On Thursday evening (at about 6:30) my roommate( as shown above) will come back from work. Hey first port of call will be our upstairs bathroom, ready to unload her vegan diet (complete with the tablets I put in her smoothie in the morning to help 'stem the flow' for a little bit). Essentially she will be clogged up, and I want all to witness this spectacle. If any have pointers on what the best angles are or other techniques, please share!
The 'flash'point... Expect her to drop a huge amount of paper in there and possibly her taking selfies (waist up obvs); as well as her watching some forgettable buzz feed or watchmojo related video in her IPhone, all the while grunting and vainly staring into the mirror (hopefully she exposes her bum too).