>2016 >not making mommy your personal cumdumpster

>>25517039
new original meme? so original

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>>25517039
>tfw it costs 500GBP for a blow from mommy
>tfw i only get 50 a day (*IF* I do all my chores)

>>25517976
How much is the plow, though?

I wish. Back when I lived at home I had a scheme that involved making her feel so bad for me that she'd provide me with what I need.

>>25518112
1 hour is 1000
2 hour is 1200
the catch is that I cant pause half way through if I run out of breath so I only ever last about 40 minutes before I'm so exhausted that I start tasting blood.
Thinking of getting /fit/ so I can abuse the 2 hour deal what do you think robots?

>>25518433
Post pics of your mum

>mfw I think my step mom wanted to fuck me badly.
>always giving subtle signs
>never went for it
>mfw I have no face.
Probably still have a chance if I wasn't so pathetic.

>>25517039
gimme dem pics

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>>25517039
You got a guide or advice for this OP?

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>>25518457
This was the best photo I could get of her in such short time.

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>>25517039
someone "sticky" this thread

i fucked 3 milfs one was thirteen years older and other two were easily 20 years older. oh and going drinking with another tomorrow night.

>>25518611
Post pics of your stepmum

>>25517039
>cucking your dad
>baka senpai desu

She is. Not original.

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>>25519557
don't have many.