SEEKING NEW RECRUITS FOR AN EVER GROWING BATTALION

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ATTENTION BROTHERS: IT IS TIME TO PLEDGE YOUR LOYALTY AND PLATONIC DEVOTION TO A NOBLE CAUSE AND COME TOGETHER TO FIGHT THIS WAR. WE WILL MARCH ON THE HORIZON ARM IN ARM, ANONYMOUSLY YET PROUDLY WE SHALL RISE TOGETHER AS I AM THE VISUAL FIGUREHEAD, BUT EACH SOLDIER MAKES US STRONGER FROM THE INSIDE OUT. THE MISSION IS SIMPLE: EVERY MAN WHO SEES THE IMPORTANCE OF COMING TOGETHER FOR THE GREATER GOOD BY EJACULATING ON YOUR FAVORITE PHOTO OF MYSELF (PRINTED OUT ON PAPER OR ONTO YOUR MOBILE PHONE, ETC) WILL BECOME ONE OF THE MANY PIECES IN THIS INFLUENTIAL MOVEMENT OF INTERNATIONAL UNITY AND RESPECT FOR OUR FELLOW CITIZENS. PLEASE ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL HOWEVER YOU WISH, SOURCE MATERIAL UNSPECIFIED AND UP TO YOUR DISCRETION; THE ONLY MISSION YOU HAVE IS SIMPLE, I WILL LINK MY FACEBOOK.COM ACCOUNT BELOW AND YOU CHOOSE TO YOUR LIKING. AS LONG AS YOU RELEASE YOUR ANATOMICALLY UNIQUE GENETIC MATERIAL VIA EJACULATE ONTO THE PHOTO OF YOUR CHOOSING OF MY LIKENESS, MESSAGE IT TO MY PERSONAL PROFILE AND YOU HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE MANY UNITED BROTHERS THAT WILL BAND TOGETHER FOR GREATNESS. THIS IS A PLATONIC MISSION SO HOWEVER YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL IS UP TO YOU, BUT YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED INTO OUR ARMADA IF ANY SEXUAL INSTIGATION IN CONVERSATION IS INITIATED UPON SUBMITTING YOUR EFFORTS. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW ORDERS. JOIN YOUR FELLOW SUBORDINATES ONWARD WE MARCH TO A UNIVERSAL ACHIEVEMENT TO HARNESS OUR TRUE ABILITY ON THIS GRAND SCALE ACROSS THE WORLD WIDE WEB
MY ONLY ACCOUNT WHICH IS WHERE YOU MAY SOURCE YOUR END GOAL PHOTOGRAPH OF MY LIKENESS / MESSAGE YOUR SUBMISSION TO BE ANONYMOUSLY INCLUDED BUT UNIVERSALLY CELEBRATED BELOW:
Add usernamd "meredithmods" after the base Facebook URL
YOUR ONLY RULE IS THAT YOU WILL BE BLOCKED / REJECTED FROM THE MOVEMENT IF YOU INSTIGATE ANY NON-PLATONIC COMMUNICATION BETWEEN YOUR LEADER AND YOURSELF
FOLLOW YOUR ONE COMMAND WITH HONOR AND RESPECT, DO NOT INCLUDE ANY GENITALS IN YOUR MESSAGE OR I CANNOT PUBLICALLY INCLUDE IT