Massage Parlor Etiquette

>>14893487
Ask for the North Carolina special, and offer to tip 67%

If you want a hotter chick, tell them about your fishing holiday last weekend - this must be done prior to signalling for a BJ though, because they wont change people after its arranged.

Hope this helps

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>>14893507
Seriously dude, wtf are you talking about. They hardly even speak english. Theres no way they will know what that means.

>>14893513
Try that in whatever language they speak then?

Every suck-shop i've been to the workers are 'ok' at english, and it works

>>14893518
What else is it possible to get?
Are they typically good at suckin?

>>14893538
Hand jobs (obviously) - Just specify that you just want jacking off when they take your dick out

If you're in-shape, and the girl likes you, they sometimes give you their number to arrange to fuck. Don't ask to fuck though straight up, a lot of places will just ban you.

As for suck-skills, they're ok, but its work for them, so they're not that in to it. They have a lot of practice though I assume, so they know how to make it semi-enjoyable

>>14893550
Ive only gone once and i ended up with some overweight 40 yr old. She said i had a big dick and that i was hot but she kept saying i was her sons age and telling me shit that was a total turn off. I came, but i felt cheated out of my money afterwards. I didnt have the heart to ask for another chick

>>14893555
If it happens again, and you want another chick, mention the fishing holiday...

The code phrases exist to make the customers more comfortable with their experience. Thats how the ugly ones get work, because lots of people don't know the code and arent happy to straight up ask

>>14893567
Ahh. Wish i had known that. I have little disposable income rn so i have to wait :/

>>14893581
Once they know you wont ask (or they think you like the ugly ones) that's all they will assign to you.

Good luck!

>>14893597
Are the ones with american employees better?