Gaming confessions

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>be me, male, 20, getting back into Skyrim and modding it
>decide to play as an orc because fuck it, never have and beefy guys are pretty hot.
>character is masculine as fuck, like something out of a gay porno comic.
>start the play through and decide to make the character into an asshole who only cares about fighting and money
>name him "Orc_Daddy"
>make Orc_Daddy gay
>download mods that allow for sex, masturbation, rape and necro.
>make Orc_Daddy travel the lands searching for gold, jewels, enemies to crush and men to rape.
>have him wank over the dead corpses of enemies after a battle
>have him worship Mehrunes Dagon and do his bidding, committing mass destruction and raping who ever I see fit
>jerk off to all of this
>have to hide it from my girlfriend.
>only makes it hotter.