Movie name request

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Does anyone know the name of a 70s or 80s teenage (I think) movie that had the following scenes:

Guy breaks his own neck trying to suck his own dick. Apparently it tasted like pork.

Same guy gets electric suction sex toy in mail and promptly electrocutes himself.

Different guy enters bar for first time hoping to get laid. He's wearing tight jeans with camera focusing on his bulge implying he was trying to advertise in his first attempt to enter an adult sexual arena and compete as a man.

Guy and girl in car kissing, probably following on from the bar scene. She says she's getting wet "down there". He says that's a good sign. She gets out of car because there is water inside the car and her feet were getting wet. It was sinking into a lake or something.

Guy interrupts his sexual rival with a big dick about to have sex with a girl they both like. Rival comes out door wearing only underwear and a bunch of tissue hanging out. Rival is humilliantingly revealed to have been stuffing his underwear this whole time to give the impresson of a big dick. Rival leaves and guy enters door and proceeds to lose his virginity with still horny girl.

Protagonist ends movie with narrated speech about all the things we do in life like reading books and going to work are just the things we do to pass the time until the next time we have sex.


I'm sure I didn't imagine this movie? but strangely I have never had any luck with google.