>you will never have a fat practice gf

>>25512113
those meaty thighs..
delicious.. FLLEESSSSHHHH

>>25512113
Got Damn she don't have to be a practice

>>25512113
>fat
>obese

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isn't the concept of a "practice gf" pretty much the same thing that r9k hates so much about women?
>oh thanks for having sex with me anon but now I'm going to get a real relationship, cya.

>>25512218
It's different!

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I often work alone with a potential FPG, she has a kid tho so idk.

>>25512264
>she has kids
>you're still thinking about it

top fucking jej. I wouldn't go out with a dimepiece if she had fucking kids.

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>>25512218
if you can't see this is bait, that the entire fabric of this movement is bait. You haven't a modicum of hope left in your ability of perception.
And you are lost.

>>25512218
just accept the fact that /r9k/ fills up with normies, having a gf at all is normie as fuck

>>25512297
you are too optimist

>>25512236
No, honestly r9k can complain as much as it wants, the truth is given the chance they would all jump on the oportunity to be Chad, bang Staicys, cuck someone and being a general douche. Thats why they hate them. They can say they have traditional moral values all they want but in their minds since they've been rejected by society they have no choice but to pretend they are ok with it. Saying things like
>all women are sluts anyway (why wont they fuck me?)
99% of people in this board are disgusting human beings, leeching of society complaining about their shitty lifes pretending to be ok with it.

>>25512330
>you are too optimist
Your perception is already lost beyond repair if you truly believe this of me.

Unless of course you've casted bait of your own, a step in the right direction to replicate traps onto others which you've sprang yourself.

>>25512379
now I see I was wrong, you are not optimistic, you are just crazy

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>>25512420
There's hope for you yet.

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>>25512368
This. I actually knew a former r9k poster. He used to show me dank memes, that is sort of how I found out about r9k. Guy was a bit shy, considerd drinking degenerate, called a few girls sluts, a few guyw assholes etc... All in all, we agreed on pretty much everything related to normies and girls. Two robots havin fun and laughing. Fast forward..

>guy loses a bit of weight and realises he is a chad
>girls start approaching him
>he starts approaching girls
>acts more and more normie, we are more and more distant at this point
>starts drinkibg and partying
>starts being a douche
>we dont hanh out anymore

Robots are lazy entitled ego inflated trash, there was mever a sudden influx of normies, r9k was always full of them. True autists and losers lurk in the shadows and corners of reddit, deviantart and tumblr. 4chan is full of good looking chads who think they are edgy and different for btowsing this place.

>>25512587
It's at least a pretty large subset of r9k; this group of well off but needlessly self critical young guys. The rest are underage memers and wizards

>>25512218
it's payback time

>>25512587
damn /r9k/....are you just gonna take that from a tumblrite?

>>25513540
Well, the critique wasn't entirely wrong. I always thought i was a huge autist...until i lost some weight and started actually trying to talk to girls. I mean, i doubt most robots here are actually huge douches, but they can be normal guys with a few improvements

>>25512113
Cool. Pic related is not so fat and is far from practice gf material though.

>>25512587
>True autists and losers lurk in the shadows and corners of reddit, deviantart and tumblr
>and /jp/, and 9GAG and FunnyJunk

This is so fucking true. If you've ever met one you'll know what this anon is talking about. You can see and feel their power level.

>>25514538
I also forgot:
>/mlp/

>>25512113
>implying the contrary would be a good thing

shamefurdispray

>>25514538
I mostly remember myself, I used to visit those places and was going in a pretty bad ditection. When you have zero self awareness you:

>think you are funny but actually have a shit humor sense (9gag, FJ)
>are deluded into thinking you have art skills (deviantart)

Not to mention how seriously I took my emo music, my huge ego and my all in all faggot personality.

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>>25512113
It's amazing how she can be so thick and still have little belly fat.