>tfw no fat hairy christmas cake gf

>>23311292
Iktw, too bad, I'll call up Stacey I guess.

>>23311816
>tfw just had a threesome with Stacy and her friend
>tfw no fat hair christmas cake gf

just kill me fam

It must feel good to cum while being mercilessly stomped or when holding more than you can carry.

>>23311845
This is the worst feel bud, you make it and then you don't even get what you always wanted, only stuck up bitches and model mag, fat girls are just too intimidated.

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>>23311292
>tfw no fat gf

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>>23311991
>pick up lifting
>only get hit on by staceys and gays at gim
>still no fat gf

>tfw no fat hairy christmas cake bf
Things no female has ever said.

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>>23312615
>christmas cake bf
I don't think you understand how this works.
the socioeconomic value of non-defective men goes up till 40's at least, and often into 60's.
a "charismas cake" implies something that is past it's prime.

>>23312615
Females want someone who can protect them, either economically (money) socially (politics/chad) or physically (fit). If you are neither of those, you're irrelevant, whatever your style is.

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>>23311292
>tfw Japanese ex-gf just turned 25
I really want to text that bitch and call her a Christmas Cake.

>>23313245
>tfw no gf to protect me
:(

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>>23313688
I hate this feel
First because tfw will never meet a gfd gf to protect me and will most certainly end up with a defenseless girl I'm expected to work my ass off in every way to please her
Second because I remind myself I'm a weak, worthless, insecure beta

>>23313886
OH BOY HERE WE GO
I have lost count how many times i have fapped to this.
Fuck you for giving me a boner.

>>23312157
oh my god date me pls am fat girl

>>23311292
I've fucked a fat chick before, never again. It's easy to fetishize them in your mind up until you actually have sex with them.

>>23314198

What's wrong/

>>23314712
It's harder for them to keep clean and they sweat too easily. Also, it's hard to "handle" them with all that fat.
The only positive thing is that you hear the flapping of body to body contact every time you thrust.

Other than that, I'll just fap to fatsos I see online and never bother with them irl again.