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Just got a job after being NEET for 6 years

>>24056808
god damnit, I wish they would stop fucking auto saging... it fucks with my time table.

>>24056831

Nice man. What job? And how old are you?

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>>24056831
Be yourself and you will succeed.

>>24056831
Ouch, hope it's not too painful.

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>>24056831

Tell us about the job please.

>>24056852
29

Kitchen assistant in a pub

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fairly certain the guy who came to check my gas meter this morning also stole my copy of black ops 3

done fuck all again this week

>>24056880
Basically I wash up pots

Still, it's a job

should i get a duck curry or seafood curry?

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>been trying to get my gp to take me seriously regarding my anxiety and depression for well over a year
>"just get more exercise"
>"just sleep better"
>"JUST"

>moved to uni
>changed GP
>went there today
>"just go out and make friends"

every time I mention that I'm not suicidal, it's like they stop listening. at least this GP actually gave me some sort of form to fill out but they also said to come back in 2/3 weeks and I can't keep waiting for something to be done.

It's almost that time when everyone starts going offline on facebook because they're going out and having drinks and shit.

I don't talk to any of them, it's just old class mates or people from my college. Fuck, I'm lonely.

>>24056887
Don't worry mate Call of Duty is shit anyway play a real game like CSGO

I'm going away for 2 years to a 700 acre stately home to get paid to learn pottery. i get a free room, the people learning catering cook all the food (free) and theyve got a snooker/pool hall, a gym and a load of other fun shit to do when not working. oh and theres a load of other people in a similar shitty situation learning shit there too. will get 200 a week

just worried that ill fuck it up some how

>>24056975
Duck mate duck is the GOAT meat

>>24057019
>play a real game like CSGO

:^)

>>24056987

Yeah well that's what you get when they stop properly funding health services.

>>24056987
>every time I mention that I'm not suicidal

Yea mate you need to be suicidal before they will do shit. Thing is I would never admit being suicidal to them because if at some point in the future you need an organ donation and they look at your medical history and see suicidal you ain't getting shit.

>>24056887
>letting "the gas man" into your home

It's ok Doris, call your grandson and get him to change the lock.

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WHO /HYPE/ HERE

>>24057043

Spot the guy who hasn't had venison or goose.

>>24057068
is it coming back, no foolin'?

>>24057068
is it on this weekend or next weeekend?

>>24057093
Last ever season bro, sad times.

>>24057093

Wednesday lad

>>24057080
>Venison

It's decent mate but only for a novelty every now and then. Wouldn't say it is better than duck.It's seems like a less good version of kangaroo to me.

You are right though have never had goose, is it very different from duck?

>>24057139

Much richer than duck and the fat when used with roast potatoes is the goat.

alri lads, any plans for tonight?

>tfw feel like I'm spending too much time on 4chan so started browsing football forums to feel like more of a normie

lads lad lads

>>24057160
baka desu senpai

baka baka baka

>>24057151
Will try it next time I get the chance, thanks bro.

>>24057158
Taking gf out for dinner, not much choice around here though, can't decide between the Italian or the Chinese. Then after that will come home and have a few drinks. Hopefully play some CSGO if gf goes to sleep early.

>>24057198

JUST

Leave normie.

>>24057160

Just browse spee.

had a fucking obnoxious foreigner on the train today, she was treating one of the two seaters as a bed, yelling god only knows what. not only that, she was spreading her legs and lifting her foot in the air

>>24057198
>Taking gf out for dinner

Nice to see you worked all week for that money jut to spend it on someone else. Slave with two masters, truly the lowest of the low.

>>24057239
/sp/ used t be my main board and I would browse here when the football season wasn't on but I've been away for too long to get back into it now.I go on on match days sometimes but all the memes are too new, feels like the board has passed me by.

>haha! such a lad!

christ

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>tfw maxed out overdraft

>>24057253
I'm NEET mate. I used to be a wageslave but didn't like it so quit.

>>24057198
go for chineese pal, cant go wrong with a bit of chinky bowl

what rank are you?

>>24057227
>he took the bait

>>24057307
Gold Nova Master race

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>>24056967
>29
>washing up pots

I really hope I don't end up like you man.

>>24057292
What do you gain from lying to strangers on the internet?

>>24057365

If people didn't lie to strangers on the internet, 4chan would get 10 posts an hour.

>>24057365
I'm not lying but okay. It's not really that hard

>have job
>save up loads of money
>quit
>live the NEET lifestyle

What's a good opening line on tinder lads? I got two matches today and they don't seem like bots. Real matches are new to me, think it's because it's friday and girls are just drunk swiping yes to everyone or something.

>>24057459
If you're struggling to even think of how to say hello to someone then Tinder is not for you

>>24057459

>Hey, how's it going?

alternatively

>Greetings m'lady, how are you on this magnificent evening?

Broke my hand lands. Can't wank or play video games. My life is over

>>24057542
Well senpai, i'm a 26 year old kissless virgin. Just trying to be proactive in the dating game. Don't want to be like this any longer.

>>24057570
I was thinking a simple, 'hey cutie' but might seem too forward or creepy?

>>24057629

Nah, starting with cutie is weird. Just a generic hello until you figure out her talking style and what you can get away with without seeming weird.

>>24057597
>broke my hands

That cracked me up, sorry mate. How did you do it?

>>24057597
How?

For gods sake robot-senpai, that post was fine.

>>24057629
Try an actual dating site then, Tinder is for slags and chads looking to get an easy fuck, not for people looking for meaningful relationships

Wanna get a PC gaming set up but then my life will be sadder and I'll be even less likely to look for and get a job

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I took the plunge and bought a bag for life today.

I feel like the government has won.

>>24057763
Mate, were you here like 2 days ago? I'm the same guy who paid for a boost on okcupid. I got rejected by 609 women. I'm taking a break from okcupid after that incident.

>>24057779
The point of the bag charge isnt to make money mate, it's too cut back on the use of bags. By not buying a bag and carrying your stuff home you're actually doing what the charge is there for

>>24057779
Tesco gave me three for free before the charge came in. It says they'll replace if for free if it breaks on the bottom, lifetime guarantee.

I keep forgetting them and just paying for plastic bags because it's 15p for a week's food. who the fuck cares.

>>24057713
>>24057721
Punch a locker after reeeeing the fuck out at work

>>24057813
My problem with the bag charge is where am I supposed to put my litter now and what am I supposed to line my bin with? Luckily I have a big stock of bags saved up from before the ban but once they run out I'm not sure what I will do.

>>24057841
Idk, maybe buy bin bags?

>>24057838
lol what a retard. No sympathy for you mate.

>>24057841
You can get 20 for 1. Don't even get any shopping, just take a load of bags.

Also apparently the pound symbol is banned. Great job hiroshima.

>>24057854
>giving in to the man

Not in my lifetime

>>24057841
Check the bag recycling bin that most supermarkets have.

Just grab a handful from there every so often.

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looking up freddos, find theyre older than I thought.

I have a headache im going to bed. back later

I'm talking to a 50 year old Japanese woman who was originally my Japanese tutor but now we're friends and she's offering me the chance to stay at her place in Japan if I visit, should I go

>>24057913
>12 different flavours

woah

>>24057944
have sex with her senpai

What's a good site to download porn from? I know, downloading porn why? My uni halls internet is complete shit and streaming porn there is painful. I'm back home for the weekend and might as well get some stocked up.

>>24057989
The only problem I have with downloading porn is I rarely feel like wanking to the same video more than once. The better quality is nice though

>>24057944
Heck yeah robot, would be nice to get out of here don't you think.

>>24057948
>one of them was pineapple

Who the fuck wanted a pineapple Freddo?

>>24058077
niggers desu senpai

Anybody playing the old school runescape?

>>24058003
>download hi res blu ray porn
>this is going to be AWESOME
>zooms into pussy
>see small cuts, stubble, flaps and juices
>wrinkled like my grandmas face
>no longer want to fap

t-the future they said...

>>24058096
Used to play the original say back when, old school looks awesome.

>>24058124
Yup. Started yesterday, brought back so much nostalgia I bought a month of members to fuck around. brings back happy care-free young teen me feels

>>24058039
Fuck it, I'm going to go. She is pretty cute for 47

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>Starting to see some muscle growth in my arms, chest and shoulders
We're all gonna make it lads.

got my duck curry lads. a Chinese qt served me, she was a sweet milf. I wished her a good weekend

>>24058192
Cheers mate, you helped me decide what to wank to tonight :)

>my gf is away at her dads for the weekend
>going out with a mate and his gf for drinks

never been with just the 3 of us, how awkward will this be?

bonus mode: i used to be fuck buddies with his gf but he doesn't know it (nothing since they got together)

>>24058260
The amount of normie levels in this post gave me cancer.

>>24058260
>gf
>having a mate

get out normie

>>24058260
>gf
FUCK. OFF. OUT. OF. THIS. THREAD. NORMIE. FUCKING. CUNT

>>24058295
>having friends is enough to get us refused from this thread

b-but i thought all us anons where mates, right lads?

>>24058192
I've always wondered how chinese food from a takeaway compares to the same food from china

>>24057763
Nah bro, I got a gf on tinder. But then again I'm a fit Chad with a job and social skills

>>24058319
in china the food is literally cooked in sewage, and is made from dog and aborted babies. even the fancy shit lacks the spices and flavours you're used to here

believe me, chinese is one of the few foods improved on importation to britain

>>24058260
Normally I think the reee normie out brigade are pathetic but you kind of deserve it mate

>>24058319
it's probably vastly superior and better in every way than what we know as Chinese food

>>24058339
my mum said the complete opposite when she had to stay over there for half a year

Anyone here exclusively do their shopping online?

I used to go once a month with my mum but her health has taken a turn for the worst, and I'd rather not get taxis if I ca help it.

Do you find lots of your items replaced? Any other problems? Not sure I have much faith in them giving me good quality fruit, veg and meat

>>24058186
I kinda want to hear about your adventure in Nippon when you come back.

>>24058367
I lived there for 3 months, and anything "cheap" was god awful and would probably give you illness, I ended up eating mcdonalds most days because it was the only thing I trusted to not make me die

In some *very* high end places it's good, it tastes fresh, less gunky than chinese food we know, but most of the time the quality is literally cancer giving tier

>>24058406
where did you stay? honestly my mum couldn't stop complaining about the quality of chinese food once she got back to england

i dont she ended up eating a cheaper places though

>>24057944
She's just being kind. It's one of those meaningless things such as "we should get together sometime and catch up"

Not meant to be taken literally

>>24058395

Usually one item every few shops, though you can explicitly say "no swaps".

>>24057944
Wreck her cunt like it's hiroshima

>>24058395
learn to drive

>>24058395
yeah, i do. very rarely have items replaced, if they are they're usually superior variants of the product i've ordered. never had any issues with fruit and veg, a few plums were squashed one time though

I got invited out to some super normie club by some mates and since I've never gone drinking I decided to say yes. Looking up the place on Facebook has made me nervous, it's nothing but slags dressed in short shorts and tank tops and thigh highs. Scared tbqh lads. Definitely not what I pictured clubs would be like

>>24058541
>>24058594
Thanks. Guess I'll give it a go in future.

Probably better than shopping monthly actually. Only ever get a week or 2 out of my fruit and veg before it goes off anyway

finished my duck curry. it's better than the Chinese I went to last time. i'll try the 3rd out of 4 Chinese takeaways near me next week

>>24058584
nuke her cunt, then come back a bit later and nuke her south of the border

>>24058597
What did you expect a club to be?

ez mode, always have a pint on you, dancing with a pint is easier because you can just shift a bit and nobody cares if you don't put much effort into it because you dont wanna spill your drink.

with the grills just ignore them unless you wanna fuck one

>>24057629
Hey is boring.

Look at their profile pic and comment on something or their interest.

Or just say you have a little willy.

>>24058652
word, that's my problem. always use up/run out of fruit and veg before other types of food.

>>24058711
>What did you expect a club to be?
I'm not sure, I just didn't expect cute girls coming around taking photos with everyone

>>24058592
And then what?

Spend thousand of pounds a year keeping a shitbox going? fuck that

Sat talking to myself in a scottish accent lads, pretty amusing evening so far lads

>>24058770
Would cost like 3+ grand to get started

500 on lessons. 1 on a car (maybe get away with less) and like 1.5 on insurance

>>24058772
Needs most lads

>>24058767
It's a toxic place m8, I went once just to see what it was like. My mate got drunk and threw up all over his dad's jacket he took for the night, we ended up sleeping in the train station until 10 in the morning

>went to KFC for dinner
>came home and had a fat ogre shit
>now about to get cosy and watch some Seinfeld

life is good mates

>>24058804
Sounds grim, I'm having to stay at some girl from schools student accommodation because I won't get home until 5am and I don't have a house key

>>24058795
also consider leasing a car

it's like a grand a year for a basic car, but the car is brand new, so it'll cost less in fuel and will not break on you

my mates bought a shitbox 500 quid car, and the engine broke a month later needing a 3k repair

so then he had to buy another 1k modeo, and that also crapped out on him, gearbox exploded

meanwhile I rented a car for 1.1k a year and had no problems using half the fuel and got cheaper insurance due to the saftey ratings on new cars

>>24058855
I paid 1500 for my 52 plate fiesta, yeah got shafted but I literally had a day to find a car so had no choice. If it started fucking up on my I'd just abandon it somewhere, must be worth around 500 at most

Intermittent fireworks going off outside are very irritating.

>>24058767
>I just didn't expect cute girls coming around taking photos with everyone

They didn't when I was dragged to clubs back in my early twenties. This was nearly a decade ago and I don't think smartphones were as widespread back then. I'm also uggo, so that probably put them off as well.

They were, by far and away, the most awful nights I've ever had though. Literally every single thing about clubs is something I despise. My mates at the time were boring cunts though who only ever got together to go to them, so I had no choice.

>>24058913
I bought a 2012 1.4 polo with only 7k miles on the clock for 6.5 grand in january

pretty chuffed, since even the "we buy any car" shit is still at 6.2k

>>24058949
Polo's just scream femininity at me, would never consider one.

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>>24058977
Hey it's a nippy little car, great on fuel, the 2012 look more "masculin" than older and newer polos, with it's "angry" headlights

>>24059023
Yeah I'd agree.

Did the diesel scandal affect prices at all?

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>>24058945
I'm just looking on the facebook page, there is hundreds of photos like this

>>24059054
Depressing photo is depressing

>>24059054
Oooo! That just triggered some memories

Yea, you have club sluts (usually paid by the club) to do that and try and sell photos and shit

Just say "No thanks" and turn away from them.

>>24059054
>that cellulite
>that shitty tattoo
>that lack of self respect
>that shitty hair

white women are repulsive

>>24059054
the best way to enjoy clubs is to ignore women there. seriously. it can be okay with friends and when the music gets too much go out for a smoke.

as soon as you turn it into "lets try pull a girl" it becomes fucking sad and pathetic experience really. Seriously.. just watch other guys trying to do it and all the slags want is to try mug them off for a drink.

>>24059098
I definitely don't want to pull anyone, and none of my friends are into that so that's all good. I'm just worried what to say if one of the paid girls asks to take a photo with me and I sperg out or a photo of me ends up on the page and everyone laughs at me. Bad times tbqh

Why do people love gogglebox?

It's the TV equivalent to let's plays.

>>24059130
>watching tv
>truly pleb

>>24059130
It gives the people watching a sense of superiority, like Benefit Street or Big Brother.

>>24059123
seriously think about this mate

they aint gonna put a picture up of some loser cause everyone will think the club is full of losers and then stacey wont go there so chad wont go there.

>>24058945
The only reason people go to clubs is just to say that they are there to look sociable and have pictures to post on Facebook. Most people don't even like it. When I had friends back in the day they'd all want to go to clubs and I'd try to convince them to come do something else and they'd be like 'yea i agree mate clubs are shit but Stacy is going so gotta make an appearance;

The few times I did go it was

>Wait half an hour to get served while all the slutty girls push in and get served by the pervy old bar man instantly
>Stand around with friends too loud to talk to each other
>lose some of the friends
>Walk around looking for lost friends
>Find them
>Some other friends get lost
>walk around and find them
>Stand around
>everyone takes selfies with girls for Facebook
>leave at 2am sober and pay extortionate amounts for a taxi home

>>24059174
see >>24059054

unique post

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>>24059170
>stealing my gimmick

truly pleb

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>>24059174
>>24059253
Yea, maybe they put pictures of losers up so losers see the losers with girls and think maybe if I can go there I can get a grill.

>>24059267
>>24059267
>Having a gimmick
You some kinda pleb mate?

Got a bottle of jack with my clubcard points, very nice.

Gonna get a takeaway now, thinking a kebab and chips.

douse the cunt in garlic mayo yeah?

>>24059297
garlic mayo, chilli sauce and all salad is absolutely required

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I'll tell you guys somethin that happened about twelve years ago
>be me
>30 yr old
>bouncer
>work for a club
>not an ordinary place
>hard as fuck to get in
>if you're a betafag tough luck
>but still they keep trying
>one day this blonde kid walks up
>the most beta kid i've ever seen in my life
>asks to come in
>tell him only alphas are allowed
>he tries to show me he's tough but i tell him to fuck off
>he goes slouching off into the resuraunt across the street
>this happens about three times
>about to kick the faggots ass if he comes back again
>im already stressed enough getting old, going bald and shit
>betafag comes back again
>brought his fatass friend this time
>nigga wearin a pink shirt
>neckbeard
>they ask to come in
>i tell them to fuck off
>kids friend gets mad at him
>though betafag would get him in
>betafag calls pinkshirt a fatass and tells him to fuck off
>pinkshirt punches betafag in the fucking face
>holyshit.jpg
>betafag stands up
>he then proceeds to kick the ass of pinkshirt in the most brutal fight i had ever seen
>i look at betafag
>a tear drips down my face
>i let him in
>nigga gets so excited and runs in
>betafag slips on an icecube
>never let a betafag into the salty spatoon

>>24059435
weak, also the episode was 13 not 12 years ago

>>24059435
This is why I always read the last sentence first.

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>>24059474
>>2405948
first attempt at a greentext with a humorous plot twist so i apologize

what you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD36kSd14kk

>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftk_1s03HDg

>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFtfziiuaI

just made 2 burgers and chips

you lot having a decent friday night?

>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSJAAo1uNY

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Who /drinking alone/ here?

What vidya should I play to forget that I have no social life?

>>24059591
have you checked out black sun empire? you may like them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CB8ipZsJnU

>>24059673
Yeah love BSE, thanks for the link though.

>>24059611
Came back from center parcs this morning. Pretty miserable that I'm going back to wagekucking life once again.

>>24059656
> What vidya should I play to forget that I have no social life?

Join us on ETS2MP, lad. We're all friends there, and it's pretty chill.

Fuck the french drivers though, bunch of pricks, if I can be frank with you.

>>24059708
which one did you go to? i've been to the longleat center parcs a handful of times

Is Asahi beer as good as its ubiquity in my Japanese animes would suggest?

>>24059754
If you're a lager drinker, it's one of the better lagers out there.

Still tastes like horse piss to anyone who isn't a lager drinker though.

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>>24059737
>tfw other robots have been without 20 miles of you
>tfw there could be a robot in your town right now

>>24059848
*within

>>24059848
> tfw there could be a robot in your town right now

Jesus, I hope not.

>>24059054
Beestings

>>24059737
Went to Sherwood forest cause it's the one closer to me.

>>24059098
the best way to enjoy clubs is to ignore women there. seriously.

i haven't been to a club in years since fucking up my normie life but this is amazing advice, thankyou

im just gunna dance like an idiot and have a good time next time while ignoring all the bullshit

Should I watch Evangelion? I really don't see the appeal of mecha anime.

What y'all fapping to tonight, lads?

>>24060080
Extremely hairy women.

>>24060054
I don't like XFactor, but I still watch it to make smalltalk in work.

>>24060080
The thought of my boss trapping me in the changing room and giving me a blowjob.

>>24060080
wenches i know in the real, probably some polish chick i work with

>>24060080
This weird thing where I imagine Taylor Swift singing hymns while I bum her. It's a recurring daydream and is getting more vivid as time goes on.

Bit scary desu

>>24060091
link pls senpai

>>24059584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0

Beautiful classic that my pa' used to play

>>24060104
So the only reason I have to watch it is that I'll be able to watch Azusa shitposters?

>>24060250
*make smalltalk with
Not watch

>>24060250
You're an outsider, popular culture is the easiest way into a social group. If you don't like mecha shit then the only reason to watch Evangelion is because it's a casual filter that stops those who haven't watched it from participating in (I assume) about 70% of /a/

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fucking hell lads, i just want to end it all. i don't enjoy anything anymore

>>24060493
let me lick your scrotum senpai

>>24060175
http://www.imagefap.com/organizer/247002/Harley-Hex

>>24060526
>Harley Hex

my fucking nigga

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>can feel me and my gf slowly drifting apart

Fucking hell, I know having a gf is generally frowned upon here, but these feels are strong bros

>>24060542
my friend of excellent taste

actually I am only recently exploring this, I really like Harley, but can you recommend others?

>>24060639
Give me a second to open up my folder, ill try to pick out names

>>24060609
PffffHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHHAH!!!!!

Nothing funnier than a failed normie hahahahaha

>>24060694
Looks good that mate, where did you get it?

>>24060167
Sounds pretty hot desu

Tay a qt

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Alright lads, weekend finally started and i got this in the mail today.

Can i still do anything with club nintendo codes?

>>24060708
Yeah yeah forgot image.

>>24060639
are you just into white girls? or do you mind blacks?

>>24060694
It was discontinued a while back

>>24060727
White really.

>>24056808

props.

Niggas I just got my first ever 'Outstanding' lesson observation, where's the TinyChat and Stewart Lee video streaming at?

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>>24060708

I'm not a normie though friend, she's only my gf because we'd known each other for ages and it was just natural progression

If my misery makes you happy then I'm glad I made your day though

>>24060743
alright the obvious name sticking out for me here is Erin Eden, a lot of my folders only have their first names but ill keep looking

>>24060755
She's probably gotten a taste for Jamal to be rather frank. Sorry to hear it, lad.

>>24060755
It does, it really really does.

>>24060757
I appreciate it man

>tfw my fwb and my gf don't get along
Why is life so difficult?

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>>24060792

Maybe, don't think she likes blacks though cause she's pretty racist. Not completely ruling out some sort of Chad being on the scene somewhere though

>>24060799

What's it like being such a hollow shell of a man?

>>24060757
you've got stuff like this as well

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5694870/Monica-1

>>24060825
Sorry, my folders are all fucked up, it's hard to find the name's of the girls when shit is just named "hairy 687" or "mon8908098098" etc, I don't think I can find any more easily.

If you have a k2s or rg account I can link you to threads filled with links to galleries

>>24060856
Trying too hard: the post

>>24057338
>mfw I've been deranked 3 times on GNM
JUST

>>24060870
>What's it like being such a hollow shell of a man?
Feels genuinely excellent man, what's it like knowing the only girl dumb enough to fall for your weak ass is balls deep in Chad right now?

I bought a wallscroll but it's too big and goes over the dado rail

>>24060910

At least I've known the love of a woman other than mum though tbqh

>>24060878
Afraid I lack those things. Thanks anyway.

>>24060910
You're a genuine retard my friend

>>24060989
Aaaand you never will again. LOL.
>>24061013
>Call me a retard
>Claim to be my friend

>No fireworks at all last night
Feels good man
>Fireworks been going on for 2 hours tonight
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24060996
maybe search for extreme hairy in the hairy galleries on imagefap, or search for scary hairy atk on torrent sites for more stuff

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>>24061048

>laughing at other people feels

GTFO faggot, you're about as welcome as pakis and unifags

>>24061048
Why are you so bitter?
>he didn't detect the unironic sarcasm in my post when I called him my friend

What you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxybPH2hJ4

>>24061091
Will look into it. Cheers anon.

>>24061101
I'm laughing at normies m8

I'm currently seeing a 16 year old girl.

And I'm still not sure how to feel about it.

What do you guys think?

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fat mode engaged, the bbq burgers also come with chips, just to let you guys know they are only a rip off, rather than a major rip off

>>24061155
16 is legal, my only friend is a 15 year old girl still in high school and I always feel weird hanging out with her

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>>24061155
16 is legal. Fuck her blind and never look back

>>24061209
could you imagine dating her though?

i've never been out with this girl, i've just fucked her every week for the past few months but she wants more.

and it'd just seem weird going out with her etc

>>24061179
>diet coke

Lol

>>24061209
how old are you?

uniquie comment hiroshima

>>24058752
What about 'why are you wearing a bath robe?' as she has a bath robe on in one of her pictures? Too autistic?

Man, this is too much stress for me senpai.

>>24061279
I probably could, we've never fucked since she's underage and she's my mates sister but we get on really well, either she's really mature for her age or I'm immature but we like all the same games and music and she enjoys watching japanese horror movies with me
>>24061287
18

>>24061286
anon thank you so much for replying to me, I got a diet coke with the burgers in hopes more than one person would >diet coke me and I'd get a ton of replies for it

this is all my life has come to, I'm so desperate for attention

>>24061299
Bruv, you're fucked. You need to just be daft.

One line someone told me was to say:

"Top marks. Well done"
>what for?
"Top marks for the looks but does the personality match?"

>>24061237
Why are gingers so perfect

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>>24061286
>coke at all

>>24061299
I got a date with a girl when she had a pic of her wearing a towel and my first message was 'will I have to speak up since you're wearing a towel'

WTF is up with this "desu" and "senpai" shit?

>>24061375
word filter on to be honest and family abbreviations

Room is like an absolute furnace but don't want to open the window in case creepy crawlies get in

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>Radio on the drive home went on about how big the Euromillions jackpot is
>Actually waste 2 quid playing it

If I win I will literally buy the entire thread a pizza each.

>>24061427
i dont care about money, i care about you being my bf, i wish you were ;_;

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>>24061427
Best of luck to you.

I'll hold you to the pizza thing.

>>24061420
don't believe you desu senpai

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>>24061372
>>24061324
You see, I could never in a million years come up with shit like that. Maybe that's why i'm 26 and still a virgin, i'm like venom snake. Zero personalty but unlike venom, I'm not attractive either.

Fuck. I just think I had a massive realization desu.

>>24061427
Fuck didn't even realise and now its too late :(

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>>24061355
They're God's final gift to us before the atheists kill him

>>24061484
You saved yourself 2 quid m8. You have more chance to get hit by lightning and all that.

>>24061427

You probably won't win lad, it's always some pensioners or a retarded Chad or Stacey who do.

Drinking a crabbies alcoholic ginger beer lads by myself with a good stock of wine and special brew. Why do you even need a stanky gf; robots got it all sussed.

>>24061606
Good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYncMk1zzp8

>>24061606
Rum & Coke desu senpai. Amen.

>>24061606
Are you the alcoholic anon?
obviously, if you're drinking special brew

>>24061820
I work too much to be an alcohol. But I have a good binge drink on my off days desu senpai desu.

>>24061820
I drink Special Brew and I'm not an alcoholic. GP confirmed it; I'm an abuser, not an addict.

>>24062006
What's the difference?
original bijinal

>>24062042
Abusers can stop, they just don't want to despite the negative effects (fat, anxiety, nerve damage that makes your feet feel like they're on fire, etc.)

Addicts can't stop because alcohol withdrawal will literally kill you unless a GP hovers around you 24/7.

>>24061375
4chink made me do it

Did Nanking happen?

>>24056987

its all quackery

they'll never understand

>>24056987
I had to go to three different GP's before I got one that actually helped me with depression. The second one legit said 'just think positive thoughts'. The one I have now is really good though.

Just keep changing practices/seeing a different doctor at the practice, until you find one who will help you. It seems there are a lot out there who can't be bothered with it or just don't believe it's a real problem.

>>24059526
Not to worry, keks were had

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>Not owning two motorbikes

>125 for commuting and a 1000 for hooning and being a general deliquent.

Forget your cages and traffic, high insurance and stupid amount of petrol consumption.

>>24062482
frig off normie

>>24062619
I'm equally as fucked up, I just like going fast and almost dying everytime I go somewhere.

>>24062619
bikes are not normie senpai.

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>>24062482
muh bike
80 POUND a year TPFF

I sure hate winter though

>>24062482
How do you stop people stealing them?

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>>24062482
>125cc for commuting
>Not at least a 250cc
Going on the motorway on a 125cc is just a pain, you have to be flat out to keep up with traffic decently while a 250cc will keep up pretty well.

>>24062672
>19
>Two years experience and no claims

>R125 - 120 TPFT
>SV1000 - 400 TPFT

I love these bikes.

>>24062679
They never go out of my sight. The SV also has a 2 way remote alarm.

Father Christmas is a queer. When he's not fucking men its reindeer.

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My whole neighbourhood is chavvy as fuck.
Anyone else have to deal with this.

>>24062729
>They never go out of my sight

where do you keep them at night?

There's no way I could fit a bike in the house

>>24062729
You've just got the SV then? Or have the license rules changed again?

>>24062722
>No 250cc sports that look decent
>Work is 4 miles away
>10 minutes on the r125 on country roads

Way more fun on the R125 than the SV.

>>24062754
To the right of where I took the photo is my kitchen, where I basically do a u-turn and push them in.

really want some crisps but don't want to take a tenner out of the cash machine

>>24062722
It's an extra 20 quid a year to tax a 250

>>24062768
Yeah just got it.

17 - 125
19 - Any cc, but has to be 49hp or restricted to

Then when you've had your A2 for two years you can get whatever you want or wait till 24.

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Muh dick! [original comment]

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>>24062798
>Not having a box in the house at all times

>>24062822
Yeah I was waiting until I could take the DAS.

I'm 26 now and I still haven't done it.

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>>24062776
125s are pretty fun for just how small and fuckaroundable they are. I find not so much it being more 'confidence' in corners so much as it feels you can wrest the thing back if something goes wrong.
I just find that they're pretty limited by hills and motorway/dual carriageway, hitting the redline just keeping up with traffic makes a bit of a dampener on it for me.

Aren't there a few newer models where the 125 and 250 share frame? I can't remember the name of the bikes I'm thinking of because frankly, motorbike names are a bit shit.

>>24062822
I'm confused; after I passed my test I could ride whatever I wanted, but I wasn't 24 at the time? Apparently Direct Access is 24+ only now?

>>24062954
The R3 and Ninja 300 just came out but fuck paying extortionate prices for those things.
I know what you mean, but I've travelled that road over 1000 times. Wet, dry, day, night, shit even night time with no headlights and I only put soft compound tyres on it so they heat up quick. I've touched knee on the R125 because it just handles so much better than the SV. The SV likes to bounce in corners, suspension is way too soft. Just replaced the fork internals and steering head bearing on the 125, feels so much better. Yeah it's all changed now.

Just got done lads
Want me to greentext

>>24063091
Aye go on

Frosty the pervert, with a trenchcoat he did go
To the school yard to expose his dick and balls made out of snow
Frosty the pervert, all the kids he liked to watch
His dick did grow when he packed snow on his cold and icy crotch
There must have been some magic when he stroked his frozen meat
Because Frosty started moaning loud and it began to sleet

How do I meet asian girls in Newcastle?

>>24063091

What is it to get done? Do you mean arrested, or beaten up or what?

>>24063347
Chinese takeaway.

>>24063347
>>24063372
How do I meet black girls in Newcastle?

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reminder you cant say lad unless you are in the red

Who else /TheMoaningOfLife/ here?

>>24063408
London here, I don't give a damn lad.

>>24063408

Only morons actually say it in every day life.

>>24063343

U such inred poet! wewe lad wewe!!!!11111111 (desu senpai desu senpai desu desu lel lel lel)

>>24063451
lad... are you ok

>>24063408
im from nottingham can i say it

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I want to fuck this girl so bad

>>24063624
she looks a little young there kid

>>24063408
>tfw Hull lad

>>24063390
KFC senpai

>>24063624
is she cleansing her foul toilet parts in this image?

>>24063671
hull is objectively the worst place to live

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>>24063753
She was shitposting

>>24057031
Why m8y?

>>24063754
I know I am literally here. Its the worst place in europe to live

>>24063858
go to somehwere nice and shank someone your life quality will improve

>>24063883
I'm too qt for prison mate

>>24063899
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck off

>>24063946
Being 5'5 in chav central is no joke mate

i hate the term "startup" so much

>>24063981
>>24063981
i am 6ft lad livng in a middle class area

>>24063241
>2 old mates from high school run into me at co-op, ask me to hang out.
>cut to night, we're out in town.
>walking past garden centre, loads of pumpkins out front.
>normie "mate" decides to go jump on a pumkin, grab another and run off with it.
>tfw stupid AF but also quite funny.
>we're walking down pitch black street, still carrying pumpkin.
>I turn around, massive man stood about 2 inches away from me, he says really weirdly "your aware what you're doing is stealing"
>No one says out.
>"It's stealing, I'd take it back to where you found it, its stealing"
>normie mate finally speaks up, "we didn't take it, we found it"
>"Take it back or I'll ring the police!! "
>"alright mate we will, chill"
>dude just walks off into the dark.

Evening, lads

Hope you are all ok. P.s. Family Guy on BBC3

>>24064165
not it isn't its "left shit, shits mclefty; the show"

>>24064137
was it batman?

>>24060080
Probably fantasising about a lass that was on my bus coming home.

>>24060724
Nah mate Club Nintendo is gone completely.

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Pussynigga
Caterpillar
Stuart little
Hike

Everyone post what city you're from and judge eachother

>>24064385
I'm from London, hello, please do not judge me too harshly.

>>24064385
Manchester

originale

>>24064385
>Being from a city

>>24064267
Dk but it was weird and creepy.

Brother came home and gave me the rest of his dominos, going to get comfy

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>Tfw both my nentendroids arrived today

>>24064385
southampton

southern lads where we at?

just can't cope with my high arse crack

every day is a living nightmare

>>24064498
I love rubbing my fingers against my arse crack and sniffing them all day tbf

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>want to buy myself a nice cake to celebrate my birthday, also losing 12 lbs of pure fat and dropping to 10% cause I poisoned myself with DNP
>want something with pecans, nuts, caramel, toffee, and a chocolate base
>all the mom n pop bakeries in manchester centre are unworthy of making me a cake
>the good, more expensive ones don't have any caramel and pecans on them, plus those fags want an extra 15 quid for delivery
>might end up just getting something off of marks and spencers

ree, etc.

Also why does it say that a 6 inch cake can serve 12 people? the fuck that shit seems tiny, a 6 inch pizza isn't even considered a meal.

Yeah ok the cakes gonna have like 3 layers n shit, but still.

>>24063624
She looks a bit jailbaity.

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>You will never be an alpha male
fugggg

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>>24064482
Which ones you order?
Even though I can afford scales now, I find myself buying a lot of nendos still, they're so cute.

>>24064643
ily anon

>>24064643
Saber 10th anniversary and HomuHomu

>I can afford scales now, I find myself buying a lot of nendos still, they're so cute.
Exactly. No matter how much money you have Nendos are always cuter.

>>24064398
You know what I'm thinking, right?

Begins with C and ends in uck.

It was just banter

>>24064691
i disagree with you sir

Britistan is like a southern Europe or balkan country with shitty weather.

I thought its 1st world but it isnt.

>>24063408
Lad is used very frequently in Northern Ireland too lad desu baka

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>>24064672
You probably wouldn't if you met me.

>>24064675
I've got Homu myself, she's pretty funny if you find some way to have her geared up with all the guns to make her look like an 80s action movie star.

>>24064385
>living in a city
It's like you want to be around people

>>24063408
Wales is literally a pig's head.

>>24064754
>Not giving the handgun for Madoka to hold
This is hoodshit, senpai.

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>>24064758
When you're in a city surrounded by people, you're just another person in the crowd who no-one will pay a second glance to. If you constantly feel like everyone's judging you, it can be a nice atmosphere. Though if you're worried about something else, it can be the exact opposite.

>>24064807
>Not making Madoka into Madoka Titus

>>24064788
aberystywth is a slanty little eye

>>24064558
Thanks for the pointless update paki.

>>24058450
>tfw you always get excited when someone says this and then you realise they don't really mean it
>tfw you say this to people sincerely but they probably think your lying

>>24064137
You
Brap

Enjoying a bit of jools holland desu

Watching narcos, bretty gud

so fucking hungry lads

gonna cook an egg and some microwave chips because theres nothing else

>>24064888

always glad 2 blog m80