ITT: Scariest phrases

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>alright class time to find a group!

>>24045955
people who say shit like that are legit retarded

>>24045955
>>24045979
I shouldn't have opened this thread, these will give me nightmares...

>So... you're graduating this year, aren't you?

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>When I was your age, I (insert something you haven't done)

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>get a job son

>Collage will be awesome. You're gonna party and get laid so much!

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>alright, everyone pair up with someone of the opposite sex

>Hey, look at that help wanted sign

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>>24045955
>So what have you been up to?

>well it's only going to get harder
This is what my mom considered as support when I was struggling in school.
The fuck.

>You're gonna be so handsome when you grow up

>so what do you do for fun?

>What did you do over the week?

>>24045955
>So what are your hobbies?

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>So when are we going to make this relationship official?

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> So what are you doing with yourself?
> Are you going to get a job?

>>24046188
another normie bragging on r9k

>Previous job experience?

>you have to present it in front of the class
>im pregnant and i want to keep it
>i don't love you anymore
>why do you look so sad all the time
scary for me cause i try hard to look happy
>im going out with friends tonight
>i was at dinner with my uhhh parents
>i don't have anymore
drug dealer
>we have to cut you off because you have refilled your prescription too many times
>*alarm clock*

Why are you so quiet anon?

>Anon, are you a virgin?

>Supposed to find group for class project
>Sit still silently hoping someone jsut chooses me
>Hear 2 chads and super hot stacie with them searching for a 4th,
>They realize they'll have to use me so tap me on the back
>I turn around and as I am turning around to introduce myself and talk to the group I see the girl in my group roll her fucking eyes in disgust that I joined

She's 26. We're in an MBA program and all over 24. Who the fuck still acts like that? Can't we just be in a group where its not some popularity thing. It's not like I won't do the work, I got in just like you.

>>24046257
Honestly, what answer do they expect when they ask this?

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>How are you today anon?

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>"What kind of music do you listen to?"
I respond with "Anything really."
She doesn't know that I am into suicide core types of music like Death Conscienceness, Death Grips, and other depressive songs.
listening to entire albums are for fedora fags.

>>24046283
She will act like that for the rest of her life. She has probably gotten everywhere in life due to her looks

>>24046285
This. What can you even say? I guess they're normies, so they assume something must be wrong if you're not talking. But the honest answer would be

"Because I have social anxiety and I don't know how to hold a conversation."

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>You're grown now, <insert responsibility here>

>>24046341
Suicide core

>death grips

>not appreciated full albums

Get out, REE etc.

>>24045955
>you are the father

>>24046283
Women. Also known as children.
Get used to it, oh and get used to being fired from your senior position and having her take your place because you're a man and she's a woman.
glhf

>>24046283
>She's 26
What the fuck?
That's actually really abnormal. Then again I never even experienced that shit in High school.

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>>24046428
>Eating all the fruits from a tree
>not just eating the best ones from a tree and throwing the others away into the trash
Ok buddy.

>>24046188
get out of my board...

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>>24046188
JUST FUCKING LEAVE[spoiler/]

So what did you do on New Years/Christmas/Halloween/Fourth of July/etc etc etc.

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>"what uni are you in?"
>mfw dropped out two years ago and did absolutely nothing productive

>have a nice life

>whats your facebook?
>how much you lift?
>how come you never talk to girls?
>oh you live in x neighborhood? me too! how come i never see you here
>dude do you have other shoes?
>in gym class, change into your gym uniform
IM NOT A RIPPED CHAD WHO BUYS NIGGER SHOES FOR EVERY MONTH
but im flattered they think im a normie
>>24045979
fucking hell they still do this shit in university

>What are you majoring?

>>24046341
>suicide core
Stop making up genres you retarded faggot.

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>>24045955
>good morning anon

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>>24046727
I bet you don't even listen to tropical goth or ghost drone.

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>did you meet any cute girls?

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>>24046135
It hurts how much i can relate to this

>How come you always eat by yourself?

>You still haven't gotten with anyone. You're not gay, are you?

>>24046808

Mongolian and turvan throat singing is boss.
Fuck this retarded pic.

>>24046808
you just added your retarded made-up genres to this image

fuck off

>>24046928
That's the only thing I listen to on the pic I posted. I practice it myself, but can't reach a range as wide as pros.

>We're going to go around the circle, and each of you can say your name, a fun fact about yourself, and why you're here.

>Haha, you don't talk much, do you anon?
Fuck you, you're not paying me to stand around and talk like everybody else does.

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>>24046961
How do I into overtones?

>>24046983
alternatively
say something
>he talks!
>whoa, you can talk?


I often don't do things that I want to do because I'm afraid I'll get shamed for them and this is the source of that

>>24046234

Icy tonight anon

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>>24046117
x11

>Should I worry about this?
or worse
>Is this something to worry about?

>>24045955
When a girl asks you in front of her friends:
>"Are you a virgin anon?"

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>>24046117
Jesus God please no.

>>24046808
>Semen operated keyboard
What.

>use your network

>okay, let's go around in the circle and introduce ourselves. Say your name, where you're from, and something interesting about yourself.

>time to form teams! Chad and Cody are captains, Chad picks first

>so, what do you do for fun?

>[mom] how are your grades this semester?

>[stray ball/frisbee lands near you] bro, toss it!

>[mom] why don't you hang out with your friends?

>>24048554
>he can't toss a frisbee back

You're lame bro.

L A M E
A
M
E

>You won't amount to anything without a Ph.D (psych major here)

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>What do you do for money?

>>24046135
Same here, except it was my dad.

Pretty sure that shit was the teas that broke the camels back for me.

>why do you only hangout when you're drinking

>pick a partner

>what did you do over the weekend

>oral presentation

>>24046117
yeah this one's the worst

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>>24046117
>>24045955

these,tbqhwy

>do you still live at home?

Fucking sucks not being able to afford to live on your own and still living at home. When people find out your still living at home they assume you're a looser, which I am, but I don't want other to know

>>24045955
My dad fucking tells me this every time I'm home from college.

College is such a fucking scam, they attract people in because society tells you it's so awesome when in reality it's literally the overpriced DLC to high school.

> Can you chuck in $5 for fuel?

>>24049328
Thats what you do when you're getting a ride you freeloading faggot. Stop being a neetkuk and start being a wageslave so you can get your own transportation

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>>24046808
>what kinda music do you like
>o-oh y-you know just a bit of everything.

have older relative who is a deadbeat:
>Do you want to be like _? That's the path you're on.

be neet:
>where do you go to school?
>where do you work?
>what are you studying?
>where do you see yourself in five years?

be failure child:
>What happened to my sweet little boy?

and worst of all:
>You've changed.

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>>24049553
EVERYFUCKING TIME, I am actually triggered by this post

Hey Anon what did you do on the weekend?

>>24049642
sorry
it hurts so much to see your life unfold before your eyes in the same way it already has for a relative. to see your future self in him, powerless to avoid that outcome because no matter what you do you only become more like him. you should have learned from his mistakes, but maybe it's all predetermined. and suicide feels like the only way to avoid it. I'm triggering myself now.

>>24046285
Pretended I was a mute once when someone said this to me, thinking back i probably looked autistic as fuck

>>24046138
You were so handsome as a child

>Who ate all the biscuits?

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>>24049553
>>24049642
>>24049722

the best-worst part about that statement is it's clearly obvious the people around you can see the same things happening, yet they refuse to help you avoid the same situation.

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>>24052423
And on further thought, what kind of shitbag would sit back and let it happen twice?
Hey, i guess

> You really are your parents' child

>>24046117
Just lie, friend. Make a game out of it. Try to come up with something that's as badass as possible while still being somewhat believable.

>>24049553
Got a feeling in my gut when I read that.

>tfw 20
>probably I'm going to live until I'm 75
>tfw a 1/3 of my life is gone

>>24052715
>not planning a solid escape at 50

Its not like you even trying

>>24046863
You expect her to do your homework for you while making your tendies at the same time?

>>24049553
fuck that one hurts, and t b h I kinda want to be like him

>Hi Anon! How are you?

>>24046808
this should be like 4 times as long to be really funny

>>24045955
>These are the best years of your life
Translation
>My life has been downhill ever since i was your age

>>24045955
>you're pretty quite

FUCK YOU

>>24047035
Just laugh it off.
If you never say anything this is the reaction you can expect. Get over it.

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>Why don't you have a gf?
>Are you a virgin?
ummmmm

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>>24049485
Nobody talks to me at uni anymore because i was listening to nasheeds during the pause inbetween lectures and my headphones stopped working and the sound transferred to the speaker. I was listening to Ansar al Sharia nasheed when it happened. Those normie looks man. Islam is truely the robot light.

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>>24046089
>>24046204

>Finally land a job after tirelessly searching since March
>It's retail so dad's still disappointed

>>24046117
Similar, but for me it's
>how's University going
considering I dropped 4/5 classes, it isn't going to well