See this girl in your bedroom. What do, r9k?

>>25514759
Tell her to go do some cardio and eat a salad having a BF% of over 9000 can't be healthy

Call green-peace and get my waterhose.

I'd get her to sit on my face

>>25514759
idk about you guys but i would fuck the ever loving shit out of her

>>25514759
Fuck her till she can't walk

>>25514797
Yeah, I agree. She's even pretty enough that I'd do it no condor. As for the weight issue; I'll exercise with her.

Nothing really, she's going to have to tell me why she's here

>>25514797
same pal

wonder where my emergency box of donuts went

>>25514818
this
I've had a couple bad experiences with home invaders so I'd be pretty fucking wary

Call Greenpeace, it's a god damn whale over there!

>>25514759
>pretend to be confident
>ask her to fuck
>she rejects
>kiss her anyway because muh confidence
>she punches me in eye
>have black eye
>she makes like a tree and leaf
>cops knock on door
>I'm already dead

>>25514847
>makes like a tree and leaf
Why do you keep using this? It's so bad.

>>25514759
>bedroom collapses under the pressure of her mass which eventually generate a miniature black hole that end swallowing my whole building

seriously dude

>>25514862
Namefags are just as retarded as tripfags just ignore/filter them

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>>25514759

I'd probably shoot her.

>>25514759
>tell her I hate black people too and that we should get to creating more Nordic babies RIGHT now.
>also ask wtf an Icelander camwhore racialist is doing in Australia.

>>25514862
If you don't like it you can make like a tree and leaf

probably ask to touch her boobs

>>25514948
Why dont you make like a banana and kill yourself

Beg for my life

>>25515013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO

original comment

Ask her to loose 20kg before coming back

Get a boner and st-stutter.

I'm in state where every girl is a siren, so, why the fuck not? I would do her!

Let's be realistic guys. I don't have any better options, and neither do any of you lot. We'd all fuck her. (if we had to make no initial moves)

I'd also probably cum in three pumps like usual

I wouldn't do anything... unless i was incestuous.

>>25515831
I'd probably cum just by sticking my dick inside her.

>>25515858
>Need more sex to be able to last longer
>fuck a girl one time and cum super quick , thus never being able to have sex with her again
Repeat ad infinitum

It's painful desu

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>>25514759
Id assume my Mum had sold my room to some chick and that id been kicked out

>>25514759
I would wrestle her on the bed

I'd probably get an awkward boner and ask her to leave

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>>25515909
>>25515881
you can do it (roboto)

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Fucking hell her body drives me crazy

>>25514759
wonder how much lard i can render from her corpse

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>>25516041
You like em thick anon?

>>25516041

sauce brah, don't leave us hanging

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>>25516083
Yeah I guess I do senpai

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Call the police, have her arrested for trespassing.

>>25516128
Her names Otoni Ogni She's got a tumblr if you just search her name

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>>25516129
I don't usually, only with this particular girl. Some anon posted her from a FB thread.

I spent three hours last night trying to track her facebook down

>>25515831
I of course would. A few problems though for me.

1) she could be a slimmer, still good looking however
2) I saw someone say she is 6'0 tall

I'm a manlet. I would basically be able to suck her titties while we fucked. She also most likely weighs more than I do. I don't have a giantess fetish even if I would fuck a girl bigger than me. It's just an unfortunate state of my being.

>>25514759
id make her post more

>>25514759
>>25516041
>>25516129
I would get on craigslist, call up a bunch of black bulls over to fuck her while I watched.

>>25516204
As a fellow manlet. The saying "all men are the same height under the sheets" is actually true, don't worry about that senpai.

>>25514759
excuse me im calling the police ill wait outside

>>25516229
would you lick black cum off her lips?

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She'd be a good practice gf

I would ask if she wanted to cuddle and let me bury my face between her boobs and cry, because I'm lonely.

She'd have to lose a lot of weight if she wanted to been seen in public with me, though.

>>25516041
My test is soaring.

>>25515984
you caught me anon, even my spelling hates me

>>25516776
I laffed to be honest.

>>25514759
God damn who is this dick bandit

>>25516281
I hate to be that guy but she's a tad too fat imo. I like thick but she's just excessively overweight.