hey Guys, I gotta huge problem. gf just won't stop eating

Does this mean you eat pizza literally every day?

>>25526010
do you not eat anything else?

Whale GF detected. Desperate normie.

>>25526038
>>25526033
It's got literally everything. Cheese, Bread, Sauce, Meat, and Vegs.

>>25526073
Let's get some pics of your gf, I wanna see how fat she is

>>25526062
Nah, she does a lot of cardio, but I'm sick of little c's

>>25526010
Feed her a home-cooked meal/make her make dinner herself and let her feed it to you. Or stop bitching and share the pizza. Or just break up with her.

>>25526010
>eating little Caesars
>problem
why don't you convince her to play in traffic, too?

>>25526073

Jesus Christ this rationalization. You're eating pizza everyday oink oink

learn to make pizza together

>>25526131
You're probably a millennial who didn't grow up with the food pyramid.

>hurr caesars is bad!!!!!!!
>bitching about a 5 dollar pizza

you get what you pay for cucks

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>eat one $5 large pepperoni everryday
>Monthly food expense $150
notbad

>>25526141
>>25526119
I've tried these things. She always says "but it's hotnready" .

>>25526181
She does know a lot about the economy.

>>25526183
Is she at least hot n ready?

>>25526183
Hahaha get the fuck out OP this is a Subway sponsored board
Eat Fresh

>>25526010
That pizza looks so good. I'd kill someone to eat that.

>>25526220
Her vagina is always piping hot and fresh like a little caesars pizza.

>>25526010
why isnt this cunt cooking?

>>25526280
Well that's good I guess

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>>25526165
>the food pyramid.
holy mother of keks

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>>25526183

Your girl is hilarious, if you don't want her I'll take her. She can eat LC all she wants, but I doubt she would after trying mine from scratch

(Going to an Italian Deli for real Salami and fresh Mozarella tomorrow. Gonna make three for the family =D)

>>25526010
She's gonna get fat. You need to turn that gf into a practice gf. Lvl up senpai.

>>25526280
Gtfo normie.

And tell your roastie whore to start swallowing cum for her daily protein source.

>>25526421
Exactly.

OP, you need to level up. Trade her in for a kale salad eating qt3.14.

>>25526243
It's mostly just photoshop you underage cretin fuck

also
>pepperoni pizza

Hot girls don't eat pizza.

>>25526552
What kind of retarted fantasy land are you in? Bitches LOVE pizza.

>>25526552
see>>25526670
Everyone loves pizza. Especially when it's affordable, fresh, and always HotnReady.

If you don't think Domino's is the best you should honestly end your life there is no reason to live t b h

>>25526552
I don't live in flyover country senpai. Hot girls here don't fuck with gluten.

>>25526010
How long has she been eating the same pizza every day? Also, how much does she eat, a whole large pizza? a half?

>>25526534
>implying pepperoni pizza isn't the king of pizzas

>>25527296
We split the pizza. We both love out pep pizza; I just need a change from little c's.

>>25527407
You should just tell her you have PTSD from reading how Caesar was murdered by his own men, so you can't eat there anymore.

Why are there three little caesars topics? what the fuck.

>>25527859
I could talk about little caesers all day long.