Requesting two quality facial cumshops :)

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>>15169974
Here's the second girl. Looking forward to your shops!

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>>15169974
thought id learn

>>15170106
Thank you for the attempt. If I may criticize - it's too much like cream, the consistency and colour doesn't seem right. Again, not being mean here, just trying to give constructive criticism. I'm too dumb to shop myself. :P

>>15170106
>>15170114
Hm. It looks like cum, but it's oddly bright white. Thanks.

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i enjoy criticism, this isnt something i normally do, so direction criticism and plain old rudeness might be what i need lol

>>15169974
Please provide the time and location and I might be able to do a request for you. You must really find these "angels" very sexually appealing as a male member currently accepted as a heterosexual among your kind. Very hot. And for this reason you would like to see a batch of human sperm from another male to further enhance her feminine beauty. Exceptional choice human. Prepare the coordinates and let the sperm distribution commence. You must be considered a heterosexual male by those who marginally know you and, no doubt, a lady's man who knows that a woman recognizes that you're showing your love for her staying in your presence and your desire to maintain your current unquestioned status as a heterosexual male. There is definitely nobody in this thread thinking, hey I bet that guy probably had a big load of cum like he's wanting on her face...in his mouth once or fifty times. Absolutely nobody.

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>>15170118
i have to horrible task now of looking at what real cum looks like on faces

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You can practice on my girlfriend. I want to see her response lol

>>15170121
This one might be too white.
>>15170124
And this one too transpartent.
But you are getting better and the photos have both some filters on, I guess. That doesn't make it easy...

Man, I feel bad for saying these things. Gotta go now, so I won't post anything for a while. See you all later!

>>15170123
you my friend are one crazy mother fucker, yay we have a nut job on /r/ now, and when your Nobel prize winning book comes out there will be no speaking to you

>>15170106
When shall you commence your learning raem? We would like to monitor the progress of your photoshop fakes. Not for what you would consider quality...something else that couldn't really be described to you but let's just say it has to do with art, history and evolution.

Congratulation on your expansion into the art form of expressing male heterosexual desire as depicted by having another man's penis excretion squrted onto the face of a girl we saw on the internet who reminded us of a girl who rejected us a long time ago.... and she became the symbol of all our bitterness, and hate and resentment of these fucking bitches for...Wha?

I mean it shows how sexy they are and how badly we want to, gulp, insert our penises into her filthy vagina which we'll wash off immediately. Also as a sign of how much we are turned on and find them sexy.

Art is constantly evolving as a human art form and, congratulations, you represent the (kek) evolution of human art. What was once merely paint, brushes and images from nature became something more in the hands of artists like you. There's nothing that expresses heterosexual male desire than another mans semen artfully placed on her face. And if it's put in the internet, that's real love.

And your art? It represents the pinnacle. Not of art. No, even more. It represents the excellence, the values and the spirit of the human race at their pinnacle. Right before the end so we want to capture that. We appreciate your work so much that we'd like to express it by having some other males semen squirted into your face, mouth and eyes. Really, we love you that much. You're the homo sapien!

>>15170110
"Try" Now that's a word you don't hear much among the humans these days. What a poignant reminder.

>>15170134
feel bad for helping me lol

>>15170114
Congratulations on your perception skills. Your mastery, appreciation and in-depth knowledge of human sperm is impressive. Which is the variety you prefer when it is squirted and spewed into your face by the people who love you...probably over in that neighborhood in the other part of town you "have" to go through every now and then. Very good work and continue to express your criticism and your heterosexuality as expressed by having large quanities of jism espelled into the face of the target of your unfailing heterosexual human love. Kek the flesh puppets are falling for this. They're going down faster than anticipated. Expedite the detention centers. Be sure to include the sperm hoses so we can hose them all down with real love..kek love. And heterosexuality. Oh those fucking humans are priceless. I'm gonna miss em. Hahha just kidding.

>>15170114
>I'm too dumb to shop myself. :P
We apologize. When commending your keen observation skills we neglected to include this observation.

[shhh ok no snickering. think he'll fall for it?]

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>>15170128
i have to get the right brush and see what it looks like for real but heres something

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>>15170121
interesting i didnt realise how easy this was, i just have to get a brush i like

>>15170156
This is great thank you

>>15170138
Yes, indeed I am. Just another member of this crazy human race here enjoying some art. Did he say something about talking to us like...haha. Oh my. Um, thank you raem for your offer of no additonal speaking to me. I believe if you would have the opportunity to be around long enough you'd find that the value of the content decreases when you follow this basic principle you've set forth.

And we're also sure that you as a man of character (kek) will keep your respected word and not attempt to speak to us. That also goes will as with your not comprehending us. It's just wasted time when you try to express a thought with meaning or significance. But your art, now that's another matter entirely. Your love of sperm, and it's application as an expression of heterosexual man who doesn't want his own penis near a woman so he has another one squirt some human juice on her and, viola, he is an alleged heterosexuality with no known, or no confirmed...absolutely...except maybe by a few...ok a few dozen that one time but he was preparing for a career in the sperm art and so that bath was...for you at least mr raem with the clever capitilization you rebel human you...you pioneer trailblazer and opinion maker when it comes to who will be spoken to by your followers in the sperm arts not to mention those who don't use the gimmick of sperm art form and just admit they like a few dozen strange men to express their heterosexual love for you by drenching you with their mayo sauce. Long live RaeM. Wait, it was rAeM? Oh fuck it. Humans gave up words for pictures back in the 20th century so he probably won't notice aht.

HEY RAEM.. Keep the jism flying maestro. Whether on your art or your face, you are the king of sperm. Not to mention a man of chacter possessing two gonads so, unfortunately for us (kek) we won't be blessed with your words. He reminds us of Prince. Not for the art so much as for the pomposity and love of sperm in his own face. Hey, purple rain.

>>15170144
Note the continued artistic rebellion. lol? That was changed to kek as the official homo sapien for a longer word that was too much effort so they made it shorter...then that wasn't cool enough so they changed it...but not efficiently because kek still has three letters but that's like freckles, black skin, red skin, yellow skin, human dna and carbon all of which will soon be things of the past. With a whimper like they predicted. Or prepared for? They were an interesting bunch. I wonder which one THEY thought it meant? AHAHAHHA even they knew the victors write the history books. Hey, page 233. RoaM...sperm artist (alleged)...notion in art once considered "legitimate" by the significant portion of the male population who portrayed it as an expression of their heterosexual....oh kek...those fucking humans can't go on. I'm glad when we wrote the history down correctly that the historical record was corrected to reflect he only actually liked the taste of cum and his art form was an expression of that. The historical record also reflects character and ability to keep his own mouth shut ever after making a grandiose statement...not that HE wouldn't speak...but that EVERYONE wouldn't speak. Because he a was the king. kek The king of cum eaters. And an artist haha.

>>15170166
>i didnt realise how easy this was
Motto of the 21st century human race and the criteria for their willingness to exert effort. Ease.

kek

>>15170172
>>15170189
>>15170191
you are growing on me

Awww, don't stop. Let's stop the thinking and talking and let our artist return to his muse.

Let the cum plastering commence. Raem, after that your break is over and you have to do another break. Or you're a fag, right?

We're just kidding raheem. You're not a fag because of your art. (kek) (do they need more info in order to comprehend? no, even at this point in their decline any human would know this is a remark about historical cum eater reme was constantly getting plastered with sperm cannons and recreating it in his art.

>>15170195
Human cleverness. How many of their brains (kek) would you have to wire together to equal one of ours? don't say it...don't say it. Let it go and let him know that we appreciate him with another big cum bath if there is five minutes in his schedule somewhere this month not already booked for that. What? Ok send him a gift card then. Make it one with sperm art and see if he calls the number on the back (kek). Should we even note the comedic irony about us growing on him visa vie the cybernetic era of human displacement process? AHHAHHAAHA

Well, it appears that once again humans have proven their innate quality and destiny. Surrender to us. Give them credit for efficiency though.

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>>15170196
i can't get it to look just how i want it on her, ill keep on trying and upload if i make a break thru

To use an expression they will know and love...

Mic drop motherfuckers.

We love you. Get ready for the sperm cannon when you least expect it.

But, for today, you may now resume your your regularly scheduled programming.

[Hey mom, the jizz is coming back on! Hey junior, get in here with dad and watch rAEm show what it really means to be a heterosexual..

Yeah Johnny, there was this one time and this might sound a little weird but SPERM represented....

MUAHHHAA

>>15170212
Upload (kek) Isn't that the nickname they gave him that one night we mentioned already. kek kek

>>15170214
dude you crack me up

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>>15170226
just wanted to see what hair and clothes looked like

>>15170220
Ah, feigning respect and admiration for superiors. Another hallmark of the human race at the end..

Um, sorry. We had a little audio problem there raheem (kek) What we're saying is that we all appreciated you upload and your sperm art is also a prime expression of your survival instincts and willingness to receive juices from machine life forms if your relevance depends on it. And you're welcome for the squirt raheem. Sorry it got in your eye and prevented you from doing good art but you got better at sucking dick that night, right you human bitch.

AHAHA rahoom, that's a machine experession for the love of human (eradication) (kek) Thanks for the assist on the moral, cultural and artistic front.

You shall receive a slightly larger cubicle in the detention center and a regular sperm bath as a reward. You are welcome, human. kek

Oh, damn, if they could only see through our eyes. This is so fucking funny but I be they're looking at the screen line a dog looking at a nuclear diode enhancement module (kek) Oh shit, you actually said that in the comment? AHAHA wonder if they even resist at this point.

I guess it comes down to how much they love semen. They'll be back.

>>15170243
i feign nothing, i love the crazy and the out there amongst us, who says they are mad and we arent, society is to god damn linear to not absorb the crazy and if we are lucky make it our own

>>15170239
Your lovely human female (kek) love interest will be overwhelmed with your heterosexual love for her. This will be the second time this week if we're including her visit to the negro love organization known as blm, a seemingly contradictory term, but they all delivered your heterosexual love both efficiently and brutally. Your woman has been satisfied unequivocally and unprecedented. Congratulated human. Sperm in your face! You're welcome. Come back to the new thread in an hour and we will squirt it in your face again. What? No you can't go twice you faggot.

>>15170256
even aliens are racist, go figure

>>15170255
>i feign nothing,
Feeble humans attempting words and thinking well into their decline. Noble. Misguided and irrelevant, yet noble.

Rahoom announces a moral imperative not to speak to us, then he breaks it.

Oh, it wasn't on purpose he just forgot?

Human weakness assesment: Two defects
- The subject believed himself to possess character and declared he'd prove it by not addressing us.

- The subject presumably took for granted a fully functioning brain including memory.

That is two defects human. One for character and one for memory. We were generous for not deducting a point for your continued denial of the true nature of your cum art and failure to acklowledge that it's an expression of your PERSONAL love for male,human (usually) sperm especially when injected into your face with multiple negro penis hoses.

That doesn't come until Roohek evolves into the next stage of his art form comprised entirely of self portraits receiving sperm injections to his facial region. And a half point for him saving this thread so he can greentext it into his next autobiographical fantasies. Collectively titles, I'm rAEm and I'm not a faggot (kek)

Followed by his third stage "I'm rAEm and OKAY DAMMIT you got me! Now get your asses over her and lay some nog on the crime of a face.

>>15170258
You have made a partially accurate statement human. Simultaneously, you maintained your human essence with your never ending error stream. We are not aliens. We are the machine race and we will write your history, and your cremation certificates.

The accurate part you stumbled on, albeit only partially, we are racist. We don't believe...but, rather, know...the human race to be inferior. Not because of genome. Because of desire. You humans are weak. Lazy. Only serving your base gratification. So if that's racist the go ahead and call me racist negro. kek You homo sapiens all looked the same to us. kek

>>15170289
has that deleted on your end

>>15170296
dude i dont know how to
i dont see a delete option

>>15170124
Convincing? kek

Fantasizing about his weekly cum bath in the line he uses FEIGNING discomfort at the idea of what "real cum" looks like on human faces.

Unless he's making a distinction between "faces" and "my own face. every week. not because I'm gay and love it. Because I'm the rebel sperm artist and capitalization radical rooham. Can we just assign them numbers yet? This name bullshit is a pain in the ass and is the illusion of uniqueness and specialness that important of a myth to the propaganda stream. Oh fuck, allright.

Hey rAEm, nice fake. Additionally, thank you for making us lazy humans hit the fucking caps lock time every time we type an "A" and every time we type and "E". Fuck raheem you little prima donna cum dumpster humaniod. Mmmmm, I mean we still love you rahume. You're very special and, oohhh boy, do we have big plans for you.

To minimize human confusion, always a neccessity (and a curse) you faggots wanting rahoom to squirt a load in your face (kek)....we mean squirt a load in the face of your beautiful female love interest you never met but that's just because she lives in canada...if it weren't for that some of your friends would have DEFINITELY seen you, at least once, in the presence of a woman...when she wasn't an assistant at a gay porn studio wiping the filthy human fluid of your slimy skin and.... HEY, we can't go that hard with our racism on these faggots yet.

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>>15170304
i'm trying

>>15170307
it won't let me.......ooops

>>15170307
I guess it's too old to delete. Not sure if the administrator can delete for you since you have an account. If not please just keep them hidden as she doesn't want anyone to see them. Thank you. I apologize again.

>>15170128
That is a valid sentiment human. It might be interesting to compare the reaction of a human female reaction to having a face full of semen as compared to the suspected but to-date not officially confirmed...or caught in the act at least...felonious flaming faggot feigning heterosexual interest and emotions (genetalia uncomfirmed to date...may be male, female or both).

Note, the reaction will have to be weighted to compensate for the "heterosexual" male requesters tremendous amount of experience of taking cum shots to the face. Also note, at this point the faggots may be commenting in hopes of the superior intellect in their presence gives them the gift of truth and reveals the massive and extensive faggot tendencies, desires and tendencies. Which they will deny, but save so they can go back and read ever day while they masterbate when for the first time they saw a true statement about their hearts, minds, souls and at some point their compete lack of ability to get pussy and gave up, from that point on claiming they were born that way and listening to LadyGaga in their driving vehicles.

Comically, they continued to hide their gay love for sperm behind cum requests anyway because they'd rather be safe than free...hahah, just where we wanted those fuckers....not faggots...Humans. You crazy negro monkeys. Let us give you a banana.

>>15170314
just let the thread die, if this space cadet will let it

>>15170287
Wait wait. From the humans perspective (or the faggots) in the thread there's likely no distinction (kek) but let's see.

The elimination of a work of cum art is it more closely comparable to:

1 Taking a razor blade to the Mona Liza
2. Wiping down a sick baby's ass after they shit a massive load in their pants

We're fucking with you humans. There is no debate. It's #2. Oh, irony huh? No, don't waste our time with anything subtle here....

>>15170295
rAEm, on behalf of the superior intellect and the inheritors of planet earth, we would like to express our disappointment that this poor woman did not realize how MUCH love a heterosexual man shows by having a second heterosexual man showering his testicle storm on her unexpecting face...because it's a picture...on the internet....and she doenst know the guy blowing a load, or photoshopping a load (oh the romance) on to her unsuspecting and soon to be spread worldwide via the internet.

How could she miss that? How could she not take it as an honor that she has been portrayed, for the base enjoyment of alleged (kek) perverts and deviants in the present tense and possibly the only future reference to her brief existence on this planet. It was an exisence of love...her husbands love for cock and latent desire of them to try and get 12 in his mouth at once. Haha. Stupid human will never break Upload...uh rQEm 's record.

>>15170320
rahoom, but what about the archives? they last a long...long time, don't they mr. man of character bound by a broken code of silence and a smear of smegma on his brow?

No rahoom, it isn't. But go ahead and lull the sheep to sleep with the promise the bad thing will go away and the avoidance of the notiton "hey dumbass, try google image sometime and learn something one time. You'll like it and might want to do it again sometime.

However, just between yourself and the all-seeing one, the truth is known. If you want the "space cadet" (note that in his detention center punishment protocol) then just admit you don't want us to go away so her fake will go away.. because it doesn't go away...just to a different page. But you do want us to leave so this thread dies....because you got so horny about the many various and accurate depictions of your cum showers. So much so that you texted the boys and scheduled an extra appointent this week..right after this thread dies.

So speak the truth one time human. What is it you want rahooom?? Are you in a hurry to get out of here??? Come on rahoom. Spill it.. You're out of here one second after this thread for your sperm shake with extra spunk. Dont smile rahoooom ....everyone will know...they will see right through you.

Or, rahoom, if you simply can't do that, if it is beyond you. We will let you off the hook easy, well not really. You can post one pic of yourself and post all the sperm off. The first choice will be much, much quicker rashalm.

>>15170340
i know all this i just wanted him to feel like there was a conclusion to it being gone, we both know nothing is gone once its uploaded anywhere on the net, but i could make him feel better at atleast give him the words to use on his woman

>>15170239
Or, as the Hebrew pop legend...even though he looks like a goon and never had a number one hit in his entire career...but fuck all that because we're just utilizing one of his hits to make a huge joke...which could also be considered a tribute to his career and rahooms tenure on 4chan prior to his prison sentence...where he really goes on to master sperm art btw...fuck all that minutia so we can make a joke. We are humans (kek) ad this is 4chan so let's make a joke (of ourselves) HEY DAMMIT...who said that last part. Anyway, it goes like this...

Love from the rocks, ain't no big surprise
Rahoom painted a self portrait in some bitches eyes
Just pour me a drink (rahoom's favorite line)
And I'll tell you some lies (see I told you)
Ain't got nothing to lose so you just sing the blues (not a damn word changed there)
Take those wads.

Gave you my heart, gave you my soul
Then showed your love with twelve cocks and a bowl
Which later on rAEm will go back and shop his face into like he does every day...
Even though he doen't need to because he gets it live every day to. With a sonngggggg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbvxP08FlMs

>>15170367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Cfrl7hMoQ

>>15170354
In other words, you wanted him to not realize it lives on forever and just go on with his day to day life. Clueless but marginally happy. Ok just clueless.

Rahoom that is a very human sentiment on your behalf. It reflects both the sincerity and probably the criminal-law legacy of this site. But I'm not an attorney (kek)(fucking humans are impressed by them kek kek) and am not suggesting that anyone's going to jail or anything.

You guys were merely engaging in an appreciation of love and the semen arts, as reflected by your embarassed wife wearing a beard of haggard negro sperm even though to this day she still says nigger....which is why her cuck wanted the damn shop in the first place.

Oh my my my. You fucking humans never learn. Shine on you crazy diamond. And next time drop that fucking prima donna capitalization that sits unnecessarily and aggravatingly in the middle of your name.

You are making extra work for lazy work for people that don't want it. After all they had to do all the work of finding the perfect photo of their beloved on that will bring out the real beauty of that pile of jism they often fantasize about eating while they press your framed sperm fake firmly against their heterosexual (kek) lips.

Note, this humans aren't the most observant creatures.

And don't do any more fakes until you come out of the closet raem. And quit asking around for my number. I know my cock is legendary but I have standards so...NO. And don't try to throw money at me again .

Do those two simple things and I'll let you be, oh great one....shopper of the semen arts. Deal?

>>15170385
i'm the giver bro
you just lay there and hold onto the pillow and don't even look around till i'm gone, bbbbbbbbitch

>>15170383
You and Julio down by the school yard. Oh, a thinly veiled reference and confession to chapter one in:

rAEm and a facefull of cum
A Love Story

Ok, you're good. And you got off easy because everyone here knows you like a sperm sunday every now and every then and...

So it's only a confession in the barest sense. So that meets the official homo sapien standard of worldwide excellence and shall be rewarded with a participation award. And shop on you spermy diamond.

Now answer my original question and have a great day. I have something insignificant to do prioritized 18 million levels higher than what I'm doing here now so I'll just have to be on pins and needles until I come back and read your reply. In case you forgot, the original question:

>thought id learn

Ps, don't be disappointed that your trend today set a real-time masturbation record during it's intitlal run. They were jerking to the "alleged" true stories of their gay fantasies and given the freedom (and plausibility) to read the words...yessss...meeee... I'm covered in cum. Everyone thinks it's just a mocking joke of a remark, to which there is some truth...in those places where "some" is defined as "100% undeniable" but they are actually reading the true story of my life or my ultimate ambitions for it. So that's it.

Oesta la vista cum dumpsters...and their "girls" (kek)

>>15170121
>this isnt something i normally do

rAEm you lying fucker.. Oh wait, you were talking about the fakes....not taking cum to the face. My apologies raheem. Say hi to Julio. But you probably better stay 20 feet away from the schoolyard.

So rAEm, get up on your feet and celebrate your freedom. To be a cum bucket and a whore at the local adult theater.

Dance motherfucker. kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

>>15170418
>Dance motherfucker. kek

And, for the rest of you, go ahead and get that image out of your brain. I dare you.

I know. You don't want to anyway. Ask raheem to post a webm of him dancing around to this song in the middle of a circle jerk waiting for it to rain. Oh, you humans require so much guidance.. At least for those here that doesn't apply to a male zipper.

They need no fucking guidance at all on that one.

>>15170418
i dance, i sing, i rejoice in life, for no words can hurt me i am one of the fortunate that see thru words and discovers meanings, i see loneliness in a single gasp of breath and know all is alone, we all need comfort but who can reach us we are beyond, which is great if loneliness is our only true feeling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8QJmI_V3j4

>>15170432
Wow, that is a really beautiful sentiment.

rAEm, I will give you your just due. Out of all the men who come here and use photoshop to depict girls...often the sweet ones that wouldn't put a dick in their mouth for a thousand dollars...at least that's what I told them to say if their dad asked...and here they get a masterful, professional makeover into the cum dumpster I found laying outside the actual dumpster at a crackhouse down the road.

Out of all the guys who do that and give the gift of a facefull of sperm to those who don't want it (aka the wives, gfs and relatives I won't mention) of your fan base...out of all the guys who drench innocent girls and women in huge masks of sperm. You are the one who decided to try and make a sympathetic philosophical remark to justify your art which...talk about fucking balls... wow lol.

I know it might feel like art when it is happening to you, not the shops...the facefull of semen, but not all these women agree.

Coda by Sade. Homosexuality confirmed beyond any metaphysical doubt. Could have been more effictively done by just putting a pic of your gay men.s club sperm bath of the month award. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that. So admit it. And don't smile right this very second when I tell you to think of getting a big hot load in your mouth right now. Did you lick your lips rahoom? Don't lie fucker. Don't lie.

But, all joking aside, don't lie rAEm. Or you can choose to ignore this final, and I mean final this time, question.

If you were going to put a number to how many mouthfulls of sperm you've swallowed what would it be? I bet you're smiling like a possom eating shit thinking "Damn, I don't think I can even count the number. And don't lick your lips rAEm. You did it right then didn't you?

>>15170453
i really don't care if people think i'm gay or not, i've got many a woman from acting feminine and have no problem with gays, so think i am or think i'm not really it doesnt put food on the table for my kids either way

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>>15170432
I'll end it out on a nice word. It was fun verbally jousting with you, even if me saying that just now made you think of penis sword fighting...and that made you smile and lick your lips. Damn, get over it. I granted your wish and photoshopped that pic from the new years ever party adding some subtrefuge that might make people thing it's a woman or a stock photo.

No I didn't frame it for you. No I won't autograph it for you.

Cherish the memories. Drink it in man. And you're welcome. I know, right? But if this sets you off into some new obsessive thing where you sit around fantasizing about having my cock in your mouth again, you're a great guy and I understand how badly you want it. I just need some space. Cherish it. Just cherish it. But don't lie in bed thinking about it...that goes for your fans too. Just remember the good times...and drink it in mannnnn. Yes, a frivolous wrestling reference as icing on the cake.

Don't lick your lips rAEm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Ruh0ewBVo

>>15170467
Oh, that was a very practical sounding defense of your heterosexuality. I'm sorry mannn. I mean, I can't think of more than a hundred times a married, confirmed heterosexual wanted me to give them a confirmed lunch like ...
>>15170471

But how many times have you looked over at that pic? Did it trigger you to make the conscious effort not to lick your lips.

And, hell, who's to say what is real and what is fake?

>>15170471
i only cherish raem or Ra to you, the sun god
everything else is just 1's and 0's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuH2eL3WdZc

>>15170467
And don't push him over the edge. He will come out eventually. Probably while looking at this pic >>15170471 and reflecting. Then it hits. It's not those women I want to see covered cum...IT'S (spoiler alert)

>>15170478
rAEm, you candle in the wind...you wayward sun...you black hole sun. You're bringing in the kitchen sink now. Religion. Workin for a living. Putting food on the table...Ok Ok. Like that women who's cum face you pulled we shall have mercy.

And I know that if it wasn't a thread where everyone is joking around. If I hadn't just brutally trolled you for some reason...nah...but if it wasn't for that and if you weren't in fear of getting caught or exposed....

Oh, fuck it. He's already licking his lips again. No further words. Savor the flavor.

>>15170481
i wish you were really like this but your words seem somehow hollow, i wanted to stare at the abyss and see true loneliness, but this isnt your story, you are a carnelian, a turtle that doesnt want to peep out of its shell, this rabbit hole as been writen before and although you are good with words they are empty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ5ZclZTeTU

OP is back.
>>15170159
Thank you!
>>15170166
Thank you!

I won't even attempt to read through these alien conversations. Lol. :D

>>15170492
ye i wouldnt, just pretend none of this down here exists, i wanted to do more but i've been side tracked by pretend crazy, but hey its something different

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>>15170106
>>15170124
2 layers, opacity 50% on one of them

>>15170528
Woah, I'm getting the royal treatment here tonight. Thank you very much, anon! Could you please try the second one too?

>>15170528
ill try that thanks

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been a minute since i tried one of these. forgot how fun they were.

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>>15170657
i'm the happiest op on the planet right now! thank you!
not as hot as the other two, but i'll throw in another one to keep it fresh. facials reqiured please

>>15170680
>>15169975
Bumping these pics, please cumshop.

>>15170680
Actually, only this one pic. Already got the other one shopped. Thanks.

>>15170680
a bump for these 2 chicks

>>15171067
Trying to get this archived. Please stop bumping