I am looking for BDSM Microwave Porn.
Like someone taking a microwave into a room and tying it up and using a riding crop on it. Talking sexy to the microwave and telling it how it has been bad a cooking. Bring out the car of nine tails and wiping the microwave.
I know you are going to troll a little bit, but please I am having a hard time finding anything like this.
I guess no one has anything like this, :(