Fake Requests - Stripped Bare

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>>15167570
please fake her

>>15167570
Don't post names or info about your girls here in the thread. Just their pictures.

Email any info you want to me at:

[email protected]

I won't share the info so you can share a little more than you'd want to post in the thread and only we'll know.

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>>15167570
Can you strip this girl for me please?

>>15167582
So email me the info for the girls you're posting pictures for here. I'll share some with you too so so you'll know you can trust me with your info.

>>15167582
are you happy to do some straight over email?

>>15167588
Kek. Let's make them real girls. Girls you know personally. Give em up guys:)

>>15167591
Maybe. Email me. For that scenario I'll either do her offline for you or I won't do her at all. I want you guys to be able to say the stuff in email you'd love to share but wouldn't dare post in a thread. I won't do anything with it other than deciding which ones are hottest to me and, therefore, which ones I fake first.

i've sent you a mail. i can post the pic here aswell if you like?

>>15167596
I'll give you and example. I did some fakes recently and the guy didn't want her fakes posted anywhere...they were just for him so I was able to give him something he loved. A collage with several fakes plus the kind of information you would normally see for girls that were actually leaked. Name, facebook, phone number, everything. He went fucking nuts for it. I never did post it and, in fact, I don't save fakes I do. So this is the opportunity for you to really fire away and totally give up your girl and all her information without it going anywhere.

>>15167596
>>15167602
sent details

can you give us an example of the quality of your skills?

Guys the emails are coming in and I'm going to start responding to them. Be sure to give me all the information on your girls and tell me if you happen to want me to do a personal fake like the one I mentioned in the last comment.

The request window will only be open for maybe an hour or two. I will chat with you about your girls via email and get the fakes going.

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>>15167619
>>15167602
don't mind you posting on here as well but wouldn't mind having one sent to email as well if possible, in case I miss the thread

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>>15167624
same girl if this helps

>>15167613
I don't save any except the ones I still have additional shops to do for. So that narrows it down. It worked out ok though because here's a much-edited version of the fake I mentioned earlier that's like the collages of girls who've had nudes leaked that are being spread like wildfire...pervs all over have her number...all shit has hit the fan. Except for this fake it's just fantasy and nothing was ever spread. Unless you count this which I don't. But her op loved it because his fantasy is to expose the hell out of her but he didn't have the heart to do it so this was great for him. That's not everyone's fantasy. But if it's yours then maybe this thread will be for you.

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need to see her fat tits

>>15167625
Nice. Keep em coming. I covered what to put in the emails. As for what you post here that's your call. I think Kate does have a great ass and I'm probably not alone in saying I'd like to catch her just one time in that position in real life. Anyone else here that would just go ahead and fuck Kate right there outdoors, in public or wherever in the hell she dared to bend over like that??

For her op, is that an exception or does Kate show that much skin and/or dress like a slut most of the time?

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>>15167627
Duh, sorry guys didn't attach the pic huh? Here's the one I did for another anon with all his girl's private info removed and her face blurred. His version had everything though.

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Cumshop this slut

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>>15167634

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>>15167631

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>>15167632
Glad you like her, would love to throw her over that table and fuck her senseless.

Sadly the slutty clothes are more of an exception this is closer her to her normal clothes

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>>15167632
>>15167638
that being said she does send me the occasional nice pic

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>>15167635

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>>15167639

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>>15167653

Guys, wow great stuff in the emails. Keep it coming. Was emailing one of you and had the observation that what we're doing is like when a girl has real nudes leaked for the first time. Then someone gets hold of them and matches it up with who she is and tries to expose her and spread her nude pics all over the internet. Maybe the girl would decide "what the hell" and just become a complete slut in real life too after that. So it's all the thrill without any of the actual harm. And it's hella fun for me so keep it coming. This thread isn't about a big rush to crank out a ton of fakes. Oh, they'll be done and as I said but with the fun spread out all day. Expose everything you can or want to here for everyone else to enjoy. The rest email to me. And I think it'd be hot if you guys wanted to comment on some of these real girls being submitted, chat, ask questions and just have fun with them. So there you go. Expose her.

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>>15167655

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teen titties lol

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Please sir!

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>>15167642

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>>15167664

Stop fucking talking you're giving me a fucking headache, you talk like a phone scam artist, I really wish you'd put up and shut up

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>>15167671

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>>15167682

He's not going to do any fakes

this guy's obviously just a pic collector that's not going to do any shops, and anyone that bumps this thread any more with requests is cancer

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>>15167687

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add cock and cum please

has op deliverd to anyone yet?

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cum shop plz

OP prove that you are shopping!

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mailed

Ok guys. Caught up with all your emails and now I'm taking a break. Will return later today after going through all the info dumped on these girls and make the selection of the faking order.

For those here who'd just like to say "fuck you op you motherfucking lying, non-delivering op is a fag motherfucker" I'd respond with just relax and I'll be back later. There are other threads here and maybe one of them is for you.

>>15167745
can you at least provide us with some progress on a shop here?

that way you wont get any shit talk in here

>>15167745
>>15167704
>>15167707
>>15167735
When I come back to do fakes I'll have to do some fucking amazing ones for the girls I've verified to not have been posted by anyone firing off these lines. If that doesn't make sense to you, too fucking bad.

Ahahah, I could feel it coming. It wasn't there when I started typing but, like clockwork, oh so predictable.

For the rest of you, I will be back later to do the fucking fakes I choose. And remember, instant gratification is for pussies and millennials so grow up if that applies to you. You should get a shitty, quick and average "instant gratification" fake if that's you I'm talking to.

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want to see her titties OP

>>15167756
OP you may have missed my email from earlier. Double check that you replied to them please

>>15167750
I will definitely do that. The official progress report for photoshop fakes in this thread is as follows:

- NO FUCKING FAKES HAVE BEEN STARTED YET
- THE SELECTION OF THOSE WHO WILL BE FAKED WAS FROM THE BEGINNING AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE TO BE BASED LARGELY ON THE EMAIL STUFF

Now, I'll add to that. I also won't do a fake, ever, knowingly for anyone that hassles me or gives me shit of any kind. I don't have thin skin I just don't roll like that.

I planned from the beginning to do the fakes just as it'[s working out and I still do. However, my mind could be changed if the whole thing becomes a pain in the ass.

So the official status report is: Zero Fakes, with the selection criteria submission process completed exactly as planned.

It's been a pleasure and now I'm taking a break with the intent of coming back later today to fake the girls selected.

If you want one of these...
>>15167633
...done for your girl just let me know.

I can send you the "restricted version" that shows all of the info on it just like the girls who get leaked and exposed all the time. That's just for the private ones only.

You've seen the threads on /b/ where they expose girls aggressively, where perverts pay compliments to your girl as they ask for more of her. Threads where anons are just dumping volumes of pics, videos and information about these girls and all the horny anons are rushing to save up the ones they like so later that night they can go lurk on their facebook or send them a snapchat.

When we see a brand new girl getting exposed for real. Her first nudes leaked. She gets popular with anons. These girls getting exposed and passed around. It only goes two ways. They hate it and something bad happens. Or the girl likes it and owns it. Then maybe someday she's queen of /b/. I know that probably every single one of you here will shy away from saying you've ever fantasized about a girl you know getting exposed...big time. But if you have had that fantasy I want to make this thread the ultimate experience for you.

This thread is a fantasy simulation of the really evil shit we all would condemn. Literally exposing your girl. Giving her up to strangers to gratify their base sexual desires in whatever way THEY decide. No sane person would want that for their girl. But would some find it arousing to imagine "their girl" being ogled by nasty, perverted men around the world who at best will be jerking off to her on a regular basis. At worst they become obsessed with the idea of someday meeting her in real life and fucking her. Wonder if anyone has fantasies like that. And, if so, there's the matter of how close. Oh, she's a friend...ok. An ex? Ok. She's your sister? Your mom? Your daughter? Wow, you can't do that. Except here. If you trust me. Which you can, but we're wired not to. Cya in a bit guys.

>a brand new girl getting exposed for real. Her first nudes leaked. She gets popular with anons. These girls getting exposed and passed around. It only goes two ways. They hate it and something bad happens. Or the girl likes it and owns it. Then maybe someday she's queen of /b/.

Here's a poll for your enjoyment-

If you have ever had fantasies like this about someone you know, without providing additional information and posting as anonymous, which best describes who was the target of your fantasy:

1. Your wife
2. Your girlfriend
3. Your ex wife or girlfriend
4. A wife or girlfriend of a friend
5. Aunt
6. Sister
7. Daughter
8. Wife
9. Other - specify in general what

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nudeshop or tits outs is my wife of a friend

>>15167872
Poll is open to everyone too, not just those who had requests on this thread. You know which one of those 9 options are yours so man up and admit it (as anonymous under 5 vpns of course).

>>15167872
this is bullshit, no fakes happenning, don't fall for it guys

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Please

Wife. After I see some of your creations I may send you a personal email for some.

>>15167875
Nice. To give you the thrill of exposing your friend's wife go ahead and email me all of her personal information. First and last name. City and State. Send me her facebook and all of her other social media. Any actual true information about her, her sexual life, any kind of intimate detail. I won't post any of it and, in fact, won't even keep it. But since nobody trusts anybody you'll still get the full thrill.

So, if you don't mind, go ahead and totally expose her to me by sending me everything. She's hot and will probably get done if the info you send by email verifies to me that she's real.

Guys, a question. Not the old, boring "what would you do to her.." Let's come up with something different. Why don't you guys really check her out. I've clicked on her a few times and she's damn near about to change this over to a cum tribute video thread. I get a really raw, dirty and potentially porn-star level of sluttiness but I don't know. Maybe it's just me.

Why don't you anons take a minute and look this one over. If you do you might wind up giving her more than a minute. In fact, I'm going to give her some quality time right now myself.

But what do you anons think of this girl...not exxagerated or anything...really look at her and try to see if you can tell what she likes in bed. What she wants but maybe would be ashamed to admit. Is she actually a good girl? A sweetie? Or is she maybe one phone call away from going to a porn audition? Give it to her guys. Straight up. And I'm going to get off this damn chat right now and give her my full attention. That's open to everyone too. Let her op know if you're about to tune the fuck out and blow a huge load to his girl. Later guys. I feel some inspiration coming on!

>>15167915
Anyone who falls for this is as gullible as a fucking seagull.

>>15167894
Oh, that'd be great. I love that kind of stuff so I'll look forward to that. I like it that you're selective too. That's HOTTT.

It's like the difference between fakes that look like your girl was in a porn movie versus fakes that look imperfect like an actual nude because either you just need that much real or else you're kind of fantasizing about planting them somewhere an wanting them to pass as actual nudes of the girl, possibly kicking off an avalance of other actual nudes of her coming out and then she really is exposed. But it's probably just that you need that much real. And I love all of that so enjoy the thread.

WTF ARE YOU ON OP
you are off your trolley

>>15167925
See, I told you. Nobody trusts anybody. But in this case it's true. Later on today when I post the fakes I've chosen to do that will prove that.

When a little time passes and nothing happens, that's another one. And as more and more time passes with nothing coming of this it will be clear that for one fucking time someone actually was honest. I'm not bullshitting you.

Having said that, I'd have thought and maybe said exactly what this fucker said...
>>15167925
I mean, is it ever fucking smart to trust someone here? Ever? No. But we do, don't we. But a careful person would never, ever jump at the offer I'm making in this thread. But I'm not going for that crowd.

I'm more interested in the obsessed, the compulsive, the taboo breaking people who don't want to see any harm for anyone yet they are compelled to share and expose their girls time after time.

So they post a pic of her that's a few years old, make up some like about how you knew her from school, give a few false facts to give a little smokescreen....then they expose their girls for everyone.

So this is the evolution. I didn't create obsession but maybe I can satisfy it a little. You know who you are. I don't really have a dog in the fight as to what girls get submitted so if you want to post the same few pics of your girl over and over in generic threads, that's cool with me. Or you can email me. I won't share info about the girls that's emailed to me but, for this thread, I want you to give me all of it and totally expose them to me. And then you get the reward. I'm okay with whatever way this thread goes, including if the concept doesn't take and the thread dies. This is for you guys not me.

Op i thought you said you were going to come back and do shops, not stand on a soapbox and rant about how people think you're full of shit

>>15167936
You're really going to have to elaborate on your point citing specifics if you have a logical argument to make. And that's ok if you want because maybe I could rebut your argument and add some more dimensions. I have a few ideas for the obvious ways you could try to go with it but I'm going to make you work. Make your case if you have one that you can defend.

>>15167957
Hey anon, I get to have fun to. If I want to post a comment while I'm on break, I will.

But let me get to the point for you, right. I said I'd return to do some shops but I didn't give it to you in hours and minutes with a fucking time stamp and punch card. Oh, because I'm not a worker in your factory.

Here is what time I will come back tonight. When I want to. I can tell you right now it's still several hours yet and that's in line with what I wanted to do from the beginning. Standing on a fucking soapbox kek. Just chill out guys and let it die if you don't believe me. Or keep it going and I'll do some sick shops.

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Please fake her

>>15167966
this attitude is why we think you're a faggot. just make the fucking thread when you're ready to shop, don't make it and then leave so that you can come back to so many comments and posts to feel good about yourself, you lonely rectal bleed

>>15168013
But I'm okay with whoever wanting to thinking I'm a faggot. I actually do feel good about myself today but not for this thread. It's just some people don't get performance art. And either way I'm going to fake these girls and start releasing the fakes.

Let's say just say I piddle around until 11pm est and at that time I will start doing releases.

If you believe me they will be hot fakes of your girls like what you hoped or better. If I'm lying that would mean at 11pm I would start releasing montages that expose the private information of all these girls and turn you guys loose on them.

I've said probably 50 times it's the first one but I imagine there might be some that think it's the other and show up hoping to see some fresh girls get exposed. Just tune in and let's go ahead and make it 11pm est.

And I really promise that it will just be fakes.

I will not post montages exposing all your girls.

See you at 11.

>>15167968
Hot. Email me her full name, facebook and the other info and we'll get her done.

>>15168025
I like her but she's too hot to be a regular girl. Those stylish photo shoot pics are great no doubt.

I'd rather work from selfies they take in the mirror and get the fake good enough that nobody can really tell which it is...even the shoppers. Just for fun with the assumption that her op isn't going to repost it as a real nude somewhere.

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Can u do a nudeshop of her

>>15168036
Can't wait thanks op

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>>15168044
Shes a girl I know, that was from her facebook. So is this one.

Guys, thanks for your patience. At this very moment I am communicating with finalists via email. Stay tuned. If you think I missed your girl please reply to this comment and make the case. Sorry if I'm a lazy fucker...although more like a busy fucker but why nitpick...and you summarize all the info about your girl in the various comments in your reply. I'm not down for homework and scanning through the thread at this point.

>>15168256
You need to email me her name and how you know her asap. The finalists are being selected right now.

[email protected]

Can the anon who requested Rebecca please email me?

>>15168105
So I guess you emailed me the info requested. Still have some to go through. And just email me more in general of her if you want.

>>15167602
Finalist Number One - the young whore Kate.

Congrats to her op. Check your email.

Ok, we can just do the winners by email and let the thread. If your girl made the cut you have received an email. If your girl didn't make the cut and it's a really hot request...eh, you can still post something and maybe I'll catch it but I'm considering this thread effectively dead as of now.

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>>15169064
Got room for one more OP?

>>15167707
>anyone that bumps this thread any more with requests is cancer

There is nothing I love more than groupthink and lemmings. The finalists appreciate your naivete and weak attempt to fucking make me march to your beat or take over the narrative of the thread. And the best fucking part is just how hot and edgy it's getting now that we're down to the finalists.

Unfortunately, thanks to the majority faggot vote by quiet agreement with this clown, they're all going to be done over email now. Thanks on the side to fuckface the clown for complete plausible deniability for absolutely any fucking thing coming out of this thread since I'm just playing around and no real fakes are being made, right?

The finalists thank you again.

>>15167707
>>15167718
You guys go learn a skill or trade you can use to get your much needed and much undeserved attention. Learn to fucking shop or something. And if you do shop and post regularly to /r/ ...learn to shop WELL. Oh yeah, and suck my dick.

>>15169117
yeah sure, done over e-mail. nothing's getting done, this dude is just fucking with naive people. sorry to tell you this, you're a fraud Op

>>15169078
Sure, I'll post her here.

http://www.imgrum.net/user/dogladykaty/3920557701

Revealed. Guys, haha, fuck it I'm not even going to try. There were a few among you who had at least a remote concept of...Oh fuck it.

You can get "random IG girl that comes up first on a google search in any thread." To any and all for whom this concept was an unsolvable fucking mystery, haha, I salute you. Good luck and I hope you don't get hit by a car crossing the street.

But on a side note I'll always love the way you come back and complain after you're the ones slowing shit down and being assholes. Not you anon...
>>15169078
...but the other ones who already knew before this thread was even started who they are and what their fucking problem is. Like a lot of people know what their fucking problem is....but it's fun pretending that's not so we can piss them off even more and remind the anons whose girls are borderline that it isn't ME...the friendly OP to blame for their girl not getting done. It's the pussies who give unsolicited opinions as if they're relevant or, in my case, something that will sway me even a tiny bit...the ones who are probably doing the shops that I come here to laugh at and use for coaching tools in spotting errors. So you know those insecure fuckers who get a high percent of their self image and worth from people saying they are...hope I don't laugh till I shit saying this...hmmmhaha...that these fuckers have anything to say. They're shit and the fact they're here so much proves it. Now that's only for the shoppers who are mother fucking assholes and cock suckers. If you are a shopper currently doing a lot of work here...don't worry unless you're one of the cock suckers. It was the other guy I was talking about. You probably think he's an asshole too if truth be told, right?

>>15169132
Hahahhahhaha, yeah I am. It's kind of strange that the ops who submitted the finalists aren't here bitching and whining though isn't it.

Ps, your girl was close to making the cut but she was just too fucking ugly even though she's your granddaughter in bestiality you sick fuck.

Go away.

Ok the anon who submitted Kate, the anon with the wild info that...after further review...was definitely good enough and the anon who submitted their request privately (probably a good idea after the bitchers, whiners and would be squeaky wheels wanting to get greased...as always....stunk up the fucking joint and brought it down to their level...oh the fucking humanity.

But you winners keep an eye on email and get any outstanding pics/info to me before we realease.....shhhhhh, we can't say that shit here now because I'm having fun antagonizing the pricks that just....well they didn't do anything of importance...but they did raise their heads out of the male crotch hair long enough to get a few well-deserved bitch slaps.

Haha, but yeah if you're a winner today keep an eye on your email for the ridiculously fucking good fakes that....eh, only you qualify to see unless you decide later to post them somewhere.

I know I've covered the winners and the fakes.

Were there any other assholes, cocksuckers, faggots, shitty and insecure "shoppers"...did I miss any of you. How about retards and motherfuckers? Anyone? Anyone??

>>15169162
You have a serious problem with your psyche. You should visit a doctor, it's getting kinda ridiculous. Sick cunt.

>>15169174
Awwww, thanks anon. I'll get right on that. Cunt. haha....oh wow you destroyed me. If I were it'd be the first pussy you've seen except on the internet and farm animals.

Don't bitch motherfucker. The doctor's office is closed and so I couldn't act on your golden advice you healthy and regular-cock-receiving cunt.

Yeah, good idea anon. kek

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>>15169183
Emergency rooms are open 24/7 and are always more than happy to lock up crazy assholes

since your fingers are probably bleeding from slamming on your keyboard for the past 40 minutes you should probably get that checked out too

>>15169183
I know I should't mock retarded people, but I can't help it tonight. Sorry. I pity you. Think about it. Change.

>>15169174
Honestly, I was originally going to post all the fakes here and take a bunch of additional requests.

Only reason I changed my mind was you and your kind.

I mean, really, the reason a lot of decent anons with hot girls don't get their fakes done is because of you and your kind. If they really understood the fucking curse you guys are they'd probably tear your bitch asses to shreds when you start ragging out and whining because the ugly whore you got from tumblr (or the delivery room in your local hospital) haven't been done yet.

>>15169198
>>15169190
Haha. Oh you guys....you're killing me. You're going to just destroy my career in (kek) doing photoshops on /r/.

And it's always fun to see people hanging out on 4chan portraying them to be worthy of giving advice. Hey fucker...

>>15169198
It's bitches like you living on 4chan because you have nothing better and you're too stupid to learn photoshop in order to fake your fat, ugly sisters, daughters and mothers. Then you get pissed when reality kicks in.....but you "really show em" in the end with the big retarded line. Have you ever heard of this thing called irony? Think about it. Don't change. If you did I'd run into you out in the real world instead of this shit hole where you reside in voluntary quarantine.

Go do an xray, pussy. And remember. You are the sick fuck for whom 4chan is the home field. Savor the flavor when you're done tossing that salad. Hey, you can always tell me to kys.

Omfg wouldn't that be the fucking bomb. A total fucking kys shutdown.

You people are unwitting actors in a great irony where you believe that you're relevant. Or normal. Or healthy. Or not as sick as me....well, maybe I'll give you that one even though you have no clue how short you're selling me. But other than that? Eh, fuck I don't see a lot to work with so fuck it. Stay here and jack off 20 hours a day for the next howver many decades....yeah, just stay on your current pace....and the pain will be over.

Especially for the rest of us. God damn I mean really. Fucking get on with the process and keel over so maybe nature will replace you with something more useful...like a worse form of cancer because even that's more welcome than you.

Except when you're the op of a bubble shop thread, of course,

>>15169231
Diagnosis: severe autism, probably Aspergers. And this isn't even funny, it's kinda serious.

Either that or you're a promising contestant for the literary nobel prize. Great work, keep it up.

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someone xray please

>>15169240
Kek. Like you're qualified to diagnose anything other than a cock that needs sucking. God you guys are masochists.

>>15169331
Sorry OP just thought I'd request one more. But it's good I understand bro. Keep doing yo thang fuck everyone else.

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Cum shop please

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Cum shot for my girls please?

>>15169460
Uh, it's nice of you to say those words. I guess that I decided your original remark about my diagnosis made me come to the conclusion that anything after it was to be disregarded.

When I publish my nobel prize winning work of literature "girls of 4chan exposed: the inside story" hits the shelves.

I trust you're distinguishing between the cynical, insulting remark as opposed to the one I really meant. You're probably also picking up on the fact that the smart-ass remark is the one for you to disregard and the other is the one that's intended to seem genuine.

So what I thought would be photoshop ended up being performance art instead. From that perspective it's a helluva fake but you have to have a good eye.

>>15167631
Someone shopped my dick in her mouth once.

1. Why would anyone fake a pic you clearly already have anyway.

2. Just kidding officer

3. Ah, I'm smarter than those fuckers that think it was #1 or #2. Want to post a link to your thread so someone will give you some attention and come over and request a fake from you. Do you need me to make a public appearance to increase your traffic or is this about asking me for photoshop lessons again.

Hey, it's ok. I was like that in Jr. High too. Not really but you get my point. Fuck off. That was my point. I just realized it's a mistake you'd realize that or read between the lines so live it, love it...and some other bullshit but mostly fuck off.

>>15169638
Was she one of BJFs whores? I loved them. What was that thing he used to do with pulling favorite girls from the gallery for the guys to party with? Plus the surreal nature of this roomful of hot girls that'd have nothing to do with 90% of the guys on 4chan standing around this party begging old men to shove their cock down her throat. Or maybe not surreal. That shit could happen, right?