Female masturbatory methods

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There are a number of female masturbatory methods that I'm a bit curious about. Anyone (specifically women) willing to enlighten me would be helpful.

1- How does putting a gently running garden hose up your nuke silo feel? I was watching a porno once where a woman took a gently running garden hose and stuck it in her panties to masturbate or bring her some form of pleasure, and I got to wondering how that would actually feel

2- would using a dildo break the hymen? This seems relatively straight forward, and yes, it probably is a stupid question, but I'd rather that not be in my search history.

3- does dryhumping a pillow cause chafing? Seems like it would on some level...

4. Would you ever consider getting a dildo bike? Our friends in Japan (go figure) have designed a bike that would allow you to masturbate and ride the bike at the same time. Much like how they make the tires spin, the pedals when pushed cause a dildo to rise up and down within the vagina, doing exactly what you'd expect. Would you ever use one?

5- what about smartphones? Would you ever use the vibrate function to get off?