ITT you prove to everyone else that you're not a normie.

>>25528610
I have a girlfriend with whom I have frequent sex with, friends whose company I enjoy, a full time job that pays a living wage, parents that love me, and a home I'm happy to be living in

I am a normie actually I just come here to learn what NOT to do

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i finally did clean it though

>>25528610
>inferiority complex
>no friends
>unable to relate to others
>emotions are out of control
>resentment towards succesful people, my ex-classmates and psychiatrists

I used to threaten to murder or commit arson against girls who would show interest in me back when I was a freshman and Sophomore, just because I was afraid of them and wanted them to leave me alone.

One time, I got asked if I had feelings for my oneitis, who was sitting right next to me, and I was too embarrassed to say yes, but didn't want to say no because I might've hurt her feelings, so I just sat there with my eyes closed and my face turning red while normies were asking me "Do you like [oneitis' name]."

I haven't fapped to 3D in six years

I have 7GB JUST of mlp porn
I have a cum shirt
I have 5 games on steam with 400+ hours (up to 1,340)
I don't have a twitter, facebook, instagram, kik, or shitcuntwhatthefuckever account
I can't ride my bike with no handlebars
no handlebars
no handlebars

Intersting thread.
Its easy to prove you ARE a normie, photo of you with gf or facebook page or at a party etc

Proving you aren't is hard as fuck.
How am I even supposed to do that?

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I made this piece of autism right here. I created a history for each country and language in the map.

>>25528610

>being proud of the fact that you're not normal

how pathetic

i dont even exist within this dimension

>>25529117
OP here. I am normal. This is like visiting the zoo.

>>25529097
what the fucking fuck am i looking at here

>>25529097

What's going on in this particular image

>>25529180
>>25529199
its pretty self explanatory.

>>25529180
>>25529199
Countries and their language groups.

>>25529097
>Didn't change the original countries to reflect how different their history would be
Fuck off normie.

>>25529229
>>25529254
for what reason tho

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I have a gf

but;

she wont let me fuck her

I have to ask permission to masturbate

The can overpower me (arm injury for a year has made me frail and she kicked me in the balls) and she tied me up afterwards and made me kiss her feet

She's making me buy a strapon tomorrow sos he can fuck me

She hits me till I call myself her bitch

She made me eat my own cum once

She wants me to get a chastity cage

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>>25529284
I considered it, but only went back as far as the cold war era.

I am good at empire total war

>>25529097
why is the land different

>>25529308
Worth it? Maybe it's time to tell mom.

>>25529475
she makes me like it :_;

>>25529533
Definitely time to tell mom on her.

>>25529097
>Arstotzka
>Gambya
kek, gotta love alternate history, what's the explanation for all the extra land anon

>>25529097
this is cool, you just love history, that's all

>>25529097
Honestly not worse than when people remember all kinds of football history and stats.

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>>25528913
>only 7GB
>only 1340 hours
you're right, you're not a normie, instead you're a fucking casual

>>25529097
this isn't normal. it's better.

Go do a degree in international relations. Assume your place in society.

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>>25529466
>>25529593
Its just a world where there was a lot more land between Russia and the Central Europe.
I call it "Extended Europe"

>>25529707
>classic windows
I'm sorry... I did not realize how ignorant I was... Forgive me, wise sage.

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>>25529097
shit, this isn't actually the finished version.
If anyone wants it

>>25529753
Did you make the extension yourself?

>>25529754
>not using classic windows
get out of my face

>>25529784
Whats the explanation for the straight borders in the second balkans

>>25529784
what the fuck is going on in this map?

>>25529753
Have you done any other worldbuilding? Or have any more maps/history of this one? Alternate earth situations have always interested me

>>25529308
ok, so you're a normie with a femdom fetish

GET THE FUCK OUT

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>tfw normals actually outnumber robots now
>reddit's invasion was successful

where the fuck am I supposed to go now

>>25529865
Wherever whores and rejects go

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I carry this everywhere I go


1/2

>>25529785
yeah. just drew the landmass then drew the countries.
>>25529820
The straight line between Exekia and Ozgura was a partition because they used to be a single communist country called Socialist Turkic Republic of Ozguristan. But after the collapse of communism the Illian (language group related to Greek) people in the west wanted independence but where the border should be drawn was disputed, after a war the UN divided the nation along a certain line of longitude. While letting the turkic people around the river be independent as the rep. Gambya. There is still longstanding dispute between the 3 nations.

>>25529865
You stay here and cling to what little quality is left like the rest of us robits. No way in hell a new bastion will come up, it's best to stay here until this wave of cancer passes.

>>25529903
Been playing through all the Final Fantasies on it. People on campus laugh at me and I don't even care

2/2

>>25529308
living the dream desu

>>25529117
there's no "exceptional" in normal. the greatest people in the world were not normal.
if anything you're the pathetic one for being proud of being part of the sheep herd

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>>25529934
Forgot to post the fuckin pic

>>25529934
Better than dropping out and killing yourself brah, keep it up.

>>25529849
This is my only time i've done it this in depth.

>>25529972
>not the psp version

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>>25528683
i pardon you

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>>25529903
Quentin would have something to say about this,

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>>25528665
This x1000

>all normies report in
you niggers ready for the playoffs?

>>25530045
>3ds players irl

then there's the psp nig nogs

>>25530130
American football is the worst of the normal sports. So much time between plays.

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>>25529865
YOU GO EXTINCT

>>25529989
I wouldn't call it autistic, I'm a normie (sorry OP) with a hidden interest in this kind of stuff. You should definitely keep at it, those were some well made and fascinating maps. There are a lot of communities for it online if it's really a big hobby for you

>>25530130

Go Pats go

Gronk is my idol

23 year old conversationless virgin.

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>>25530130
>>25530188
>>25530284
>>25530359
I can feel a reee coming on

>>25530130
>>25530359

>Patsfags
Go deflate some balls faggots

>>25528683
I thought this was my sink for a second, weird.

>>25530387
Normies are one thing. This is just douche baggery or trolling.