Do you hide your collectibles when grills come over?

>>25525386
No. My Nerf collection is in plain sight. It's turned some bitches off before, but frankly, I'm a weird guy. What more can they fucking expect?

>collectibles
>girls coming over
Choose one

>>25525386
I like to keep my sex and relationship life separate. Girls never come over ;)

>>25525386
Toys are for kids. Grow up.

>playing with toys as an adult

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Im 25 and never had a single girl in my room.

No, my autism is hidden in plain sight. My garage NEET dungeon doesn't look like a little boy's room. But I have collectibles everywhere

>>25525386
>bringing grills over
>/r9k/

I don't have any toys or figurines, but I have a pretty big Disney animated movie collection. If women actually came into my place would this turn them off?

A girl/coworker saw my monster high doll collection.
She didn't say anything but she was probably silently judging me.
It was the first time in 6 years or so since a girl has been in my room.

>>25525386
Yah I do until the girl really starts to like me... Then I show her my full power

If I was a girl and saw one of these autistic manboy doll collections, I would do a quick 180 and never come back.

>>25525703
pls answer

>>25525843
nes

>>25525843
ok. want some cummies?

Had a girl over a few days ago for the first time. I have a bunch of MLP merch in my room and she definitely saw it but it didn't seem to bother her.

>>25525878
shut up
>>25525911
>not discussing your favorite pony with her

beta

I'd be more afraid of my room smelling like ass n smegma, desu senpai

>>25525386
girls in my room? why? also no i dont have collectibles im poor. just my bed and some clothes

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>>25525386
>you will never be a cute hiki girl who covers her room in figures and everyone thinks it's cute/endearing

>tfw fucking a girl in your room filled with retro vidya, gunpla and comics/manga everywhere
>tfw fucking a girl in her room while her Eva figure collection watches

Just bang weeaboo girls. It's a win/win.

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I stopped caring a couple years ago. I just act like myself in front of everyone, I don't change who I am because I'm around different people. That shits just too hard to remember what bullshit you told to which people. So by the time any girl makes it as far as my room she probably knows I'm a weeb. In fact a good 30% of the time that is exactly why they're coming over. they want to check out a show i was talking about and screw around.

Giving up being fake and a bull shittier probably was the best decision of my life.

>>25525897
OH for fuck sake no I don't want this cummies aids shit to be a new meme please for the love of mercy please.

I don't have collectibles but

>girls coming over
>ever

>>25526197
Or you could not decorate like an retarded manchild. That is an option you know.

>>25526354
I'm going to make a big cummies thread just for u bb

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My girlfriend buys me all my figures so no.

Picture related, two of my Christmas presents.

>>25526662
its not like my room is covered with hundreds of anime posters and cases and cases full of figures. I have like a 15 figures on one shelf and two wall scrolls. one of Bebop and the other of Eva. its not some crazy obsessive collection but it does tell people I like anime. Stop projecting.

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>tfw a grill complemented my shinobu figure

Nope. They seem to really enjoy the five guitars mounted on my wall. Makes me look like a Chad.

Next to my dragon dildo collection.

The only girls that have been in my room have said that they don't think it's a problem. A while back a few friends had GFs over and they said my shitty grandma curtains were way bigger of a problem than my waifu shit, so I went out and bought decent curtains.

Any girl that I'd bring back after a date or something would be a weeb that would think they were cool anyway, I've long since given up on "normal" girls.

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Probably

I used to have a korean gf and my mom would let her stay over in my NEET basement.

the bitch threw my touhou fumos out of bed the first time we fugged, so after I just relocated them to my desk along with my other figs and weebshit.

Now we have broken up after 8 months (she turned out to be a cheating bitch surprise surprise) my fumos are comfy back in bed with me.

women are shit tier robots, they will try and change and and mould you to there dumb standards.

You're not missing out on much by being a wizard.

Should I hide my stuffed animal toys when a boy comes over to my house this week?

>>25525712
>my monster high doll collection
that shit is for little girls

Only some of it, like a few lego models, but usually no.

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implying i have girls come over. On the other hand, the only two girls i dated were more obsessed with this shit than me. I kid you not

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>>25529242
some more collected shit on the other side of the room

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Would people judge me?

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>>25529317
It's time to give up those guns anon

What do you think they would say to Chad if he had anime figurines?

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>>25529317
wuts dees?

>>25529431
There are 2 different pieces in that red circle you made

>>25528086

They're for whomever would like to buy them, you shitstain.

>>25525386
>grills
>coming over
Why hide my power level?

>>25529479
It looks like a replica of Suou's rifle desu

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>>25529548
I googled it and it turns out is actually a real rifle but it looks ridiculous so i thought i was just from an anime

>>25525386
that's the same lucario i gifted to a girl i liked ;_;

>>25529317
yes but not by the collection itself, just for the shit taste.

>>25525386
>when grills come over?
I wish the normies would leave (unless by girls you mean your mom's friends.)

>>25525386
>Girls coming over

My framed picture of Secretariat winning the Belmont Stakes and empty bottles of scotch are better than that at least

>>25525386
where'd you get that pokeball?

>>25525442
you'd be surprised bud

>>25529620
Por favor kill yourself

>>25525386
>>25529242
Not surprising. You have the collection of a normalfag who wants to look nerdy. Also you have like five action figures and most are animal crossing. Nintendoposercore ect.I'm glad I don't know you

>>25525386
A girl entered my room uninvited once and looked through my underwear and locked the door, but she didn't seem to care.

>>25531070
>normalfag who wants to look nerdy
I just really like nintendo
>most action figures are animal crossing
only one is animal crossing you ding dong
>Nintendoposercore
what the fuck does this even mean?

What on earth are you going on about?

>>25526354
But mummy said girls would want my cummies.

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Will my stick scare the girls away?

Why do you guys build these collections? I'm legitimately asking, I can't understand the mentality behind spending the money to have anime figures and posters on display around your room. Is it because you like a character so much you want her around all the time to admire?

>>25531793
Why do normies spend so much money on booze? Is it because you like being intoxicated so much?

>>25531871
>implying only normies drink a lot

Why do you think people drink? Self-medication.

>>25529317
would be pretty based w/ better taste/no ponies

>>25531909
Why do you think people collect things? Self-medication.

>>25531926
Right. So collecting things puts people in a mental stupor much the same way alcohol does, question answered.

am grill and have a collection of dolls

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>>25525386
I do not have collectibles, nor do any women ever come over

>>25531968
Its a bit like ASMR, you're either capable of being stimulated by it or you aren't. Same goes for having timeout with collections.

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>>25525386
I used to have a wall covered with random funny pics and even actual memes, I put them there when I was, like, 12 or so. Then I got people on my room often saying my wall was bizarre and took them down when I became 17 or something.

>>25525583
Not even you're mum?

>>25531793
My figures fill the role of girlfriend in my mind. I need them.

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Who else /starting up a WH40K army/?

>>25525583

I'm 25 and have never held hands or held a full conversation with a girl. Actually, I don't think I've spoken to another human in 2015.

>>25532315
i thought that guy was standing on pizza.

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I don't collect figuring shit, though i do have a very Large collection of Nazi memorabilia (Including SA) scattered all over the room and some in my gun-safe. Flags, bayonets, paperwork, money, coins, cigars, patches, badges, etc... One of the boxes under my desk with some of my stuff. Filled with things like money, documents, and things like military identification papers (wehrpass).

No one ever knew a thing.

>>25532315
>tfw I have no one to play with
>tfw I have no patience to learn to paint them
>even if I had both of those things I have nowhere to store all of them in my tiny little room

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>>25525386
They get uncomfortable after they see this guy's been watching us have sex.

>>25529317
>guns
>animoos
>pones

you must be confused sexually.

>>25525703
You're fine. They'll probably think it's cute.
>I have one too

>>25525386
>when grills come over?

Goddamn fucking normies.

GET OUT.

GET OUUUTTTTTT.

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>>25532418
I am in the same situation.

>>25532360
Didn't you have to have partners in school, coworkers, female clerks at stores? I mean honestly it's hard to avoid all women you'd have to be trying really hard.

>>25532452
Do you ease the pain by watching batreps on youtube? I do. It can be fun.


>knowing the rules of a game you've never played
Feels weird.

>>25532396
By sa do you mean the brown shirts? Why would you collect their shit? Hitler turned on them.

>tfw Chads make fun of my collection Charmander plushes when they sleep over

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>>25525386
I wouldn't bother, but they probably would cringe since girls are cunts.
But I wonder how a man would feel walking into my room and seeing my Sailor Moon, Wesker and Naked Snake figures.

>>25532483
No, I have a few people online I talk to it about, all of whom are also in the same situation.

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>>25532484

If by brown shirts you mean the sturmabteilung, then yes. And why the fuck not? when they aren't easily obtainable and are on the rare side of things.

Picture related, is one complete set of a troop's personal files. Including all his paperwork and things like bank account details, bank account paperwork, etc..

>>25531793
when i was growing up, my mom used to always take me over to her female friends homes, you know, older, medium aged women.

i remember seeing all kinds of collections, bro, growing up. this one lady was all frogs, as soon as you stepped up to the house, it was lilly pads and frog things everywhere.
one woman collected dolls that i was terrified of. they expected me to sleep in the same room with dolls, wtf.
this other lady collected all Coke memorabilia. i've seen stamp collections (my grandma), train collections..

what kind of idiot doesn't know about collectors, is my question.. "hur dur why do people collect shit???" wtf son, hoarding and rat packers are timeless. stop acting so naive.

>>25529242
>waluigi figure
noice

>>25527716
>Any girl that I'd bring back after a date or something would be a weeb that would think they were cool anyway, I've long since given up on "normal" girls.

How does one get a weeb girlfriend that isn't:
1. fat
2. SJW
3. both
?

>>25532670
By going to /cgl/ and getting a crazy whore.
She will cheat on you within a month though, so prepare for that.

>>25532670
they are usually shy and come from a broken family and have a shitton of emotional baggage.

>>25532578
Now you have enough to commit identify theft and get his pension money from merkle.

That's very cool anon, I'm a huge history nerd and this stuff looks amazing. I was asking about the brown shirts because usually people idolize the SS far above. Is the SA a unique interest of yours or do you collect lots of other nazi stuff too?

My only possession with a link to the nazis is a Mauser rifle, manufactured in Yugoslavia in the inter war period so it doesn't have any nazi marks. That means the cost is much less because skinheads aren't bidding against me, I don't feel bad using it often at the range because it's not a rare artifact, and the parts are 100% compatible with the k98 so the experience is real. It's been a lot of fun learning to take it all apart and clean it by finding original German manuals online.

>>25525496
And being an adult is realizing that you dont need to be fucking boring, grow up.

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I have a collection of 12 or so bobbleheads most girls know I am autistic about baseball and they dont care

>>25529317
>/k/ and N.E.E.T. stickers

Nice.

>>25529317
/pony//a//k/

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>>25532315
I'm thinking about it, I bought some painting stuff and practice marines to see if I'd like the painting process and I actually enjoyed it. It's so expensive though, I know a place I can go to and play the game but I have a hard time dealing with new people.

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>>25532752
>Now you have enough to commit identify theft and get his pension money from merkle.

It'd probably be only 10 euro since all of it went to Israel.

>Is the SA a unique interest of yours or do you collect lots of other nazi stuff too?

I'd say it is, though i do have lots of other Nazi stuff as well including loads of things from the wehrmacht (Military Manuals/ID's etc..).

I've got way too much shit.

>My only possession with a link to the nazis is a Mauser rifle, manufactured in Yugoslavia in the inter war period so it doesn't have any nazi marks. That means the cost is much less because skinheads aren't bidding against me, I don't feel bad using it often at the range because it's not a rare artifact, and the parts are 100% compatible with the k98 so the experience is real. It's been a lot of fun learning to take it all apart and clean it by finding original German manuals online.

I used to have a 98k ('43 BNZ) which i sold probably about 8-9 months ago. Still have a few other rifles including my good 'ol Moist nugget.

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>>25532932
Also besides my Nazi memorabilia have lots of US memorabilia including uniforms and flags carried in battle.

Feels good man.

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>>25532845
Get that Slaanesh worshipping pic out of here.

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>>25525386
>when grills come over
no

>>25525386
I don't have any collectables like that or any serious vidya merchandise aside from some pajama pants with Mario on them I got as a gift years ago, but if I did I'm sure my gf wouldn't mind. She's very robot friendly and even plays vidya with me.

>>25532751

As long as it isn't the crazy "muh triggers" tumblr type, I'm fine with that desu.

>>25533054

Would've been funnier if it said "No 3D girls allowed"

>>25532747
Sadly this is pretty much 90% of them.

There are good ones out there but after about 23 they're pretty much all taken, only way around it is to hope that you find one who recently broke up with somebody or something.

>>25532396
My dad has an SA dagger somewhere in his house but hasn't seen it in ages. I've been wanting to dig it up for years.

He's anything but a fan of the Nazis, by the way, his dad brought it back as a trophy after WWII.

I have a few vidya models and some posters. four different TES maps framed and hanging on the wall in my dorm room back in college. when i lost my virginity the girl asked me "what are these maps from?" told her they were from vidya and to fuck off if she doesnt like them. Literally said, "They're maps of regions from my favorite game series, do you not like them? You can fuck off if they bother you." dated her for a year and a half after that

its not about what you have, but what you think of them. girls wont care if you show confidence in your hobbies

In uni I had a drunk at come over after a party, wasn't expecting to bring someone back but we really hit it off.
She's drunk and getting drinker sitting in my lap. Eventually she stares at something on my floor.
It's the briefcase my friend customized and spaced to hold a bunch of my yugioh decks, its sitting open with 25 decks w/ different colored sleeves in it
> ...
> ...
> is that... Guitar stuff?
Uh, yeah... Sure.
She's my gf now, a semester later.
To think I almost sent her to the shadow realm.

>>25525386
>girls coming over
>girls talking to me
>girls looking at me
>girls registering my existence
Implying a lot of implications

I'm so fucking done with this normie shithole
>my gf blahblah
>this cheating ex of mine blahblah
>I was fucking this girl in my bed blahblah

I'VE NEVER HAD A FRIEND, MY CAT DIED, SHE'S THE ONLY THING I LOVED, AND EVEN MY THERAPIST SAID I SHOULD KILL MYSELF
STOP FUCKING RUBBING YOUR HAPPINESS IN MY FACE

>>25525386
>grills coming over
nice try mang
I leave my DBZ collection out for every motherfucker to see.

I don't go out of my way to collect things for the sake of collecting anymore. I have a fairly large comic collection, but none of which were bought for the purpose of collecting, they were books I wanted to read. I used to buy a lot of Marvel Legends and Transformers figures, but that shit is expensive and now I only buy some figures I see that I think look really great and are characters I like, so not many. I'm going to get a Kylo Ren figure soon.

I have never had a girl over to my room, but when I do it won't be an issue for me. If we're at a point in a relationship where she's coming over then we have very similar interests or she doesn't mind. If a girl was disgusted by my boxes and bookshelves of comics and few figures on my desk and shelves then I would only have to suffer temporary embarrassment, she clearly isn't a girl I'd be dating for long.

>>25532636
Hoarding is a bit different from collecting dumbass, take a chill pill. Anyway, hoarders often use the "I might need it someday" line to justify why they're doing it, in their mind it's a practical thing.

I obviously know *about* collectors man, otherwise I wouldn't be asking. It's the reasons behind it, putting figures on display in your house doesn't serve a practical purpose. The other anon said something about ASMR or whatever it is. Clearly, putting special objects I've bought on a shelf just does nothing for me, ergo, it's not something I can fathom which is why I asked the question.

>>25534268
Fucking Normie I hope your gf leaves you for a Pokemon fag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25532790
Baseball is a normie hobby

People who see my room love my autism shit.

"Wow you sure like Hellboy huh?"
"Got enough pokemon? Did you catch them all?"
"Did you sew that doll's dress?"
"Can I play with your zoids?"
"Wait, is that tarantula alive?"

>>25535802
I have a figure collection for kind of stupid reasons, I guess.

One is that I enjoy the gesture of spending money on a physical object of a character I like.

I also just enjoy what it says to have them around. My waifu on my desk says "yeah, I don't give a fuck, I'm a goddamn dirty shit otaku and proud of it."

Another is honestly narcissistic as fuck, but a lot of the fun of a collection is taking pics and then posting them online to circlejerk about collections on /a/ or /jp/ or wherever.

>>25525386
I have that exact same Luigi!

>>25535938
Damnit anon, now I'm sad that I don't have my old Zoids models.

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>>25535963
My old ones are at home at my parents' house. The two I have in my current house are the HMM ones, so they are much more poseable but they don't move on their own. Visitors like to play with them though.

I may be in the minority but I really don't mind people playing with my toys because my visitors are adults without dirty fingers who know to ask first and be gentle.

>>25525386
I...have alot of toy guns. Like a whole armory. I'm 29 and still play with them when my wife is at work.

It feels weird but...it felt good to say that.

I have an ugly portrait of John Wayne and a bunch of weird books on my shelves. I share a room with my brother, so I'll never feel comfortable bringing a girl here.

The stuff op has would make any gamurrr girl/actual fembot wet as fuck the instant she saw it
Who /into fake gamer gurllllzzzz/ here?

fucking normies trash get out

oroginaill commnt

>>25525583
You say like it is a rare thing here.

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my collection is pretty good girl repellent.

Good thing I live with my parents so it's irrelevant.

>>25529317
which gun are you going to use for your school shooting?

>>25536632
nice, carrera GT, Viper, Datsun(?, and 911 GT3RS4.0?

>>25537490
Go back to twitter. Your jokes are too original and fresh for this place.

I never had a grill in my room but all I have are a few toys from my childhood as a memory. If one ever came here and actually noticed enough to ask I would just tell her that.

I'm 20 and I've never had a grill in my room, but I don't think I would hide my weeb loot if one was coming over. It's stuff that I like, why should I have to hide it for a girl? My collection isn't even as bad as some people's anyway since I only started this year. Just a handful of figurines (some figma), a few anime posters and a shelf stocked with 3DS games.

>>25525386
>implying grills come over

anyway I don't have toys

>>25530082
Get the fuck off my board "bud"

>>25529317
So sad Battle Angel Alita has turned a shit.

>>25526077
Sounds like you want to be my sister

>>25532360
I've never held a full conversation with one either. I go to an all boys highschool and talk to no one other than my close friends.

>>25525386
Is it weird my gf buys me collectibles? She even bought a nice figurine of my wafiu. Inb4 normie leave reeee

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no why would i hide my greatest achievement?

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>>25539367
asdflkj;

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>>25539393
lkjdsafjklkfjldk

>Implying women outside my family ever come in my room.

My amiibo's are all in my closet anyway.

>>25539367
Thisa looks pretty sharp and clean.
>>25539393
This doesn't, it's blocking something.
>>25539407
This too, but it's the carton boxes now.

>>25539407
Immature but at least you have good vidya taste.

>>25536632

That asparadrink rx7

>>25529272
>NO NES
2/10

>>25525617
can i see?

i have tons of cosplay/movie prop stuff but the only things i really collect are pipes and panties.
and you have to know me fairly well before you know about my pipe collection. and i would never tell a grill about my panty collection

Why even associate with people that don't respect your interests? That's what I don't get. I'd rather have no friends than constantly having to tip toe around keeping what I enjoy a secret.

>>25529431

10/10 would befriend

You're missing some knives though

>>25529317
Can I shoot you in the face with that Mosin Nagant?

>>25525703
>I have a pretty big Disney animated movie collection. If women actually came into my place would this turn them off?
Depends on which format they're in

I just dusted off and rearranged part of my figure collection today, and unpacked a few new ones. They're all prominently on display and even if I wanted to hide them it would be way too much work. I currently have 53 figures on display, most of them scale figures. And some nendoroids that I'm about to pack away.

And no there's never going to be any girls coming to visit here. Reee.

>>25531793
It's to have physical representations of characters I like, to admire the figures for their aesthetics, and to support the industry. Then there's whatever psychological mechanisms drive collectors in general, like wanting to own something that's rare.

>>25526077
Can you come be my sister so I don't look like the failed child?