saturday night ausfriends how are you holding up? the few friends

>>24074378
not much, just procrastinating as usual
what anime you watching?

>>24074378

haven't slept in a few days, studying like a motherfucker

very jealous desu senpai

>>24074378
blimey govna! i got a wee bit'o tea to be sippin righty-o mate!

>>24074475
strike witches operation victory arrow

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>>24074774
>American 'banter'

>>24074849
>american
try again sheep-fucker

desu senpai i'm hunting for a femegg 2nite

i don't know how i feel about the eggman, but i know in my heart of hearts that a kind, sweet femegg is all i need

>>24074868
Only Americans fail at banter that hard.

>>24074882

iktf senpai
just want to cradle my sweet femegg
state?

>>24074967
Right continent, wrong country o mighty king of banter

>>24075014
So you're a brown third worlder who watches yank tv.

>>24075014
canada might as well be america 2.0 and mexico... dont even get me started

>>24075067
I thought Canada was an American state.

tfw Australia is full of normies.

>>24075056
>implying the land of kangeroo's is any better off
>>24075067
atleast my mother isn't being fucked by abbos on a daily basis

>>24075114
i hope you get walled by trump.
also my mother fucking hates abos so thats unlikely

>>24074995

Qld senpai

wanna come hunting for femeggs 3nite?
maybe crack a few bruws

been drinking since i rolled out of bed at noon
fuck yeah three day weekend
going to some weird dress up party tonight

>>24075114
Australia has the highest HDI in the world

Slept at 5am woke up at 515pm

Sigh

Well to be fair i only slept 5 hours the day before

>Gf is reading in bed next to me.
>I'm jumping back and forth between Dark Souls (playing it for the first time, I'm having a blast) and Super Mario Maker.
>Going to cook up a poorfag stir-fry for dinner later on (Beef mince, frozen veggies and oyster sauce with some boiled rice on the side).
>Watch some Stargate SG-1 before we go to bed.
Pretty comfy night in store.

>mfw hsc is over
>mfw got an ounce of bud and a big bag of fireworks
This summers gonna be good boys

>>24075145
There is no way that trump is actually going to get elected, get real faggot
>>24075191
youre thinking of norway retard

>uni student
>aussies barely study and just go clubbing and party and other normie things
>seem unapproachable LMAO TAKE IT EASY DUDE AY
>asians just study and play dota all day
>seem unapproachable as they're cliquey and cold
>don't fit in with normie aussies or asians
>just want friends

>>24075149

already fucking a few caged femeggs tonight brah
no need for free range
but have fun desu senpai

>>24075393
Our hdi is the same as Norway's retard.

>>24074378
I need a job everyone has a job but me mum has gone to the grandparents for the night and left me with $50 for dinner so thats a plus and just gonna watch some south park.

>>24075463
Except that it's not you fucking mongoloid, yours is .11 points lower

>>24075326
get the fuck out underage

>>24075436
I'll be your friend I'm from Brisbane.

>>24075436
>Not going clubbing and playing vidya

>>24074378
Wasted another weekend. I've spent 9.30am to 7.05pm on my couch on 4chan. I left the house once to go buy a cup of coffee.

>>24075436

all that stuff depends on the degree

i'll be your friend if you're brisbane senpai, how's swotvac treating ya?

>>24075321
>GF
stopped reading there you colossal faggot, get the fuck off this board

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getting ready for work.
watching giant bomb live stream
'bout to have din-dins
maybe suicide later

mein familia 2bh

>>24075483
Not true at all.

>>24075574
google it you double nigger

>>24075513
sup fellow brisfag, what area you from?

sadly i'm stuck in shitty wynnum

>>24074475
Don't do it anon, get the works done! I procrastinated all week and had my exam today...it did not go well :(

>>24075524

>Not wanting to be surrounded by sweaty Habib and his cousin Moey.
>Not making out with 16 year old caked in makeup but apparently knows a promoter.
>Not paying $10 for a beer.

Face it, clubs are overcrowded, overpriced and boring.

>>24075493
Not anymore senpai ;)

>>24075607

I'm over on the northside in suburbialand

used to live in dutton park. got dumped and robotinated back into my parents house.

>>24074378

The cracks are starting to show, I don't know how much more I can hold these fucking walls together.

>>24075607
I'm from a shithole called Kallangur doubt you've heard of it not many have.

>>24074378
Brisbane here, just chewed some oxys. Staying in to netflix/shitpost and maybe some arma3

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>>24074378
fan bloodytastic:
>had productive morning
>masturbated before lunch
>exersized dawg
>gained moar knowledge
>showered
>masturbated again
>dindins
>watched the man from U N C L E on full tum tums
>had epic shit
>all my chibbiychaws done for the day
>about to watch the new knick episode
>im now a smug amphibian in a rug shit posting from my couch
also is it not 2015! who the fuck needs friends when we have anon's ?

>>24076185
Get a vpn and get hulu bro it's so much better.

>>24076225
doesn't hulu have ads? I had a vpn for netflix but hulu was shit in those days. I just like to have something on when I'm on opiates. Probs won't even watch it.

>>24076371
Ya it does have ads but I think it has better shows to be honest ads are well worth it I have been watching different seasons of survivor for the past 2 weeks so comfy.

>>24074378

Feel alright

>Family is moving to the country away from immigrants
>Going to get a job via nepotism

Really can't complain.

Hey guys, I have a feeling the next big shooting will happen here

>>24076185
KOTH?

Might see you on if i can be fucked

>>24075607
What the fuck. I'm there too

>>24076185
Jealous. Brisbane here too, 4170. Source? Hook an anon up.

>>24076428
Scripted sorry. Otherwise craigslist goes alright sometimes.

>>24076468
Thanks anyway mate. Enjoy.

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>>24076385

speaking of ads lads. Why is that the only ads I 'ever' get is for fucking degenerate gambling phone apps and general pokie-fuckery for normie cunts.

>>24076489
People still get ads on youtube? I haven't seen a single one on there since at least 2010. Just use an adblocker, anon

Brisbane fag here
On suicide watch because of Swotvac
What movie should I watch after studying tonight? Cannot find any motivation to work without short term reward

>>24076489
Because even the advertisers know you'd have too much spaghetti to message the hot horny single girls in your area that want to hook up with you

got it running right now, still get ads up the arse.

>>24076405
i'd do it myself if i could get ahold of a decent firearm, i'm not settling for a score under 50 though so it'll never happen

5038 here again, anyone nearby?

>>24074378
Truly surprised by the amount of Brisbots on this board

>>24076669
Well this city is an absolute boring shithole. All anyone does it drink drink drink.

>>24076669
tfw zero brisbane girls here

>>24076614
female? desu senpai

>>24076711
>tfw no opiate loving junky girlfriend
fuck brisbane.

>>24076614
your mum

>>24076692
It's not too bad mane, everywhere is conveniently accessible which is good. I prefer it to the other capitols. I still do plan to move country ASAP though.

>>24076711
>2015
>still caring about girls
you could be getting delicious brobot oral right no, noob

>>24074378


>tfw got invited out tonight for the first time in over a year
>working an overnight shift
>top it off my gf is shitty at me

life is suffering

>>24076821
It's a country town with a few big buildings and a river of brown shit which ruins the look.

anybody got experience with brothels?

200 dollars to finally hand in the v card doesn't sound like too bad of a deal

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>top it off my gf is shitty at me

>>/soc/

poor fucking (you) God Ausbots are a bunch of posers.

>>24076910
I was thinking of doing the same but i never end up going through.

Just end up blowing cash on hobbies and video games first.

>>24076910
Yeah man, there is some def qt's in brothels.
I've even met up on the outisde with a few of the girls for free sex.

>>24076931
my only hobbies are video games and anime
anime is free (torrents) and i've been gradually losing interest in video games over the years and only replay games i already own. it's rare i buy a new game

i've got the money to spare, i just don't know if my anxiety would allow me to go through with it

>>24076721

Nope, just another robot

>>24077010

Just don't cheap out and go to some low down chink ship in, you'll absolutely regret it anon.

>>24077010
I get bored with hobbies and switch pretty frequently. Only recently bought a bunch of dive gear and now I'm thinking of doing tennis.

I get what you mean about the anxiety, last time I seriously tried to do it I psyched myself up so bad, had a shower, was about to head out and just couldn't get in the car at all. My heart hadn't pumped that hard in a lifetime.

>>24077066
but asian girls are my fetish, i can't stand white bitches

>>24076910
>Live in Newcastle
>Like 5 actual whores in brothels
I feel like it's odd that there are so few

>>24077138

Oh, by all means if it's that's you thing find an up market Asian hooker, look to spend a little money. Just saying don't jew out and unwittingly book a 45 year old massage lady because she'll give you a full service for 60 dollary-doos.

They are the absolute worst, you'd get more feeling out of fucking your couch then those cunts.

Who Melbourne here fampai? Let's hit DA casino

>>24077787
come punch on in cranbourne

Mum is making spaghetti for dinner

>>24077787
3015 - drunk and up for anything

>>24074475
>anime
I just finished watching "Kokoro ga pokitto ne".
Best video programme for 2015 tbf.

Anyone 5125?

what's everyone drinking?
finished the last of my beer now i'm on the goon

Get in here
>>>/trash/5

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>tfw Adelaide
>tfw don't fit in with other whites
>tfw the Asians near me can't speak English for shit
>tfw no gf

Just another day in Adelaide desu.

>>24074378
Thankfully all my close friends are non-normies like me.
We're all sittin here drinking and watching yamato 2199.
Shits good yo

>>24078649
What is so bad about the asians not speaking english?
I found the most fun bit about hanging out with the exchange students during school was the language barrier and trying to get over it.

One I got on really well with was a Japanese guy. He didn't speak more than two sentences of English. And I spoke pretty much the same amount of Japanese.
I'd be like: "anata wa nani ga tabetemas ka?" (my shitty romaji because no unicode on r9k).
And he would just laugh to the point of tears.

It also helps that nobody tries to talk to the asians that don't speak english, so they really seem to appreciate the effort.

>>24074378
Doing the exact same thing but with no anime and just music.

5091 boys

My 'friends' cancelled plans on me like every single weekend.
(They still do their plans just try to hide it fromme)

So it's another weekend of self loathing and binge watching anime until work on Monday.

Holding up just fine.

I've got Bigpond Cable, but I've decided to use a Dial-Up account for the night.
It's not even that hard. People complain over nothing.

I'd hate to use Youtube over it, but 4chan is really easy to use once you load it once, and things like the ABC website are still reasonably fast to load.

Once you get to websites like Wikipedia and stuff that are properly designed, your experience is pretty quick.

>>24079441
>dial-up
w-what?

Are there any other gay robots in Australia? Kinda wish I had a pal as fucked up as me to cuddle.

>>24077008
>I've even met up on the outisde with a few of the girls for free sex.
howd you make this happen? ive tried, even when we were hitting it off really well, but no dice.

>>24079462
b-brisbane?

>>24074378
>how are you holding up?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm going to snap soon

Australia is chad central

I want everyone here to die

>>24074378

Idk if its just me, but everyone in Australia seems extra normie. Like in a grey unhuman way. It's hard to rationalize the feeling.

Also as soon as I leave my suburb in Sydney except to certain places that I'm familiar with, I get really depersonalized, everything begins to feel desolate and I get this sense of impending doom.

Don't really leave my house much for that reason.

>>24079545
sydney ;-(

>>24078298
>>24078376
Too late lads, got pissed and watched chink cartoons. Got emails?

>>24079457
Like internet over the telephone.
Typically gets 30-56kb/s.

I just used youtube-dl to download a 5m youtube video in 1080p and it took 50 minutes.

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Feeling bitter about how I'm always the one people like least when I try to make friends with groups of people. I wish I had the ability to become an eccentric self absorbed dickhole with confidence exploding from my pores.

Gonna take tabs on Wednesday with mates at my house. Got an exam coming up but going to TAFE next year so fuck it who cares. Might be getting a job over in Venus Bay over the summer working at a mate's shop

>>24077787
3204 my good friend