Bonus points for shopping the translated caption onto the image (though I will probably end up doing that myself)
>>14785531
Right:
"...you seem to be in a good mood, did something nice happen?"
"You noticed? The truth is, nee-chan... I got a girlfriend!"
"Daaad! Lend me your golf club for beating people to death!"
"What! Who do you want to beat to death!?"
"I'll take a full swing at your girlfriend's head! "
"Please stop that, she'll die!"
Left:
"I'm kiddiiing! So, how far did you go with your girlfriend?"
"Eh, so far, we have kissed..."
"Mooom! Your saw for dismembering...!"
"Stooooop! Nee-chan, stoooop!"
In the Middle:
"Onee-chan really is..."
"...The one you like the most? right?"