Shhhhhhhh

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>>15114160
Wait a minute.....

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Be nice its my bday

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>>15114169

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>>15114177
Oh thats racist

Whos your day rolling Francis?

Elloooooo! I'm here now too! 9 hours ahead! I'm from the future

>>15114201
Still sick. still sux.

>>15114208
Im behind you by 6

>>15114208
Tell us the future does jax get unsick?

>>15114210
That sucks

>>15114215
yea really does.
Its effecting me hard

>>15114229
Yeah i could image working sick must suck balls

>>15114232
yea hard to be intimidating when hacking up a lung

>>15114214
>>15114238
Jax will get better soon, he will feel that symptoms will get smaller and he will feel better again!

>>15114238
Haha be like "fuck out of my line(sneeze) bitch"

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>>15114240
Haha great!! seems legit!

>>15114245
Right?! :'D

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>>15114263

>>15114238
>>15114243
I don't feel too good myself too btw ;( is
1 of you guys a psychiatrist?

>>15114293
Talk to uncle Jax

>>15114296
I have some relationship problems with my girlfriend.. I feel like I'm doing everything wrong and if I feel insecure and ask her things I make it worse :/ don't know what to do

>>15114309
Asking her if are you mad at me or whats wrong? something I did?Shows insecurity

It takes two to make a relationship work. Youre not solely to blame remember that

>>15114315
I know.. But she is the love of my life and I don't want to lose her.. It's just hard because she isn't like an emotional girl because of her past boyfriends who abused her and cheated on her and stuff... So if things get complicated she shuts down.

>>15114319
Ive been in the same relationship for the past 6 years and we're married now (yeah i know im to young blah blah blah) anyways trust has always been a big key to our relationship it makes everything easier when i get upset or she gets mad or things arent going as planned we sit there and talk it out and find solutions to whatever it is thats wrong im not much of a sensitive person nor like expressing my feelings but i find that because i trust her so much with anything and everything its a lot easier to talk about things

>>15114319
hold her hand and tell her everything is gonna be ok
its not soft its not soppy but its reassuring

(and maybe spend less time on here)

>>15114327
Thanks guys
>>15114328
Well, I don't spend much time in here.. :p only like on office hours some times take a look or when I'm not with her ;)

Good to know that there are still a few good random people on the Internet

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>>15114345
Right haha

>>15114329
heh, Wish I could get paid like you to be on 4chan
lol
>>15114345
Well no... Im still a dick, we just like you

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Ha

>>15114345
i'm saying nothing

>>15114355
Lol I'm just an intern so don't get payed that much..
And I'm a dick too.. I have to admit that

DICKS UNITED

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>>15114368

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Aries, This is how you should end your arguments

>>15114368
intern for what
and where is deadpool from

>>15114396
US west coast edition................kinda

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>>15114396

>>15114396
Apparently canadia

Does anybody else find it weird that we're having conversations on an adult website or is that just me? (Whispers)" i dont mind it though"

No okay cool

>>15114416
i have a being watched feeling

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>>15114432

>>15114439
Yeah Jax is always creepin for the most part

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>>15114442
that is correct

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>>15114445
Haha he thought he was gonna get out all smooth

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dont you hate it when you help someone out and they dont even say thank you

pic related

>>15114454
everyday on this board

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I see how it is

>>15114459
>>15114460
I'm an intern at a software company ;) I'm a software engineer :D

I need to replenish my like blood,
Dunkin donuts coffee.
I shall return

I have returned children

Hey raem, you still around?

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>>15114522

>>15114522
ye dude i was just on wsr

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>>15114534
Sooo Im trying your technique

>>15114535
ouch, what method is that

>>15114536
if you say i smudge ill find ya and drain ya blood

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>>15114536
Ummmmm Nooo
I wasnt gonna say that..........
>.>
<.<

>>15114537
What DO you do than? Because I wanna know too

>>15114540
im a clone and patch guy
love em

what people fail to understand about patch is it only copies texture so if you find the roughest part of the skin it usually patches a lot better

>>15114552
Don't know how that works unfortunately :/

>>15114568
what do you do

>>15114574
I ehm.. I just try things, soft feather erase, change saturation color settings and hope for the best.. Sometimes clone to hide clothing..

>>15114603
Well those are some basics sure. instead of using the eraser tho, make a layer mask instead.

>>15114603
when you soft erase do you do it thru a mask

>>15114630
lol, straight to the same thing

>>15114631
i thought you meant you were just using the eraser with a low opacity

>>15114635
shush you. lol

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>>15114631
>>15114643
this was me i worded it wrong

this is what i do

>>15114657
the real problem i have is doing these at work on my laptop, it looks good from one angle and then i tilt the screen and the skin looks bruised, sometimes i get home and look and wince at what i uploaded

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>>15114662
AHAHAHAHA

This is literally me when im doin a semi serious shop

>>15114664
all anyone's wanted on here for 3 days is cum WTF

>>15114679
I know right?! I entered a thread the other day and I did a few.. Then someone requested a pic and said "cover her with loads and loads of cum"

I was like ehhh what? You sick bastard xD

>>15114709
ye, i mean i have but putting cum on a girl(in photoshop) is not what i wake up thinking my day is gonna be like

>>15114725
Lolll, same brother

>>15114319
Well, I may be able to relate to that
What's the problem?

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this is what ive been bubbling with recently, i dont know if youve seen any of em

they are so nice over skin

>>15114736
is glassboy Scottish

>>15114736
She gets tired a lot these days, having trouble with sleeping and stuff and she gets cranky and doesn't want to get intimate anymore.. When I start about it she says that I'm pushing her and that she feels like an object. I just want to be intimate with my girlfriend you know.. But she only wants that when shes not tired.. And yeah, she's always tired so it's hard

>>15114742
get her iron levels tested

>>15114742
I used to be on clonazepam for anxiety that prevent me for doing ANYTHING with anyone, including my bf at the time.


You have not many options.
>Ditch the intimacy.
Make her see you change your mind and that sex is not important to you, even if it is. Looks like the biggest problem here is that she isn't well and may have developed new psychological "problems", but you still want her to resume her old routine that is fucking you non-stop.
Reevaluate if you actually see her as an object to fuck, or if you can stand two or three months without sex (BUT faking it that you don't need it when you are with her so she won't feel guilty, that's important) to see if she get's better.

>Get her to a psychologist
She may have real problems that she is not capable (and if it's psychological, she WON'T be able to) of resolving without medication.
Maybe she is depressed. Not sad depressed, the clinical disorder depressed.
Tl,DR: She may be depressed, or not. Anyway, you should put your man urges to a side, even if it is for months. Ehiter she get's better with your help, or with your help+medication. Only you can decide if she's worth it.

>>15114740
Latina

>>15114768
everything he describes says low iron, which girls are prone to for obvious reasons

>>15114768
She is definately worth it. Not a thing I wouldnt do for her! And yeah she is depressed sometimes.. :( so yeah, thanks though

>>15114775
Her girl saying she feels like an object has nothing to do with low iron.

>>15114779
Anytime

>>15114782
he forgot to namefag, that's for crossposting on /v/

>>15114886
mong

This is such an odd thread lol

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>>15115037

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>>15115056
Accurate

lolll

>>15115056
Not accurate.... i like to be on top

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>>15115162

>>15115162
You can like it all you want... from the bottom

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>>15115190

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>>15115206

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>>15115204

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>>15115211

>>15115214
Naw. Its only gay if you kiss and I dont kiss guys

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>>15115216

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having sex with men isn't gay
wanting to have sex with men is gay

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>>15115228

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>>15115231

>>15115228
Being fucked by a guy is only gay if you like it

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>>15115231
>>15115241

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>>15115248
which with all joking put aside you do

right ive been looking thru gifs tonight trying to get ideas(which you can tell) and i wanted to create a gif within a pic, the gif that i created wasn't a sly dig or anything like that to you deadpool, i just thought it would be funny

>>15115272
oooo
GIfception..............

Back in a couple hours

>>15115373
You better be I don't wanna be left alone with a bunch of gay guys

>>15115380
says the unverified femanon but we still like you either way Glass

>>15115380
glassboy am i wrong in saying you are a boy and you wrote
>including my bf at the time.

>>15115407
You're not the only one who caught that i just didnt wanna ask and be rude you know because were making gay jokes and he might actually be or not just saying not trying to offend anybody

>>15115391
i'm not gonna timestamp

>>15115462
i dont give a fuck if he/she is gay or offended my life carries on (meant in a positive way)

>>15115476
lol

Glassboy we dont care bout your gender or orientation.
We care bout the quality of shops you do and sense of humor.

Its just a perk if you're female and have nice tits.

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>>15115672
You had to go there haha

>>15115672
I'm just teasing, I know you are all gay anons!

>>15115754
Well francis is just a little curious thats all

>>15115772
Says my good lil power bottom
XD

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>>15115852

>>15115852
>>15115877
right boys i got up because people was vandalizing a pussy i wanted to see and now im going back to bed
night

>>15115866

>>15115886
Was her pussy signed? Haha

Sooo bored. Work sux. No ones here

>>15116161
Im here for you

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>>15116265

Hey boyz! I'm back again'

>>15116833
Alloo Aries
Looks like just you and me atm

>>15116836
No problem at all! We can have some fun ;) muhahahahaa

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>>15116904
Meant to post this last night when you brought up your gf issues

>>15116924
Hahaha xD nice

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This ad though...

>>15116987
thats how fires get started

>>15116991
Yep.. I know my girlfriend from tinder though.. But deleted it as soon as we got serious

>>15117096
Pssst.. I'm at work, don't think the bossman would like that

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>>15117132

>>15117274
>>15114738
grab these and throw em over a shop you cant be ass'd finishing, they are magic

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>>15117294
I use these set to screen
lol

>>15117299
Hi again!

>>15117307
what time you finishing

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>>15117274

>>15117307
Ok

I need a challenge my ps is bored
Be back in half an hour

So what is this, a combination relationship advice and photoshop tips thread?

>>15116987
That would be an easy gif to faceswap someone into.

>>15117543
This is nsfw request, that question doesn't fit here as it has a vanilla answer

>>15117598
>a vanilla answer

i fucking love chocolate milk

>>15117598
Whatever.

>>15117549
ye i thought that

>>15117543
This is a I was bored so come hang out thread

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>>15118063
Ill just leave this here for show and tell haha

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Here, Enjoy this fake I did whilst I am away for a few hours

>>15118260
What do you want, it shopped
Do you even know her

>>15118270
Nice but when you spot it you'll laugh

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B

>>15118279
Shhhhhhhh

>>15118280
Oh is it that day tomorrow, the day we laugh at america

>>15118282
For the lol's

>>15118273
No it was intended for jax some guy ask him to shop her and he said she was perfect they was she was

>>15118290
Oh ye actually I remember it

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>>15118270
>>

>>15118270
Going back to this for a second, nice lines on the waist what was she wearing originally

>>15118284
Exactly. How embarrassing. America for all is ending. America for the dumb and rich is coming. Good luck I'm leaving the country

>>15118302
Please don't come here, that sentence scared me

>>15118311
Only speaking truth.
Bring back Bush or any other Republican for that matter. Tomorrow the land of the free, the interests of WE THE PEOPLE will be no more

Apparently bacon makes my body very angry

>>15118756
Way to dogde the presidential debate thats going on in this thread haha

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>>15118802
Fuck politics. Bring on the kinky shit!

Seriously tho, Where did this surge of cumshop requests come from?

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>>15119040
Well since you seem anxious to shop! Haha try the blonde

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>>15118298
Sorry missed this before. I had to do alot of work to this pic. This was the original. Took some artisitic liberties as well

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>>15119050
done

>>15118808
source please

>>15119063
Awe you're the best thanks a million!:)

>>15119066
You know I always gotchu f a m

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>>15119066

>>15119072
Omg you did the other one too and you didnt even have to!! You're amazing senpai

And here i was thinking you were complaining about cumshops

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>>15119269

>>15119304
Haha hows your day going bro?

>>15119308
Aside from being called in every night this week with no end in sight, Just peachy

>>15119313
Called in?

>>15119320
To your stripper job? Ugh i hate that shit it happens to me all the time you know you're trying to relax on your day off and then boom all of a sudden youre shakin it on the pole outta no where

>>15119320
Yea my weekend gig bouncing turned into all week this week

>>15119336
Atleast you're working though right

>>15119340
Yea On top of my day job by sunday I'll have worked 112 hrs

>>15119355
Thats a lot of hrs but its also gonna be worth it when its payday am i right

#DishsoapLifesMatter

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>>15119391

>>15119391
>>15119396
Hey it's me from the future again

>>15119396
wait. what about the avacados?

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>>15119408

>>15119418
What's up wade

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>>15119434
The sky

>>15119436
Lol, ceiling here

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>>15119442

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>>15119448

>>15119448
Well, That's disappointing...
Just as disappointing as my life :o

Tho a funny thing did happen at work tonight.

I told you I was sick right? so while I was on break I kinda hooked up with one of the girls that works there, we're messin around in one of the chairs in back and she takes it upon herself to blow me.
Great
until just as Im about to cum, I feel a tickle in my nose, I try to hold it back but thats a negative ghost rider.

I ended up sneezing on her head a thick wad of phlem while I filled her mouth with cum as well

Was the weirdest feeling

Oh and dont think I didnt know it was you wade askin for the dick swap on that ecig pic

>>15119486
Dick swap on the ecig was not me just to clerify i did the blonde though

#DishsoapLifesMatter

>>15119561
Weirddd...

>>15114416
It would only be "weird" if you were logging in as different people and talking to yourself.

>>15119649
lol Hi Tehe

I dont think anyone here is that far gone tho I do have some pretending to be me in other threads occasionally

>>15114775
Vitamin B-1 can improve mood as well. Melatonin can help with the sleep.

>>15119655
Yeah.... I saw the "shhh" gif and recognized it would be you. Then I stumbled into a "group session". The only thing missing was the psychologist!

>>15119657
Melathonin doesnt help? We tried :(

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jax sort the necklace out please (please please) my ocd's are driving me crazy

>>15119673
My fallback is tequila

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>>15119680

>>15119687
no we dont correct each others shops thats just rude

>>15119680
AHAHAHAHA!! Someone finally noticed! lol
Thats why I leave things like that in

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>>15119680
Ugh Fine ya big baby

>>15119691
for 2 days its haunted me you just said shhhhhhh

>>15119708
Cuz Ima sadist and I didnt want you to spoil it for anyone else but no one else noticed or cared lol

>>15119711
i know, i shouldnt, i just get really niggled by stuff like that, the amount of stuff i do and dont upload is ridiculous because of stuff like that, blurring on skin that was already in the pic drives me crazy

>>15119712
or those weird light patches in the original pic that dont fit the edit but for some reason cant be fixed

Believe me, I understand

>>15119720
did u anonymously do a funny bubble last night (my last night)

>>15119725

No sir. I rarely go anon
Last night I was working from 4 pm to 3 am my time. only used my phone to comment.

So thats what? 9pm to 8am your time right?

>>15119737
oh someone covered the screen in them bubbles you uploaded and just cut out the eyes........deadpoooooool this sounds right up your street

>>15119761
I Only go anon to make stupid threads for jax and i dont shop at all

>>15119974
this is true. He shops like a tarded monkey with autism

>>15119997
Thats not nice

>>15119997
I find that insulting to monkeys

shoooooooooooooping

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>>15120160

>Apparently bacon makes my body very angry

Aand milk too

>>15119997
That wasn't me wade just so ya know

>>15120545
i find punching people helps

>>15120552
Yes. Very much.

>>15120637
I can tell when its you