>tfw external hemorrhoid developing I had/have an internal

>>23350903
Its supposed to be a white background bitch

>>23350903
I took a bunch of acid and channeled healing energy into my asshole several times a day for about a week.

It worked.

I'm being 100% serious, too. This actually happened. Blew my fuckin mind when I looked at my butthole and there wasn't a giant growth on it.

I really don't think this would work for other people most of the time. But I swear to god it happened to me. No bullshit.

>>23350903
get cream
apply cream
stop sitting on your ass all day

>>23350920
I know. the dude who made it was retardd

wtf with that brown on the mask

>>23350957
>stop sitting on your ass all day

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>>23350943
That's a cool story anon.

>>23350903
Stop sitting on the toilet for so long. Don't read, don't fap, don't use a phone or laptop. Just get in, take that shit and get up. Don't strain.

if you just fast and eat nothing for 2 weeks it goes away

also if you shit standing up squatting hemeroids dont develop. i shit standing up because i dislike sitting down

its probs diet related too, but whose kidding who, ur not changing that

>>23350903
don't stick any large toys up there and/or engage in anal sex for a few weeks until it clears up

>>23351050
yeah but im wondering if the lump will go

>>23350903

Cream brah, I get them a fair bit because I shit like 4 times a day and it's bad stuff.

>>23350943
>>23350964
Do you have more cool stories to share?