help me fuck with her

>"are you Lassie? because i just CAME."

best i could do/10

Jesus Christ can you get any more reddit with those phone icons, this has to be bait

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another one

tinder talk soon come

>>25526355
Tell her she looks exactly like your ex gf.

>>25526355
Dubs gets say?

"You've gained weight"

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help me gain nudes

>>25526489
How it smellin downstairs grl?

>>25526489
Tell her you've got a 9x7. Ask if she can handle it. Sex was painful for your ex.

>>25526489
'please oh please let me plow you like there's no tomorrow'
I'm interested to see how this goes, she'll either think you're ballsy as fuck or a creep

>>25526393

holy shit. yo op we /holy shit mind/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBBLRCQV0w

>>25526489
"I need you to do something for me
Take your finger right
And rub it down your coochi, make sure you get a little like pussy mucus under your fingernail
Smell it
Tell me what you smell"

(Guaranteed pussy getter dude trust me)

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words are pointless with some images

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we don't have a bright one on our hands

>>25526718

u can only salvage it by sending her your best dick pic

Yea guy, you fucking suck. I hope you never get laid, and everyone in your family dies.

>>25526718
Tell her you have a rather large tube you'd like to fly between her twin towers

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>>25526916
>I hate fun
The Post!

WHY IS THERE A CHARIZARD ON YOUR PHONE

AND A LIFE BAR

>>25526718
send me a picture of those tits and i'll send you 400$

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>>25526718
you ruined it by having to explain yourself.

good job robot at attempting to be chad.

better luck next time

>>25526718
Tell her she is an uneducated swine.

>>25526986
she's stupid enough to believe you'd actually pay her.

you win, we win cmon anon don't be a buttmunch

>>25526718
Tell her you'll give her 50 bucks for nudes and 200 for sex. Cash right now. When she sends nudes, block.

Post nudes you now have

Win

>>25526944
>Butthurt
Mad? Mad

>>25526718
"It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves."

>>25526944
>those bulging muscles
N-no homo

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Help me...I don't even know what I'm supposed to say, and of course they never message me first

>>25527204
HEY BITCH

>>25527204
Tell her she looks like your ex gf but better looking.

>>25527204
Just be yourself anon

K

>>25527204
Those are some fine lips. They'd look even better wrapped around something

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>>25527266
>be yourself
Where do you think you are?

>>25527204
You're literally the hottest girl I've ever seen. I don't really know how to talk to women so if I pay you 300$ can I see your tits?

Post picture, block.

>>25527204
You have a tinder so let's dismiss with the pleasantries. I'd love to see your tits and have sex.

>>25527204
>1 week ago
give up, she already hooked up with some chad

>>25526916
Back to reddit sjw fag

This is an original comment

>>25526718
just wait for her to say "that's a big dick" so you can reply "4 U"

>>25526355
How do I get matches on Tinder anyway?
I only matched with a 6/10. and that's because she thought I as someone else.

>>25527763
You upload pictures of Chad and play.

>>25527784
But I'm only decent looking.
I don't even want sex. I just want to practice talking to girls.

>>25527908
Get Kik to practice talking. Tinder is graduate school.

>>25528038
How can I find girls on Kik?

>>25526618
>>25526718
You should unironically get laid

>>25528213
There is a built in "chat" option with real live people.

>>25528372
But there aren't real live people to talk to.
How do I FIND them?

>>25528430
You click on one of the icons and there's a huge list of people online. I delete it all the time so I forget the name. It's right there.

>>25528465
There isn't any. One icon is search and the other is settings.

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>>25526718
>is that the area of your dick