'd love to lick a lady's flat chest & play with her nipples.
>>25536149
>>25539957
Sauce is Tessa Fowler and Leanne Crow
>>25540110
>Nigress
She's actually arab you dipshit.
>>25540264
>that nose
All of muh dick
>>25541758
JASMINE
JAYDASHIAN
When will flatchests ever learn?
>>25541916
never ever will they
>>25541916
can they even be considered women in comparison?
>>25542034
no they cannot
>>25542118
>you will never be a stacked girl with jealous "friends" who are forced to smile as you outshine them
>>25542034
Now that's just cruel
We /breastenvy/ now?
>>25542674
>no i dont want to go to the beach with anon
>why?
>uh well...
learn they will not
>>25542877
What are they supposed to learn? To kill themselves?
>>25542877
those have to be fake
>>25542784
>tfw you will never be a womanlet with huge tits
tittymonsters should be the only women allowed to have children. and they have to be daughters, no boys allowed at all, terminate it as soon as you know it's XY
>>25542960
I does sound like it'd be fun tbqh
>>25543000
I dont know much about science, can a son of a busty woman pass her genes to his daughter?
>>25538350
We need a name gaddammit.
>>25543176
looks like Dors Feline
and she committed the Unforgivable Sin
>>25532883
The bigger the betterTHIS COMMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORIGINAL COMMENTS INC.
fuck this 2mb limit
fix it mook
>>25543288
oh come on they werent THAT big...jesus
>tittymonster vs dfc
I can't choose they're both so great.
>>25543621
all breasts are equal but some are more equal than others
>you will never live in a breastocracy where women are legally obligated to obey women whose breasts are bigger than theirs
DFC, but I'm a sad panda junkie so maybe my opinion is biased.
>>25543621
>>25543671
>dfc
>good for anything
nah brah
>>25543661
>Everyone becomes super obese to have giant flaps
Please god no.
I used to be a breastman but I graduated to asses.
>tfw no gf to face down ass up fuck
>>25543677
Why does cellulite turn me on? Sauce?
I like stuff like pic related.
Wife material women.
>>25543748
obesity will be illegal also
I'mdatinga DFC girl, so when I fap I go for tittymonsters.
>>25543792
I know that feel bro. A little sprinkling of cellulite is hot af. Makes them seem human and for some reason it makes me wanna lick and bite dat ass.
>>25543792
source isfuck you
Lol if you don't like big tits you are pedo.
>>25543926
>Makes them seem human
Yeah that's it.
I want a cellulite girl to wrap her fat cheeks around my member and ride me until we have a kid.
>>25532883
DFC, especially if the girl os short any skinny. Only thing I find attractive desu.
>>25543989
I'd love to be on top of that.
>>25543288
dors was literally perfect, her proportions and form were god tier for me. She was the my ideal senpai.
heres some fresh oc
>>25544196
I can't express how repulsive this looks.
>you will never have a real life titty monster
>>25544301
I think it's hot as fuck
My T level is around 1000 ng/mol though
>>25544196
Maybe should have lost weight instead of get reduction
>>25544301
More for the rest of us faggot.
depends on what the rest of the woman looks like
Who /veins/ here?
Hnng
>>25544660
theyre alright i know some people hate them tho
>>25544506
i got u f a m
original comment
>>25543288
She was suffering from horrendous back pain, which of course you virgins know nothing about....
>>25545094
How would a non-virgin know it any better, you mad-ass roastie?
>>25545094
losing weight + strengthing is always the better route
>>25545094
judging by how fat she was/is a few trips a week to the gym would have fixed that right up, it would also reduce the size of her breasts since her bf% would go down
instead she cut her tits off and remained a slovenly piece of shit
>women in a nutshell
>>25545094
She should've worked her rear delts and rhomboids.
>>25540264
>arab
That's even worse
>>25545272
>Saw a strip tease video of her in a red bra and panties
>Always made me bust my nut
>Got removed from the website i watched it from
>Never saw it again
My penis will never be the same again.
>>25533462
Larkin love brah
>>25545506
My man.
>dat tongue
>>25545400
>google Linsey Dawn Red bra
>a million links
you didnt even try
>>25545577
Nothing reputable i mean
Perky medium tits tiny waist naster race
>>25545094
She was suffering from being fat and now she has horrible tit scars.
Should've just lost weight.
>>25532883
>made millions of dollars simply for having huge tits
>>25533462
karina hart is based
>>25545860
Just a rumor, truth is she married a yakuza boss and is no living her weeb dream
DFC girls are more beautiful and just feel good to look at while well formed, moderately big tits are hot and make me horny.
cant believe nobody has posted the best yet
>>25532883
DFC and ass
>>25547265
pretty based if true, but i hear she owns a hair salon somewhere in eastern europe
original comennt
Bjn
>>25547695
its probably because her tits are fake senpai
>>25548075
Need a name or sauce
>>25548075
Who is this Demon of Semen?
bl0x
>>25548202
>>25548226
its beverly paige
>>25548706
Thanks, my familiar
>>25548706
Thanks anon, I shall bust a nut in your name
>>25549126
thats all i really wanted desu
>>25540264
>Syrian
They're not Arabs. They're Levantese.
>>25547265
>her weeb dream
Is she a weeb? Or you're meaning that she's living what would be a weeaboo's dream?
That'd be hilarious.
>>25549330
>Dem tits
>Day belly
>Those thighs
Holy fuck. That's not Beverly Paige too, right?
>>25549408
nope it's Arianna Sinn, shes obese now and it makes me sad
>>25549639
Ah that's a shame. Why do these models usually wind up getting fat anyway? Are they on sites that cater to gaining or fat fetishes? Hell, I have those fetishes, but it still bugs me when a model seems to get fat for no reason.
Bite size tits and a good ass is the best.
>>25549639
Do you have any more Beverly Paige Anon-kun?
>>25549673
im not sure either, maybe they think eating will give them bigger tits and just end up taking the whole thing too far. Or maybe forget to stop eating after reaching their desired size
>>25539348
>Here's a story where I said something funny
>Why isn't anyone laughing at the funny thing I said?
Big tits best tits
Bloxbloxblox
>>25550127
i have the vid, dont worry i got u pham
>>25550162
At least Siri's still her luscious normal size.Right?Although I'd find it a little hot if she got a bit chubbier.
>>25550127
this vid is goat desu
>>25550504
cant say, im sure shes the same she seems pretty smart
>>25547388
i think i know why you have no gf son
average boobs for life. all my big chested friends are jealous of me since I don't have back problems, I can be active (run, other sports) without problems and guys love them. most of the boobies in this thread are too big and only people with fetishes will enjoy that.
what do you guys say. oh right, stay mad and bitter and virgins.
>>25551064
>all my big chested friends are jealous of me
they say that to make you feel better about being small
>>25551064
that jelly radiating off your roastie bones will keep me warm at night
>tfw you wouldnt be saying any of this ifyou WERE the big tittied one
>"it's my preference"
>>25551064
no one is mad or cares, also average isn't one of the options.
>>25539378
twerk fetish @instagram
>>25546066
katarina was the GOAT I like how she moaned unlike dolls like lucile wilde
>>25551064
They could always get reduction surgery but you will likely never lose that attitude. Them: 1 You: 0
>>25543288
>>25545094
>>25543582
dors was GOAT back in 2009-10 but then she ate a ton one christmas and gained like 40-50 pounds she was not morbidly obese or anything but rather than diet and exercise she ruined her tits to take 9 pounds off, she said she wanted to be a normalfag and work as a dental assistant but she failed out of school and went back to porn
t. titty autist
>>25545860
just like how guys with freak 10 inch cocks can make a good living by being male strippers and man whores senpai
>>25543582
>tfw bimbo fetish
>>25550504
>>25551001
Siri was better blonde but she broke up with her chad husband and quit porn
>>25551345
Guys in American porn make next to nothing if they're just a performer.
Gigolos are a meme for the most part.
>>25551214
yep someone saying anything against the male circlejerk certainly has "an attitude"
I wonder why so many of you are lonely.
>>25551390
I'm not a wizard. Funny thing about anonymity...if you're not posting your tits, then your gender was irrelevant - you were being exceptionally negative even for this board.
>milena has been shooting the same scene for 10 years and has never even been fingered in a video or even masturbated
>>25551363
Did she quit? What's she up to these days?
>>25551386
I am not talking about porno I am talking about being a male escort for buisnesswomen and or stripping
>>25551390
this may sound like me being a dick but I would prefer having an average sized GF. It would being annoying if literally everyone stared at my wifes amazing cans every single time we went out and big bras are stupid expensive. Please smother me with your C cups
>>25551456
don't understand your point? I'm not negative.
>>25551500
well, this is intended to sound like a dick, but most of you can't pick. you're the last resort for most of us, so it's not like I care if you want someone average. you will get what you can.
>>25532883
DFC for life.
>>25551481
probably stripping or something. Her femdom videos were amazing with venus girls
>>25551594
>Siri
>Femdom
I must find them. I am but a WORM, and she must be the one to tell me so!
flat but stacked
>>25551570
You asked a question and got mad and attacked without a single bit of provocation. None.
>oh right, stay mad and bitter and virgins
Fuck off.
>>25532883
Real question is does it matter, we'll die alone anyways?
>>25551614
she did some great facesitting ones and ones where you were a naughty schoolboy and had to lick teachers ass
>>25551639
she is so yandere
>>25532883
I like a handfull, anything more is waste, anything less is no fun.
>>25551635
FACE
LIKE
A
RETARD
bl0x
legs imo famz
>>25551655
Are they up on sites anywhere?
Fuck I already fapped a couple hours ago to some subpar shit!
>>25551639
without a single bit of provocation? are you kidding me? read this thread.
no, I wont fuck off, you can fuck off and die alone.
>>25551209
ya i loved how into it she always was
>>25551570
calling everybody bitter virgins out of nowhere isn't a very positive thing to do
>>25551806
just calling it like I see it. suck it up, you're supposed to be a man.
>>25551756
This thread has nothing to do with you. Not a single thing. Explain how this thread personally effects you when you could go out and be the whore you are right now.
>>25551806
https://twitter.com/karidiem
her twitter has been dead forever did she retire?
Depends on the girl OBVIOUSLY!
>>25548706
Does anyone have more photos of her from this set?
I'm looking for one where she is topless and looking in the direction of the viewer. I think the one I saw was a shop, since her tits were even bigger
>>25551833
and why am I a whore all of the sudden?
this is my point. THIS is who you are and that's why you're going to be lonely for the rest of your life.
>>25551635
She looks dead inside, like she's being forced to do porn and not enjoying it
the only thing I can compare it to is Bryan Silva's gay porn videos
DFC is way better.
Best paired with wide hips.
ein milena
>>25551955
Why are the people on this board as doomed as you claim? Can't handle your own bants? No tit for tat?
>>25552036
I read /r9k/ several times a week so you can fuck off with your bullshit. I know who you are.
>>25552128
Oh really? Several times? We've got a certified genius here. You still have yet to answer a basic question - how does this thread impact your life?
If it does, then you'd better not have a single sexual preference ever - otherwise you're a hypocrite.
>>25552128
>>25552036
>>25551955
>>25551833
>>25551756
>>25551639
>>25551570
>>25551456
>>25551390
>>25551214
>>25551064
shut the fuck up, both of you
>>25552036
>>25552172
this don't feed the ruse master so we can enjoy some boobs and not get derailed
>>25552206
pls dont*
original
See, for me the ass is the first priority, and boobs come second. Now, I would never be against having a gf with big tits, but to me they're more of a side piece. It's about hips and ass, then face, then boobs.
>>25552206
That's Samson's job - to literally derail threads.
>>25552172
it means I know what type of men that post on this board.
it impacts my life because you are calling girls flat chested just because they don't have DD.
what about B cups?
>>25552178
go away.
I have developed a taste for tittymonsters after experiencing them irl. Nothing like sucking and squeezing a pair of E cups or bigger.
I am talking with a girl who must at least have H cups at the moment. Her tits cover her entire torso.
She's coming down to see me next week. I hope that means I get to suck on dem tittys.
>>25552253
Do you know how I know you're a woman? Take away reason and accountability and that's you.
>>25552282
How fat is she, familia?
>>25551864
nope i only have the vid from this session
>>25552300
She's not fat at all would never fuck a girl with fat tits.
I seriously think she must have that condition where the breasts don't stop growing.
>>25552253
im pretty sure you have a preference for height(inb4 denial), so I'll stick to my more alluring, and much more fun DD's than your B's which are common
>"It's my preference"
>>25552285
do you know how I know you're a guy? because you're being an asshole for no reason.
>>25552339
don't make me laugh. you'll stick to whatever you can get. you haven't even touched breasts in real life, so you don't even matter.
>>25552354
You actually think I've been an asshole for no reason. That's sad. Please post again when you learn reading comprehension. How To Read A Book by Adler and Van Doren is a good start after you've gone through the Cat in the Hat series.
>>25552380
>mad at the player
>not the game
not only do i have a big dick, I'm not a wizardstay roasted[/spoilers]
>>25552025
I'm glad I'm not the only one in this thread that loves Milena. Is it true she's never done any fingering, strapon or sex videos?
>>25532883
Big. Ceetzie, Holly Halston, and Ricki Raxxx are my favorites.
Anri Okita is god
big titty best titty
>>25553052
waifu tier desu
more boon-envy please
Anime has ruined my tastes
> tfw used to date a short petite girl
>>25553584
k here's some original envy.
>>25549400
S H I T P O S T
seriously, you have no idea what you're talking about
Giant tits must be the equivalent of male height.
Because I've seen some girls lust after ugly motherfuckers who were 6 foot 4 and never understood it.
but then there's me who thinks any average girl with a huge, like ridiculously huge set of tits.is a solid 8 at least.
>>25553960
Basic B cup was getting toasty for a minute there.
>>25542185
She would still be best girl in that picture even without the rack.
>>25554179
nah shes just a womanlet without the tits
>>25532883
I prefer loving women with kind hearts and warm eyes~
large areolas are my weaknes desu
Enviousness with some drinks.
Now I want a rum and coke.
>>25542185
i would take the QT on the right any day of the week
I don't really care about tits. I mean, I'd prefer big titties.
I'm way more into fat asses and if she has a fat pussy, I'll be her her slave.
Also, anyone else love browsing tumblr for porn? Fuck, I even have an Empornium account and I still find myself going to tumblr for hot shit.
>>25532883
My favorite is a C-cup in all honesty. I don't like em so big they loose their perk, but I still like them big enough that I can fit both nipples in my mouth at the same time.
>>25552464
yeah nothing in 20 years. she is a harley slut biker irl so you know she is a whore
>>25553525
she got fat and I have to mute her cam because she talks about her autistic kid on MFC
Bumpu des
sleeping now nigs
>>25551463
at least she does titsucking/groping
more than can be said for others
>>25557497
yea she seems pretty awful, but camgirls usually are desu
>>25559293
I lose my boner a little every time I see that faggot pony tattoo
>>25543355
Girl on the right has the most perfect size
>>25559309
i only ever looked at her tits really, but i guess its in a weird location now that i see it. not enough to ruin my boner tho pham
>>25559548
alexis silver is my half nigger waifu you have good taste anon
>>25545542
Lel. I actually knew this person before she got famous. First time I met her was at a club YEARS ago. Funny, the first thing I noticed about her was her tits jumping up and down as she was walking up to my group of friends.
>>25559590
yea she was great, always really enthusiastic
this is an original comment
i only reply with original comments
>>25559849
was she chill?
>>25532883
If she's below 25, I'd be fine with DFC
>>25560107
She looks like Jon Jafari