>no girl will ever text you nude pics

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>tfw no qt black gf to send me sexy pics

Mfw I got nudes yesterday

>>24073632
congrats gtfo

>>24072788
>Chad can just demand nude pics
>His recieved response is: "Whoa there tiger, how about we talk for a bit then see how this goes? ;)" followed by nudes regardless of how shit the conversation is

>I ask for nudes
>I get called a misogynist pervert creep and told that I will be reported to the police and most likely put on the sex offender registry as well as sued for harassment and have a restraining order put on me all while being made a laughing stock.

Welcome to society folks. Enjoy your stay.

>>24073842
>women enjoy attention from attractive guys
>women are repulsed by attention from ugly guys

It makes sense to me tbqh

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I got nudes earlier this year. She even offered to blow me specifically to cheer me up, help me relax and open up. I turned her down because I figured I didn't deserve it.

She's a nice girl, though.

I also stopped being friends with another girl today, because I felt like she could have better friends than me and that she didn't really want to be my friend in the first place. I was wrong, and I think I hurt her really bad. I thought I was doing her a favor. I feel like shit right now, tbqh.

I don't know why I punish myself like this.

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>Playing WoW 5-6 years ago
>Leveling in the Barrens
>End up grouping with this Tauren Warrior
>He suddenly says in chat "Whoa, my gf just texted me nudes!"
>He auto-follows me
>"I gotta go call her ;)"
>Realize he's probably fapping
>Get him stuck on a tree and leave the group

>>24073726
haha NORMIE ROO!!!! XDDXXXDDDDD looOOOL funny memes!! xd did u see tose on r 4chan 2? =) they r so funy haha normans raaa XDDDD

>>24074219
Are you a chaturbate moderator? From the story, it really seems we have one right here.
>no bb, baby or babe
AHAHAHAAHAHAH!

Just as well, I think.

I don't even know what you do in that situation. I don't think I could regular text.

Normie life is not for me.

>>24072788
mfw i want a black grl so bad

I never understood why people would send nudes anyways. I'd be paranoid that they saved them because that's exactly what I would do

Good. I hate sluts.

Some black girl texted me her tits last week and said "Hope you're having a great day ! I love you :)" so I texted back and said she had the wrong number. Apparently I have her husband's old phone number, but I've had this phone number for four years...

Would post screenshot but I can't edit out her phone number at the moment.

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>>24074219
>sends you slutwhore pics and offers you a slutwhoremouth job
>She's a nice girl, though