tfw you will never have a gf like this

You know what's even worse? It's when the only woman you've ever been with had small A cup boobs that sagged.

my brother is a chad and his girlfriend has a body like that

she is a complete fucking bitch and i can't stand being in a room with her for more than 2 minutes

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I've convinced myself that I'm not attracted to huge tits, since I can't seem to find any woman interested in me with anything above a C

>>24070902

Yeah, women with bodies like that can't be anything but horribly spoiled and lazy as shit.

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>>24070900
Is it even physically possible for an a cup to sag???

>>24071111
Apparently. They were fine while on her back though.

>>24071136
Same with my ex and a B cup.
So sad to look at.

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>you will never have a gf who camwhores herself on the internet using "cosplay" as a flimsy excuse to do so

Feels so fucking good, man

Don't care about old hags

tfw gf isn't 14 anymore

>>24071202
feels bad man. At least I'm not a virgin anymore, i guess.

Yeah. Tits always eventually sag.

It's rare to see an old lady with decent tits, but its more common to see old ladies with nice asses

I feel sorry for tit men. They are doomed to disappointment in their love lives.

>>24070878
never had a gf like that, but i've fucked around with one who looked identical to that, big juicy ass and tits

>>24070878
And? I will never have super powers either and i'm not bitching about it.

>>24071069
well, she's not lazy. she works and goes to the gym a lot, so that counts for something, i'll give her that

but spoiled? oh, fuck yes. spoiled little fucking cunt to the bone. she's the most real life version of a stacy i've ever met. i've gone to bars and stuff with her and she knows every guy in there wants to fuck her and she just uses it to her advantage and plays games with them.

>>24071499
Don't worry Stacy will get it the end...there punishment will be ever lasting.

>>24071600
oh i already have something in store for that

my brother cheated on her a while ago. when they both piss me off enough i may just slip that into a conversation and watch the fireworks

>>24071499
Let's be honest: If you had this amount of influence over other people, wouldn't you fuck up their minds too?

Chads to these kind of games too you know. It's more about humans being terrible than stacies.

>>24073092

Im just really mad I wasnt born a chad desu senpai,

And what's special about her? I'm pretty sure that 100% of women have tits. Are you saying that you simply will never have any girlfriend?

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>>24070878
>implying that I will ever have a gf in the first place
hold me ;_;

>>24075423
>took 20 replies to get to this
the fuck?

>>24075481
We're infested with normies who call themselves "robots" because they haven't fucked in six months

>>24071240
Same feelerino.

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>>24070878
>implying id touch a slut that dresses like that

No thx fa/\/\

>>24070878
>implying i havent banged bitches with better tits than that
top kek

>>24070878
the best gf material is the ones you don't see selfies of online.

>>24075573
Confirming this is true. I'm approaching my 4th month of drought. Going out clubbing next weekend, hosting a house party the week after that.

I can pass as a normie, but I'm in a weird sociopathic headspace like Lou from Nightcrawler, Fletcher from Whiplash or Bateman from American Psycho, so here is a good outlet for me.

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>>24071355
A real tit man has no problem with saggy tits. What do ass men think about cellulite?

Whenever I see an attractive girl like in OP's pic either online or real life I just tell myself it's probably a trap because thinking every woman is secretly hiding a dick is a lot easier than the pain of knowing you will never hold her.

>>24070878
I wouldnt want a gf who dresses like a slut in public anyway.

>you will never have a gf
sounds about right m8